How can you have mad knowledge, science, or Professor without mad charts? Via Fimoculous, “rap represented in mathematical charts and graphs” does what it says on the tin, taking half-remembered or fully-loved snippets out of context and turning them into funny abstractions. For example:

snoop dogg

Or, since the tag cloud shows Kanye is about as big as Arcade Fire, something a little more familiar:

there's a thousand a yous, but only one of me

Not ready for charts? Maybe you want to start with multiplication rap. The rest of you can find all the charts here, or check out our personal favorites by jump-clicking or whatever it’s called:


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blacker n' black, y'all

100% of eyez on me

saturday is the sadder day?  seriously?

half man half AMAZIN

rip ODB

also shows you can roll with, btw

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Comments (20)
  1. First comment FTW!

  2. obla  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2007

    sumo oodles!

  3. check out my stuff if you feel like it!

    Love

    Matias

  4. wouldn’t the snoop dogg chart only have 3 o’s

  5. @ted- maybe these weren’t peer-reviewed. or the echo counts? snoop doogg doesn’t sound all bad.

  6. josh  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2007

    hysterical!

  7. adrienne  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2007

    lol

  8. You forgot this one:

  9. please don’t start the “first comment” thing here, I’d rather that be kept over at Perez Hilton’s piece of garbage site.

  10. Sean  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2007

    hahaha this is hilarious

  11. Finchmeister  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2007

    Thanks Liv, I was looking for that one.

  12. Elliot  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2007

    …this is amazing.

  13. this just made my life. not day, not week, LIFE.

    also, no nerdcore rap jokes yet? for shaaaaame.

  14. Brad  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2007

    @Ted- Yeah, the guy who made the Snoop Dogg one realized his error a little too late. One forum made quite a few of these which inspired another forum to take the idea and run with it.

  15. Chris  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2007

    We need to flip the second one for Nine Inch Nails:

    There is no you, there is only me.

  16. Brad, which forums?

  17. Chris  |   Posted on Nov 14th, 2007

    I’m guessing SomethingAwful.com.

  18. inspector  |   Posted on Nov 14th, 2007

    Dude, you like totally ripped this entire conceit from Rob Harvilla’s “This is Why I’m Hot” Mims thing from the Village Voice. At least give him the courtesy of an acknowledgment.

  19. @inspector, we just posted our favorites from what we found on another site- we didn’t make these. no idea if some of them predate harvilla’s piece, which was pretty funny. we’d love to know where they came from in the first place (somethingawful was my first guess, too, but still no links).

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