It’s a tale of two Britneys! And watching it hurts like the Dickens. Contrary to popular culture belief, we’ve never been of a knee-jerk spear-Spears mentality; that’d be so shallow! Always, and especially these days, we give her a shot to reclaim those glory days of being irresistible jail bait with sweet hooks and “Toxic”ally infectious vids. But “Gimme More”? Anything but, lovely. She needs less of everything: less coke, less morphine pops … okay maybe more of some stuff, like more cloth on her ass in this clip. There’s blonde Brit and brunette Brit (one’s a stripper, one’s a patron) and it’s edited together to look like a sorority girls’ weekend with a video camera, filming an homage to Demi Moore in Striptease.

Okay, y’all excited yet? Then you’re ready to enjoy freshly leaked video for Britney Spears’s “Gimme More.”

Britney’s Blackout LP is slated for 11/13 release in the US on Jive/Sony BMG.

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Britney Spears: Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
Britney Spears walks the red carpet at Clive Davis and the Recording Academy’s 2012 Pre-GRAMMY Gala and Salute to Industry Icons Honoring Richard Branson held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on Saturday (February 11) in Beverly Hills, Calif.
Comments (21)
  1. John  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2007

    She looks hot and this is a club banger.

    Wait, scratch that: she’s an unfit mother. Britney, LEAVE US ALOOOOOOOOONE.

  2. michelle  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2007

    i’m embarrassed to say i was looking forward to this video. me = glutton.

  3. matt  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2007

    the production values on this are worse than soul train and one of the “more’s” sounds like burping.

  4. Britney=Boner  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2007

    4:06 is just enough time to rub one out. Thanks!

  5. Clete  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2007

    That did hurt like the Dickens. PS – The next guy that uses the term “club banger” is getting kicked in the nuts. Fuck Britney. Britney sucks.

  6. Can I have my kids back y’all? Sean Preston and the other one too?

  7. stereogum posting about britney spears again. and le loup being featured AGAIN. and a quit your day job feature? i wonder if the enormous hardly art ads has anything to do with that…

    so much for supporting “indie” music

  8. seth  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2007

    in the words of the chinese dubbed Darth Vader subtitled back into english

    DO NOT WANT

  9. erika!  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2007

    bleh. could be worse, but she pretty much is just spinning around a pole provocatively with not much style.

    i could have expected better 4 years ago but now not so much.

  10. steve  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2007

    wait…lemme guess… before I hit play… there will be lots of gyrating…not much clothing….skin everywhere…. maybe a pole or two….

    Damn! Right again! Wow they really though outside the box this time and tried to do something different. Such creativity!

  11. mark  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2007

    so… boring

  12. You know it’s bad when you are aching for a choreographed dance sequence. Just so we know she’s not completely lost it. Too late now I guess! Another phone-in.

  13. Aha!  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2007

    She’s coked herself to the point of moving in constant slow-motion. AMAZING!

  14. and this is the same body from the VMA’s???? yeah right!

  15. miguel  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2007

    “stereogum posting about britney spears again. and le loup being featured AGAIN. and a quit your day job feature? i wonder if the enormous hardly art ads has anything to do with that…

    so much for supporting “indie” music”

    well aren’t we witty.

  16. Sweet, bro. Pass the Red Bull.

  17. julie  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2007

    wow…britney and a stripper pole..who would of guessed? and i was actually thinking the video would probably be good and shed get back in the game. haha i should of known VMAs wasnt just a bad night, she is wiped out…get help girl!

  18. oceanwarrior  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2007

    I don?t get it who directed this piece of garbage? Choreography is horrible. Where the creative teams who are are suppose to be behind her? Come on she doesn?t even look like she?s in to it… honey fame is fleeting especially for the vocally challenge. Use what you got, better dancing is the first. I would include a scene with the paparazzi when the song talks about center of attention ? hello GOD let me direct it would have done way better

  19. erly  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2007

    wait, i forgot if we’re ironically quoting people complaining about britney being on stereogum to show that they literally just showed up or back to legitimately complaining?

  20. erly  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2007

    wait, i forgot if we’re ironically quoting people complaining about britney being on stereogum to show that they literally just showed up or back to legitimately complaining?

  21. This video, nay, THIS SONG sucks. I don’t like pop, but still, this won’t even make it to the top 20. At least it won’t on it’s own musical merit or quality of the video. She should just lay low for a little while, maybe forever.

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