Every week, we dig in the archives for videos that we find noteworthy, memorable, or just unbelievably stupid. And then, Jon McMillan breaks ‘em down for you. Why Video Hangover? Because when you watch as many videos as we do, you’re going to feel it afterwards.
“I Wish”
Skee-Lo, 1995
Somewhere there’s a sample of a tiny violin, and it plays for Skee-Lo.
My favorite thing about “I Wish” is Skee-Lo’s pathetic assortment of non-authentic basketball outfits. Aside from the one Chris Webber throwback, he only has two choices: gray and sky blue. I can’t tell whether he’s deliberately humiliating himself with the Dick’s Sporting Goods look, or if he literally couldn’t afford to buy official NBA gear. You’d think the sample alone would be worth more than just one vintage Larry Bird jersey, but apparently all the could afford was a tepid Forrest Gump knockoff. Really, though, Skee-Lo would probably be better off if he STOPPED BITCHING ABOUT HIS HATCHBACK AND SPENT MORE TIME WORKING ON HIS GAME. Seriously, he sucks. No handle, no hops. Zero creativity around the basket. At 2:32 he even uses his feet! Right now, Spud Webb is sitting in his tiny dunk palace, shaking his comically undersized head and thinking about how the vertically challenged ballers of today just don’t get it and probably never will.
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This used to be my favorite song when I was like 12. I remember walking laps around the track listening to this on my WALKMAN. Ughhhh haha
Wikipedia writers are just mean…unless this is true, in which case, it’s pretty bleak.
“Skee-Lo currently spends his time working at the local foot locker repairing shoes and shoe laces while also spittin at the local county fairs around Los Angeles.”
i guess there’s a reason i’ve never heard this song.
BEST SONG OF ALL TIME.
NOT. JOKING.
Isn’t this the dude from Gnarls Barkley?
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve asked this question. No.
This song is still hot 13 years later.
you’re actually hating on this video? kill yourself.
love this song and video. thanks for posting (had completely forgotten about it), even if it is just to slam on it.
I love this song and I always will!
A lot of modern rapers can learn from Skee-lo. Its call honesty, and being truthful and making it hot is always cooler than trying to be something you’re not.
i dont think rapers will learn anything from skee-lo. now modern rappers… maybe
Hey Soulja Boy, sit down here, watch this, and learn something.
Making fun of this video is just ridiculous. Seriously, I agree with the kill yourself line. Do you guys not know how to be fun anymore. Fuck you stereogum.
Rapers? Rapper or rapists, pick one.
Aren’t they one in the same thing?
“Mister Morton is the subject of the sentence, and what the predicate says, he does.”
Skee-lo came to my middle school in 7th grade (long time ago) for some anti drug club. I didn’t think he was cool until he got on to MTV with this song and looking back I should have stuck with my first impression not the awe struck MTV version. haha
I’m ready to hit the rollerskate ring!
Get the disco ball and strobe lights going!
NOOOO!!! I love this song. Stick to the Crazy Towns, stereogum, Skee-Lo is awesome. And if he really does work at Foot Locker? Even more awesome.
Totally off the subject but I am looking for an older music video from a euro techno/be-box crew. All I know is that the video was playing on MTV euro btw 2000-2002 and it was a young group of guys that started in a subway; one guy had a remote control and could control anyone in the video; pausing them; rewinding them. There were break dancers in it and the guy with the remote control had dreadlocks…..can anyone help me out?
SNEEKLE that song is “Freestyler” by Finland’s Bomfunk MC’s
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freestyler_(song)
For some reason that song was number 1 for ages here in Australia back in the day :S
the song was called “freestyler” i think yeh? mmmm can’t think of the groups name tho’ – but i remember that song/video so well!
Seriously, I still rap this song every now and then. It’s so damn catchy.
When that guy depantses Skee-Lo at the end is awesome.
Ya’ll are so painfully white.