Robert Smith thinks Radiohead’s pay-what-you-want model’s an “idiot plan,” but that’s because unlike ex-Nine Inch Nails drummer and current A Perfect Circle and Devo member, Josh Freese, he hasn’t concocted a scale of $7 to $75,000. If you go all the way for Freese’s forthcoming Since 1972, he’ll join your band (or be your personal assistant) for a month, “write, record and release a 5 song EP about you and your life story,” give you a drumset, let you “take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL’s Lamborgini” as well as “take a limo down to Tijuana and [...] show you how it’s done,” etc. Find out what else you can get, including lasagna, at www.joshfreese.com.

Comments (14)
  1. barry  |   Posted on Feb 25th, 2009

    He’s that kid who had Super Nintendo AND Sega Genesis just so you would be friends with him

  2. 20k for mini gold with Maynard, YES!

  3. Mini golf with the composers of Stinkfist and the Rugrats theme tune. That sort of opportunity can’t really come up too often.

  4. Michael Rice  |   Posted on Feb 25th, 2009

    The 10K Deal isn’t so bad…you get a Volvo station wagon…reasonable.

    • Greg  |   Posted on Feb 25th, 2009

      Seriously. If I was in the market for a car, and if I was a huge fan of this guy, I would totally take it.

  5. the red feather  |   Posted on Feb 25th, 2009

    this is insanely hilarious

  6. Makes me want to start listening to A Perfect Circle… or was that the trick all along?

  7. jason  |   Posted on Feb 25th, 2009

    hey, i had a genesis AND a super nintendo!!! :(

  8. John Park  |   Posted on Feb 25th, 2009

    Will Obama finance it? Or apply a tax credit?

  9. hey – I’ve had Josh’s wife raw, and her lasagna. not worth 75k, but I would take both once over.

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