Friday June 25th. Los Angeles, CA.
Kevin: Girl, can you empty the ashtray yo?
Britney: But I'm on crutches y'all.
Kevin: Please baby? Pimp My Ride is gonna be on in like two seconds.
Britney: Okay sweetie.
Kevin: And watch that bling. I ain't going back to Zales if you lose it.
Posted at 10:22 AM
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so whats the over/under? 3 months? i got under.
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I'm actually going with the over, but another coin-flip will be whether it's "amicable separation" or "emergency annulment".
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BREAKING NEWS: The following link was found in Kevin's bookmarks:
http://www.kidsdomain.com/craft/smilering.html
Coincidence?
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apparently, she's bought real estate in my town. the cable guy was at my place of work and confirmed it.
anyhow, maybe she's moving to nh for the tax free booze and cigs.
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She is such a trashy bitch.
It was a pleasure to see her giving applause to Bush in F911 this weekend.
Dumb, dumb - she belongs playing Vegas already.
The Mod Arms Race:
J Lo vs. B Spears - the rock race to annulment.
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nice, JD Stone... I forgot that she was in F 9/11.
when she said "I think we should trust our president," I accidentally yelled "stupid whore!" in the theater.
I give the marriage 9 months to the day... since it seems as if she's trying to out-Liz J.Lo (speaking of, does anyone else remember J.Lo being quoted as saying she wants to be the next Liz Taylor?!?!) , she'll try to get a little bit more than one of her recent marriages.
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I'm seeing F911 tonight. So excited! Especially now that I know Brit's in it.
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well, I think it's lovely they're planning to get married in November - that means they'll have been dating for a whole SEVEN months! and his new-born baby can be in the wedding party. she certainly is a-glow with happiness, huh? thanks for dumping your ashes over the balcony, btw.
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Wow, Michael Moore is holding up Britney Spears as intellectual opposition? Good to see he's gotten away from straw man arguments.
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put me down for Under
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when i saw her in F911 i yelled, "stupid bitch!!" and everyyyyyone busted up laughing!
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She looks wonderfully trashy in the movie...compared to the depressingly trashy Brit of today...sad
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it wasn't michael moore interviewing her in F9/11 -- it was a clip from a different interview; '60 minutes' or something.
remember when she was wore that awful short bobbed blond wig on tv for like 2 seconds? it was then.
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She takes the time to apply heaping amounts of brown eye shadow, but she can't be bothered to run a freaking comb through her hair? It's called "Kelp Help" by John Frieda. I'd be happy to send her some.
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um, am i the only one who hasn't seen your lj syndicated account updated in a long time? i hadn't seen you on my friends list in weeks and i was thinking "what the hell happened to this guy?" then i came here and was like "whaaa???"
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Scott, your reenactments of Brit & Kev's conversations are priceless. I bust up every time.
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Hmm, isn't Brit Brit the suga' momma in this whole equation? Did she buy herself an engagement ring? Something tells me Kevin "Getfucked" Federline will most defintely be signing a prenup.
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i read she went to see 9/11 to try to feign depth and edge and left halfway through....HMM I WONDER WHY
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i'm just disgusted by the dumping the ashtray over the balcony. what fucking trash, isn't third street promenade down there? probably ended up in someone's salad.
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Is she wearing a fucking mu-mu? Good lord.
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is she pregnant?
mariah meltdown in 5... 4... 3...
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They got Chris Judd's blessing tonight on Access Hollywood. Need they anything else?
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yeah scotters, what happened to the syndicated lj???
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1st off - I can't wait till this whole Brittany thing is over...secondly - she looks like shit...and third - she probably went to the movie to see herself and then left after her cameo
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who the fuck is this kevin guy? i have never even heard of him!
it seems like brit has REALLY been letting herself go lately... What the crap have I been missing out on?! I lose my good computer and now I'm so far behind on celeb. gossip!
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Is it me or has Brit got a bit of a spot break out at the moment? She definately bought her own ring. That Kevin guy can't even any other clothes apart from a white t-shirt and jeans, so a doubt a 3 carat diamond is in his league
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WOW!! What a bunch of people with no lives. I came across this site because I wanted to see the ring and what I found was a bunch of judgemental, seemingly envious people whining about how miserable their lives are. Did you ever think that maybe there is a trash can right below the porch that she is dumping the ashtray in? Very disappointing. I certainly hope you people represent the minority in this country. You probably think the guy beaten with a flashlight in LA deserved it! Any of you people know who conservative Charlie Reese is?? http://www.lewrockwell.com/reese/reese74.html
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For the person who obviously likes this awful looking, degrading piece of flesh that we know as brittany.......this might not be the right board for you Hun.
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Jason ...
It's judgmental ... not judgemental.
If you're going to carp, please have the decency to use correct spelling.
Ever heard of Funk & Wagnall's?
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i heard on the radio that she bought the ring herself for $400,000 and since her new man doesn't have a job, she put him on her payroll.
she is also refusing to sign a prenup. . . shes sooooooooooooooooo screwed!
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I thought Britney was taking lessons from J.Lo. Everyone knows J.Lo signs a prenup!
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Well I'm very impressed she has the confidence to stand by our President and respects the decisions he makes. That's why he's President. Its not like Clinton did anything worthwhile in his term and highly doubtful Kerry knows what the hell he's getting into.
And why is that whenever a Democrat gets into office, the very military that holds up this country seems to deplete?? Warfare would be on US grounds right now if a Democrat were in office instead of Bush because they have no concept of defense.
If someone punches you, you dont just stand there and wait for another punch, you punch back! Fuck all of you who despise our President for keeping your sorry worthless asses a ittle safer.
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I came on this site just to see a picture of Brit's ring instead I found a bunch of pathetic people. You have nothing better to do with your time than to bitch about somebody you have never and will never meet. Obviously you are all just jealous because she is with someone who she loves and isn't worried about him buying her a ring (and your probably jealous because you know she's a lot better looking than you). She has plenty of money,I'm sure that ring didn't even set her back at all. You all need a little more self esteem so your not as jealous of other people.
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Oh yes.Yes you figured everyone here out.You're right everyone on this board must be jealous...Oh Shut up!Why is it that if someone says something bad about Britney that all you little Brit fans accuse them of jealousy?I could care less.To be honest I wouldn't take her life for all the money in the world.At least I know that the man I am with loves me for me and not my money and I make my money because I am good at my job and not because I prance around in nothing more than bandaids covering my tits.As far as better looking?HA.At least I don't look like I just came out of the trailer park.Sorry I can actually go out in public without makeup on without making small children cry.
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cRAshtRaSh!! wHat a hOe! uhhmmm.. hate her..
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Actually Jessica, I'm not really a "Brit" fan, I don't even own any of her cd's.I just think it's sad when people talk shit about people they don't even know. And if you think you look so good, you wouldn't have to try to convince yourself by calling her ugly when you know she's not, because if she was ugly, she would not be worth millions of dollars.
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I'm a brit fan. Did you know she was voted the best and sexiest teen. And her music was to all the shit is not tru
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Look I don't have to convince myself of anything.I think that she looks and acts trashy.She looks like she hasn't bathed and in every picture she has a bag of cheetos in hand.I mean what decent,respectful person would dump ashes off of a balcony?What decent girl with morals would act the way that she does?That is what makes her ugly.Just because she has all that money doesn't mean a damn thing.All the money in the world can't buy you class.
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um jessica
missy's point is so much more mature than yours.......i don't like brit either but i don't sit at my computer all day and mouth her. you are the one that is sad. let her live her life and you live yours..which are obviously two totally different lives. and thats fine. have you ever heard....if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all
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fame,fortune comes with alot but true love isn't one of them.
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Dear Sylvia,
"Judgemental" is an alternate spelling of "judgmental." Why not correct the person who spells "definitely" as "definAtely?" My point is that if you are going to trash spelling, do it also to the people with whom you agree. That said, Britney is a disgusting media whore who looks like white trash and acts like white trash. I think she might be white trash! Who marries a guy who has a pregnant girlfriend? Is this Jerry Springer material or what? I wonder what HIS motives might be...
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I love Britney, She's beautiful, how can you people talk about her like that, you all are just jealous and maybe also white trash
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I love you poo-poo like an 89!!
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I think all the Britney lovers need to get off this website because you are obviously going to get bombarded with comments right back at you since this the predominant opinion here is that Britney sucks. So instead of fighting for the cause--go away. Go to your fan websites. Stupid.
In my opinion I think Britney is pretty but has no talent. She doesn't sing her own songs nor does she truly write them herself. She says and does nothing original, and will never be Madonna no matter how hard she tries. The only similarity they have is that they used their bodies as a tool to boost their career. Britney is a marketing ploy designed to appeal to teeny boppers and guys. She's a glorified stripper who lip synchs at her own concerts. She's a millionaire because of it. And oh yea--she's a moron. Her attempts at erratic and shocking behavior are simply the result of media starved people watching her every move, and the fact that you can't really change the inside of a person. She's from the South for gods sake--OBVIOUSLY she's trash. We should be shocked she didn't marry her cousin, much penniless dude with a baby on the way. Personally I'm tired of hearing about her. Hopefully her next media stunt for attention will be to overdose.
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Britney: Watch out below, my ashes are coming down!!
Kevin: Yo old lady, where's my ash tray,need to bump this cig off.
Britney: Coming Kev baby, need a Beer while I'm up?
Ms. Britney, what have you come to, your born a pretty southern lady and have turned to white trash.
Your obviously in need of some therapy for your mind little girl since you are living in a fantasy world thinking that marriage is right for you. After all, did you marry some guy for a whole 48 hours then agreed it was a mistake.
This new marriage that your dreaming up is going to end up a nightmare, no prenup, you buy your own engagement ring and what a total loser this guy is. At least the first one was a college graduate with potential.
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Who do you people think you are, you dont know Britney or anything about her, only what you read in your white trash tabloids. She has done nothing but put smiles on everyone's faces, especially the lonely single guys like me. Just the other week I sat outside her mom's House in Louisiana for 2 hours hoping to get a glimpse of her. Even her security guys were so nice to me when they asked me to move my car for the third time. Please think about other people's feelings before you write anything more about my princess.
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Who do you people think you are, you dont know Britney or anything about her, only what you read in your white trash tabloids. She has done nothing but put smiles on everyone's faces, especially the lonely single guys like me. Just the other week I sat outside her mom's House in Louisiana for 2 hours hoping to get a glimpse of her. Even her security guys were so nice to me when they asked me to move my car for the third time. Please think about other people's feelings before you write anything more about my princess.
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Stalker.
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ever notice that Britney sounds like a goat when she sings? i live in British Columbia and some time ago when reading the reviews in the papers about recent concerts, the write up on "Ms. Performance" made me laugh. the article went on to state that a large amount of concert go-ers left in disgust as she mock humped on stage and was just plain tasteless. she doesn't seem to remember that a large portion of her earnings is coming from the oh-too impressionable 11-13 year olds that buy her "music" and that this type of behaviour is not appropriate to those kids. most of those kids were accompanied by their parent or parents and these parents were outraged. no wonder lots of young girls all over the world dress in such poor taste, look at the role model that they have in Britney. i'm not saying that all young girls listen to her and that she is the only pop star that degrades herself, but it seems that she has a great influence on them. i tell ya', when i was young ( i'm 30 now )if i was caught dressing like alot of the girls of today dress i would have been grounded and asked what had gotten into me. my parents didn't raise me to look like a white trash prostitute so why would i dress like one. what exactly would the image be that Britney is trying to show the young girls. if you dress like i do you can get married once , twice oh and don't forget to buy your own ring cause all his money is going to child support....but you can have this all if you really want to !! ha!
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well said Chikpea.
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For the people who seem to assume that just because someone is from the South means they are trashy, that is just being ignorant. Open your eyes up to the world and stop acting childish. I am not a big fan of Britney, however I know enough to realize that she's got what it takes to make it in music, if she didn't then she wouldnt be where she is, whether it is because of her looks, or her actual music, that doesn't really matter. What matters is she is successful. Also, although it is disrespectful and in my opinion disgusting to dump the ashes over the railing, have you never thrown a gum wrapper or straw wrapper on the ground? Are you perfect? If you are going trash someone's life and achievements, you can't be doing it based on your own opinions. After all, if she was as bad as all you make her out to be, would she really be worth as much as she is, would she have as many fans as she does...and most of all, would she have as many non-fans spending all of their time talking about her? Seems like ur trash talking is just proving how popular she is because if you really had no interest in her at all, you wouldnt be wasting your time talking about her, whether it be bad or good.
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i have jus read all of your comments...What the hell r u Americans on, Britney is human and no matter how much u praise or bitch about her it aint gonna change anything. U have just proved how americans are OBSESSED with celebrities, looks, fame and fortune!
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Whoever that was who made wholesale negative comments about the south is missing the point entirely. It is too easy to chalk up something based on a rather nasty stereotype.
That said, I wonder if that person has ever read William Faulkner. There are smart and stupid people in all parts of the country. Britney is nasty, but she could just as easily be from anywhere. Use your head before you trash whole groups of people in public forums.
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I can't stand the bitch and no I haven't met her, but I don't have to know her personally or be a rocket scientist to figure out that she's a white trash homewrecker. And for those of you defending her, what the hell has she ever done for you to make you so loyal to her? If she saw any of you getting mugged or something, she would turn her acne prone head and not do a damn thing!
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Jennifer is a monkey and a retard!!
she has no friends!!
britney sux too
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Look MISSY, i dont see why you have to stick up for her!! you dont know her!! your just thinks she's so fabulous because your a dike, and you want her!!
Go Jessica!!
britney is a trashy hoe!!
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i think that if you are a britney fan, you should get the hell off this website!!
if you dont your just gonna keep getting endless comments from people that think your wack!!
britney is a good for nothing trashy whore, that lies all the time!
and Missy, get over yourself, dike!!
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i dont know britney personally but i think i know enough about her to know that shes just a stupid hoe!! she is the most pathetic, discusting trashy celebrity i know!! but the weird thing is that i actually think some of her songs are alright. but my opinion of her is still the same!!
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LOL, LOL, LOL, you guys are fun. B is repulsive but Hilton is WORSE.
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i think you'll be a wonderful mother if you can just put your mind to it and are always with you children
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e0[ii] pllz...
Brintey Spears is spunkii man...
im da biggesT faN evA u dnT undeersttanD..
i g0t suspended 4 bashinG dis guY bc0z he teased her....
datS tuu sh0w i wuV her,,,,
i tryed enterinG dis finG tuu goo and se3 britneY spears buH didnt get tuu:@ whicH was upsettinG...
buHhh all i wanna saY is...ppl dat may finK bad b0ut her "" SHES HASNT D0NE NUFFINK TUU UU OK...""..l0l...
eniwaizz im g0inK & ppl daT reaD dis sighN in tuu mahH syt plzz...
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leave britney alone you fags all she has done is had been through a problem with you kinda loosers it is gonna get so much worse so piss of and leave the poor girl alone so if you got a pproblem email me i need a guy anny way or a gal...........
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