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July 6, 2004

Gmailers Go Nuts On eBay

I'm fascinated by the enterprising idiots who sell vanity gmail addressess on eBay. How much does one go for? Well, it all depends on the seller's level of delusion.

Here's a list of auctions sorted by current asking price. There's something for every budget!

$0.01 motherteresa@gmail.com
$1.00 massivedick@gmail.com
$2.25 beachbumhawaii@gmail.com
$2.96 pepsi.edge@gmail.com
$3.99 BrettFavre4@GMail.com
$4.95 DellSucks@gmail.com
$5.00 vietnam.vet@gmail.com
$7.99 fone.phreak@gmail.com
$8.00 PraiseJesus@gmail.com
$9.99 London2012@gmail.com
$10.00 MarkHoppas@gmail.com (this isn't even spelled correctly!)
$14.99 kangen@gmail.com ("it means 'i miss you' in Indonesian language")
$20.00 bloody@gmail.com
$24.95 embassy@gmail.com
$24.99 kidsdoctor@gmail.com (interesting picture with this one)
$30.00 self.help@gmail.com
$49.00 ilovemyhusband@gmail.com
$88.00 badlybehaved@gmail.com
$200.00 Julio.Iglesias@gmail.com
$488.00 livesex@gmail.com
$500.00 Michael.Moore.Is.A.Big.Fat.Idiot@gmail.com
$2,000.00 antoniobanderas@gmail.com

And finally ... the best one of all.

In conclusion, if you think the whole firstname.lastname thing is played out -- and you are totally uncreative -- there are plenty of thoughtful people on eBay who are willing to help you out (if Google doesn't get to them first).

Posted at 9:20 AM




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7 Comments

My favorite selling point:
"you can totally write your email address in lowercase, too, because it's not case sensitive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

How exciting!!!

Posted by: madskrillz at 07/06/04 11:32 AM | Reply
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check out the shipping info.

Posted by: stereogum at 07/06/04 11:37 AM | Reply
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no fatties? *snarf*

Posted by: Magnificent Bastard at 07/06/04 12:11 PM | Reply
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speaking of fatties - this is the second time (out of probably a billion) that i've seen michael moore is a big fat idiot. he didn't write that book, cocksmokers.

Posted by: spunk at 07/06/04 1:18 PM | Reply
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Don't forget Bush.In.2004@Gmail.com
I'm sure some Repub will snatch that one up.

Posted by: Klip at 07/06/04 3:56 PM | Reply
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hi i am egyptian by

Posted by: hema at 07/04/05 10:07 PM | Reply
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fuck offffff

Posted by: chris mckinnon at 07/26/05 1:33 PM | Reply
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