Britney's Pregnant?
According to Australia. (Via Falfa.com/blog.)
UPDATE: No baby-on-board confirmation yet, but this is a scream. It's her scariest paparazzi pic yet! Who else is gonna be K-Fed for Halloween, y'all?
Posted at 8:25 PM
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September 26, 2004
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kev likes making babies. anybody has a good name for this kid?
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she should listen to that gwen stefani mp3.
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baby name: pumpkin-seed spears federline
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esther.
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Haaa
Prince Cheetoh
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Kevin Junior... "The kids can call you Kev-Ju!"
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Hasn't she learned you can get pregnant without actually marrying the father? It worked for Madonna.
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Take anything you read in the Hun with a grain of salt. It's a trashy, sensationalist tabloid masquerading (badly) as a real newspaper. Also, it's owned by Rupert Murdoch.
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we all know (if its a boy)...he's gonna be called "Lil' Man"
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Or he will be called "Lil Gangsta"
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Prince Cheeto is an awesome name!
I can't top that..all I know is that I am awaiting the sure to be classy Britney pregger pictures
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I think he will be called "Lil Gangsta"
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How about... Lil' Low-Brow?
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Lil' Unibrow the Unicorn
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OK here it goes:
"Lil Gangsta Man Unilowbrow Prince Cheeto Ihopeidontenduplikemyparents" Spears Federline
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anyone see the latest pics of Britney's Milkshake bringing all the boys to her yard?
http://everythingbritney.net/photos/brit-milkshakefun-sept26/index.html
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it will be classic to see photos of a 8 month pregnant britney walking out of the public restroom barefoot with cheetos red bull and a marboro light in hand. i cant wait!
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If it's a boy she could name him 'Bubba' or 'Tabor' and if it's a girl - 'Mili' or 'Tilduh'.
By the way, you HAVE GOT to check this site out for
Britney's style of "trailer trash party girl fun":
http://www.miliandtilduh.com/
Geez, poor Lynne is going to be defending her daughter until she dies.
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do you think brit is one of the barefoot people?
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Apparently her mother was driving the car!
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Brit Brit is so easy to spot with those tacky tattoos.
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looking at that brit as ghost photo, trailer park trash must run in the family. no one wears shoes and when they throw that milkshake they leave the garbage in the street. i guess it goes to show you no matter how rich you are you are still that person from small redneck town louisiana.
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i've never cared about or for britney, but all this faux marriage, mask-wearing business is starting to make me respect her. a little bit. sort of.
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aww it's good to see she's going back to her roots.. she's everything i always thought she would be .. trailer trash alien.. wonder if michael jackson is from the same place
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... oh stereogum! will I ever stop laughing at this pic? I think my prayers are being answered:
it was always a fantasy of mine to laugh at an alien mask-wearing, milkshake-throwing, fat-assed-showing,
honeymoon-in-lousiana Britney Spears... but for it to actually happen?
Oh C'mon!
It was already too much when she went on the cheeto binge, and then i had to switch fantasies to barefoot port-a-potty, followed by the mostest white trash wedding ever... and now this! Britney Spears you are my herooo!!!
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i wonder where the 2 rednecks proposed...maybe kfc. i can just imagine how kev asked britney...."britney will you be my bitch"...
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Oh y'all! I don't know why y'all up on my case! (pops bubblegum obnoxiously) I MEAN, it is SOOOO common in the south to take your 13 yr old sister and barefoot friends, to sonic, get milkshakes and then hurl them at the paparazzi all of this while wearing weird alien masks, it's like, umm, a tradition, it is as common as peeing barefoot in a public restroom.
Or having your groom's friends wear velour tracksuits that say PIMPS at your wedding, or, umm oh yeah marrying your white trash backup dancer.
y'all people from the east don't even know what up!
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Oh y'all! I don't know why y'all up on my case! (pops bubblegum obnoxiously) I MEAN, it is SOOOO common in the south to take your 13 yr old sister and barefoot friends, to sonic, get milkshakes and then hurl them at the paparazzi all of this while wearing weird alien masks, it's like, umm, a tradition, it is as common as peeing barefoot in a public restroom.
Or having your groom's friends wear velour tracksuits that say PIMPS at your wedding, or, umm oh yeah marrying your white trash backup dancer.
y'all people from the east don't even know what up!hellooo!
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I wish denverites were cool enough to appreciate dressing up like k-fed. dress like k-fed here and ppl will assume its v-ice.
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too funny, brit s, you really upset me. i was really lookin forward to your grooms friends to be decked out in like wifebeaters. and what about your cash bar. i am so sure you could have afforded a couple 12 packs of pabst blue ribbon...
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that pic of masks peeking out of the car, and the one of the girls lined up at th eback of the car would make great album covers.
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can someone tell me where her ring is if this is actually her?
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Uh, why would she need a ring when she participated in a fake marriage?
Really now.
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can i just say, body dysmorphic?
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If she is preggers, that would explain the brown hair. I don't think you are supposed to bleach your hair when you are "with child"
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Well if she is ceasing with the bleach maybe maybe she will stop smoking and pop a b vitamin or two.... HA.
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yo scott. off topic: i FINALLY got my free iPod today from www.freeipods.com. i couldn't believe it when they delivered it today. so now you know: it's no fraud.
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i think brit brit is having desires to go back to high school and a simpler life.
you know, be 16 and knocked up and do wacky pranks like the time, they put on alien masks and spray painted, "midtown high class of 05 owns" on the water tower.
"they totally will never know we did it, y'all. cuz we'll wear these masks."
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Brit can't be having high school flashbacks cause she never even went to high school. Ok, maybe she went for a couple years, but she sure didn't graduate ...
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I'm ashamed to admit this but I wish I was Brit and could go to Sonic whenever I wanted to...gawd, I miss their blue coconut slushes. [ok, back to being a hip New Yorker and forgetting about my college years spend in the middle of Missouri].
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i live in manhattan and i have seen sonic commercials on tv. they must have them somewhere in ny area. i only wish i could go down to back wood louisiana, not new orleans, and act like total redneck white trash..it looks soo fun!
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Britney and her friends love not wearing shoes...is there a link between this and Kevin's lack of shoelaces?
That other popstar started going downhill the second he got into masks, if we see Britney down in Kentwood with one glove and some 12 year old boys the jig is up.
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instead of brit and kev doing newlyweds i think they would be much better in a new mtv show..."pimp my trailer"
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Stereogum
This is your best Brit photo yet!
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it's obvs that its the spears clan because they arent wearing shoes!
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Do you people not have rules about wearing seatbelts over there?!? Four in the back?!? And honeymoon?!? Very romantic! Where exactly is her husband?!?
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is it me, or don't the other girls seem rather young? they look 13-14 to me....
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y'all are soo mean to me. me and kev just got back from a romantic trip to walmart, he picked up a gun cleaning kit, supersize cheetos, and a 18 pack of beer. well i actually paid for it. we gonna go back to mommas house and drink some beers on the stoop and maybe shoot some birds or something. its like the bestest second honeymoon i ever had.
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Hey Tylla: The one in the red shirt is Jamie Lynn, (that is what the site I first saw these pics on said) so the others in shorts must be her friends.
I feel sorry for Jamie Lynn, she will grow up to be just like big sis.
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why is this important again?
love,
jason mulgrew
internet quasi-celebrity
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Hey Johnny,
I live in Baton Rouge & we're not rednecks here!! You need to come down here before you assume ALL Louisianians are like Trashy Spears, Kentwood is Bubba country though ;0P
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im not knocking louisiana, new orleans is my favroite place to go besides ny. im all for 24 hour drinking , o'briens is like my favorite bar anywhere, i wish we had it here. damn 4 am cut off. you have got to admit anyone and i mean anyone who spends their honeymoon shopping at walmart and using the drive thru sonic...how more redneck can you get???? i am so sure the spears clan has the only mercedes in like a 100 mile radius!!!
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The full name:
Knife Spears Federline
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I was just reading in page six today that Mamma and Daddy Spears along with Jamie Lynn all got their hair dyed chocolate brown to match Brit's hair for the wedding.
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I just learned in a reliable news site (msnbc.com) that Kevin was so Broke, he had to borrow a loan in order to buy her wife's wedding band. Britney confessed this bombshell in a public statement because she was (quote):"tired of hearing people saying that her man was just a gold-digger". So, she said that Kev had to put himself in debt to pay only a regular silver ring, with no diamonds on it, plus, he also had to contibute financially to the whole wedding expenses. No wonder they went so low-budget: maybe the chicken wings, the pork ribs , the paying drinks, the music box are the only things K!!! Maybe he should already start calling "DEBT FREE" now!!!
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Never thought I'd say it, but now it seems plain. Poor Kev. If I was him I would be glad as hell I missed this mom driven sonic giggle fest, and yes we have found the origin of the whole no shoe deal.
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even though kev is sleazy and its fun to make fun of how broke he is. if it was the other way around, rich guy broke ass girl, no one would probably care. look at nic cage just married a waitress at a sushi restaurant and no cares about that. just my 2 cents..
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is britt really plastic?
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I don't know what i think of brit an kev i still think Justin an her look good togerther. If she is pregnant well what a waste of talent! she doesn'e need a baby she's too young! I still can't believe she married him i always wanted her and JT to get back together i mean the baby would be blessed with good looks!
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I have just read some of the comments about Brit and people think shes trash well why judge her when you don't even know her? Just because she's no angel any more,people do have to GROW UP even stars! I don't think she should have married kev but she says she loves him so who am i to judge? i think some of you people take newspapers too serious, you need to get a life judging some1 from what you've read in newspapers is sad. Lets not forget thats how writers make a livin making stars lives hell because they haven't got their own life and their jealous of her i mean who isn't???????????
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Hi everybody.
This Year Has Been a wild year for mBritney.
So many different things have been happening in her life, and it is such a blessing to know that her fans are remaining loyal to their true Diva of Talent. The only thing that hurts is the fact that people believe that britney is like throwing herself out at the paparazzi or running from them. Neither of those things are true.
No ! Britney is not playing games with them, She is at a period in her life right now where she y'know she needs a break , Y'all.
It's hard getting up day after day reading about yourself and what people assume your doing.
Please// The media needs to take a break, but they won't because they are interested in aher.
On the pregnancy issue, if she is pregnant so what people. She is human and she is living her life. It's hard at times for her believe it or not. She has never claimed to being perfect.
I'm sure that she would tell you that she was still somewhat a virgin til she married Kevin.
believe what you want, the facts speak for themselves and it's too bad that mthe fans can't see them because of the blinding media lightz. Have a nice day.
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iam a huge britney fan and av just come across this site, and i have to say, i dont agree with people dissing people they dont know, but im gonna b a total hipocrit now and say 'Britney, what the fuck you doing? have you lost your mind?'
shes fell in love with the biggest tramp i think ive ever seen. she may be happy now, but not when there are pix of her trailer trash hubby in teh papers with different girls, hes bin engaged 2 or 3 times before cheated on em all, got 2 daughters, his girlfriend at the time was pregnant with the 2nd when he got it together with brit, anyone who can do that to the mother of their children is a tosser! i guess you cant blame him really, how many people would actually turn down a hot woman with millions of dollars, let alone britney spears. Britney, i don't know you or kevin, and im pretty sure after knowing kev a couple of months b4 u married him that you dont know him either. if you were so sure you were meant to be then why not wait b4 u got wed so you can see what a gold digger he is. if i was u i wouldnt have any children by him until yuo been married for abit so you can get to know each other first. once u have his baby hes gonna ave a right to you and your money. it had to be said.
Britney and Justin! they were meant for each other.
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chacolette thunda
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Oh come on! Have any of you people heard the saying jealousy gets you know were???????? Well it doesn't stop dissen her and sort your own lives out shes got better things to do than to talk about you like that show the same respect!!!!
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britney is the best i hope that she is pregnant cause she is happy with kevin and she deserves this baby i don't care what people think about her i hate all you people who diss britney cause you think she is making the biggest mistake of her life.
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PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!!
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hi im a forever brit junky why i dont know it just gets more and more interesting also i think kevin has been debriefed to keep quiet around the paparazzis dont ya think and i think they have a open marriage lol i think brit still has some other guys on the side check outwww. ultimatebritney.com in the photos under mystery guy december 2 2003 is that kevin or somebody else also does anybody know what site has her new house pictures also in the new perogative video in the bedroom scene shes grinding on the bed (shock and awe)when is britney and christina gonna do a single or album britney you've been so pleasing/fulfilling i will love you for ever go girl one more thing i think her record company jive advices her too not read the newspapers or/watch t.v dont ya think //self imposed exile
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i think britney when she has a baby should call it riley!!!!! love ya britney
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Mike H. Britney was married to that other dude in Dec. 03, she dident meet Kevie until April 04, then married him 4 months later.
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At the end of the day she is a normal person like the rest of us, i doubt you would enjoy being critisised day in day out for every little thing, i mean we cant all be perfect.
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That is so not Britney..lol who would believe that?? the close up shows her arm with a white band around it in the picture that isn't zoomed in there is no band..obviously it is not her.lol so stupid!
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She could call her baby bit-bit jr. or kid-kid after that ugly dog.
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i think britneys buisness is nobody elses everyone nos she will be pregnant soon but we should leave her alone and let her live her life after all think about it she iz takin a break from the music world all because of paparazzi she says she wants a break hoping they will then leave her alone would you like to be followed all the time so what if she looks rough she cant allways look perfect everyone has those days its just you dunt allways be followed and every move you make isnt published give her some credit will you? she shouldnt tell you what she wants to call her baby its none of ur buisness is it?
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Leave the poor girl alone! she is a good person , who deserves to be left alone. how would you nasty people feel if every day people were watching you like you are in a fish bowl, they are just human beings like you and me......... leave them alone. They will work it out
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hey britney i love you alot. I always listen to your music and stuff. i cant believe that your pregnant,i feel like it was yeaterday when i seen your video'baby hit me 1 more time' you was so young and pretty and still are even with your belly. im hoping to have a baby soon im only 18 but every woman dreams about being a mommy 1 day,i love my boyfriend alot and i always ask him if he ever wants to be a daddy and he says no and that he never wants to have any kids. Britney i hope everthing goes fine and may you and kev lasts forever cuz yous make a cute couple
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