McSweeney’s samples the last half-century’s pop songs, distilling them to their one-sentence sexual essence. Sample entry on “Sex On Fire“: “I did it with you, and now it hurts when I pee.” Do it. (via LHB)

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  1. pebble  |   Posted on Nov 7th, 2008

    every aerosmith song: “let’s fuck.”

  2. Wait a minute — I already did something like this, except it was with almost every Beach Boys song ever in an effort to show the inanity of the lyrics.

    http://wordpress.com/tag/endless-summary/

    If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you’re stealing my bit!

  3. I’ve always hated “you so vein”.

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