Britney's Latest Letter To Fans
As posted on her official website.
February 11, 2005
Dear Fans,
Valentine's Day is around the corner and I am so grateful to have someone I love. I fall more and more in love with Kevin everyday. We've been away from each other for a week now and I think I'm losing my mind! It's the longest we've been a part from one another. He's working a lot right now and I'm so happy for him. His Details cover is coming out in a little over a week and the pictures are so hot! Stay away girls! (he he) I have such a great surprise planned for Kevin on Valentine's Day. I can't wait to see him tomorrow!
I haven't seen Kori in two weeks because I've been home in Louisiana with my mom. Hopefully Kori can come here for a visit soon because I miss her so much! I bought her the cutest dresses for Easter and to wear this summer. I love buying kids clothes.
For some reason, I can relax so much better when I'm in Kentwood. It's like food for the soul. I think when Kevin and I start a family we might build our dream home right behind my mom's. It's true; home is where the heart is. I've been having so much fun with my mom lately. We've been indulging ourselves with the simple pleasures of life. I think I may do this for a while.
I'm so excited, my dogs are stylin' and profilin' because Von Dutch just sent them the coolest little clothes! I think my dogs are so much cuter than Tinkerbell (ruff! ruff!). My mom's mad because the dogs are still having problems with their potty training. It is kind of bad because we have white carpets. They will learn soon though, I hope!
I think my momma and I are going to go see "The Wedding Date" later today. I love watching fun, girly movies. They always put me in a great mood!
I hope you all have a wonderful Valentine's Day with the one you love. But if you're single, just round up a group of your friends and grab some low-fat Blue Bell ice cream. It's the best!!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Love,
Britney
Posted at 3:32 PM
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I don't even like ripping on Britney anymore, she seems nice. I mean at least compared to Lohan and Paris.
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britney uses semicolons?
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she may be nice, but she still makes my brain bleed.
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i need some of that low-fat blue bell ice cream. i'm told it's the greatest.
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If you can't find low-fat, just remember the finger down the throat trick girls! (he he) After all, you don't want to be single forever!!
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that's fantastic reggie!!
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"I have such a great surprise planned for Kevin on Valentine's Day. I can't wait to see him tomorrow!"
won't be much of a surprise now will it...
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Saw a couple typos here and there, but nothing huge. She really doesn't seem that bad. I'd take her as a friend over Ashlee, Hayley (barf), Hilary, or Lindsay any day.
I'm not fully buying the Kori crap, though. I think she wants her out of the picture.
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"The pictures are so hot! Stay away girls!! (he he)"
Um........yeah don't worry about that, Brit...I'm not up-to-date on my Hepatitis shots.
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"He's working alot right now..."
Working alot on what? I had no idea being a leech was hard work.
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he's working hard spending her money
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This one was actually sort of cute.
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it's true - the fun has gone out of it. she's just a not-too-bright kid living on money she never expected to have. dressing up her dogs and her step-daughter, waiting for her husband to return from "working hard" in Vegas.
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Blue Bell is the best. The South will rise again!
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This one sure is full of product placement (wedding date, von dutch, etc).
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Yeah, I noticed the product placement too. A bit much I think. Think they put her up to it? I would if they sent me free clothes (Maybe not Von Duch though).
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sorry, Von DuTch. I'm worse than Brit
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did she rip on Tinkerbell? AWESOME! I can't wait for those two dogs to go at it. Oh and Tinkerbell and Lucy Lu or whatever should fight too.
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i foresee a jay-z/nas style of battle happening between bit bit & tinkerball.
this was "takeover," so tinkebell will be dropping the "ether"
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"i love buying kids clothes." me too!!!
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
I second the brain bleeding comment >_<
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Von Dutch? Why does she have to drag her poor puppies into such fashion tragedy?
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stay away girls (he he)....
nice, coming from a baby daddy stealer!
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i love how she mentions LOW FAT ice cream. fuck that. dumb cow.
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WHATEVER!!!!!!!
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this letter is kinda cute. maybe she is mellowing out.
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"My mom's mad because the dogs are still having problems with their potty training. It is kind of bad because we have white carpets. They will learn soon though, I hope!"
i think the same thing every time, but seriously, how can this not be a joke?? it's too good!
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HER HUSBAND WAS PARTYING IN VEGAS AND SPENDING HER MONEY.
true story.
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like i feel like she's on drugs, no one can be wtitng this, and be normal, they jsut can't, i mean, "It's true; home is where the heart is." what the helll, who puts this online, honestly
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like i feel like she's on drugs, no one can be wtitng this, and be normal, they jsut can't, i mean, "It's true; home is where the heart is." what the helll, who puts this online, honestly
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Hey! Britney is smart she is rich and she is beautiful. Why pick on Britney when that bitch Paris Hilton is polluting the world with her smelly cooch. Can't stand Paris or her fucking dog stupid slut with no self respect! GO BRITNEY!!!!
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she's such a slutty tramp. She didn't write that herself. I third the brain bleeding comment. f*ckin whore.
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okay first of all, i dont like britney. second of all, she didnt write that you stupid-asses. People write things and act like stars and sign it by the real stars all the time, and some stars have other people who work for them write it for them. Pathetic. the only stars who honestly write there own shit on sites is the ones who know how hard life can be. look at britney, even if she did have a hard life (im doubting she did) she'd have long gone forgotten it by now. and i agree with the brain bleeding comment also.
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"We've been indulging ourselves with the simple pleasures of life. I think I may do this for a while.
I'm so excited, my dogs are stylin' and profilin' because Von Dutch just sent them the coolest little clothes! I think my dogs are so much cuter than Tinkerbell (ruff! ruff!)."
von dutch doggy clothes...wow she really has been embracing simplicity! she's practically amish...
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My question is whomever wrote this dribble (and for the record, I think it's unaminous that 90% of us here brains are bleeding....) anyways whoever wrote this, my question is this:
Why the fuck would you actually write "ruff ruff" in a sentence?
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So I kind of feel like this was a shameless promotion for "The Wedding Date" and Blue Bell ice cream disguised in absolute cuteness. CONSPIRACY.
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Oh yah here and kevin r juss getting along!! She using here and likes it
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my reason for believing brit wrote the letter is as follows:
If it were one of her handlers, there would not be so many typos and grammatical mistakes. They would proof read it! And I don't think they would want to insult her by making her sound so dumb. They would brighten her up a bit.
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"...wow she really has been embracing simplicity! she's practically amish..."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
How does she get her hair to do that? Does she have her own personal anime artist to follow her around and mold it like that?
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It seems that Lacey is OK... at least for now. That dog has one foot in the grave.
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Brit moving back to Louisiana? I think the dirty south just got dirtier.
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My god, this has got to be the funniest page of comments in a while. Just one after the other of delicious goodness.
I swear ice cream came out of my nose a few times.
Oops, wrong oriface!
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Since when is Von Dutch dog clothing a simple pleasure? F*ck that. My dog is happy running around naked. Just like Britney.
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At least she seems nice. The typos weren't that bad for a girl who didn't even finish her sophmore year of high school.I know that's kinda sad. Either way I think this one was actually pretty genuine.
P.S. Von Dutch? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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Britney needs to stop buying her dogs clothes and start buying herself some..(ruff! ruff!)
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Of course Britney didn't rite this herself... And the person who did were smart enough to put in typos and other mistakes to make it seem like Brit wrote it. I bet Brit sat beside the writer chewing gum and dictating her what to write. It must have been a woman who wrote it... No man would accept "ruff ruff" and the "low fat" ice cream bullsh*t... And the Von Dutch crap? How much did they pay her to say that..?
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wtf is wrong with people. let the girl write those sugarsweet letters to her fans if she wants to, and who the F cares if it was one of her handlers who wrote the letter? let the fans enjoy, and hell no, i don't like her either. but it makes me sick that jealous people like yourselfe has to throw shit "just because u want too"! If you REALLY wanna take out your anger on someone innocent, then why not do it on someone who deserves it?
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my god your gays should shame your selves... what makes you so much better`?? ha??do you realy treat people like that? I meen she is a normal human beeing!!! she are a superstar yes but she dont wont to be treated like she's been a really bitch to every one on this planet.. I'ts like the hold world has tourned oppside down, NO one has done every thing to bee treated like that at all!! or do you think she has???, if you do so let me no I want to hear people talking about have THERE lives is!! I dont think I'ts so much better at all.... thats just what I wanted to say after reading this!... good bye..
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Take a chill pill honeys,of course there'saot of usmortalswhohasn't livedlike saint,but the effect of our actions are far less. Thousands of kids consider this girl a God, and would use her as a leading example. It's important hat she has the right values, 'cause she's affecting sincere amounts of people each and every day!! So honestly, there are people in the world starving and walking around with no clothes, and she's head over heals after DOG clothes! shouldn't she be doing something more worthwhile with all that "power" of hers, than wasting her time on dog clothes and silly fights with her rivals. For Pete's sake... get some perspective Brit!
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Take a chill pill honeys,of course there's alot of us mortals who hasn't lived like saints,but the effect of OUR actions are far less. Thousands of kids consider this girl a God, and would use her as a leading example. It's important hat she has the right values, 'cause she's affecting sincere amounts of people each and every day!! So honestly, there are people in the world starving and walking around with no clothes, and she's head over heals after DOG clothes! shouldn't she be doing something more worthwhile with all that "power" of hers, than wasting her time on dog clothes and silly fights with her rivals. For Pete's sake... get some perspective Brit!
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Take a chill pill honeys,of course there's alot of us mortals who hasn't lived like saints,but the effect of OUR actions are far less. Thousands of kids consider this girl a God, and would use her as a leading example. It's important that she's got the right values, 'cause she's affecting sincere amounts of people each and every day!! So honestly, there are people in the world starving and walking around with NO clothes, and she's head over heals after DOG clothes! shouldn't she be doing something more worthwhile with all that "power" of hers, than wasting her time on dog clothes and silly fights with her rivals. For Pete's sake... get some perspective Brit!
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Take a chill pill honeys,of course there's alot of us mortals who hasn't lived like saints,but the effect of OUR actions are far less. Thousands of kids consider this girl a God, and would use her as a leading example. It's important that she's got the right values, 'cause she's affecting sincere amounts of people each and every day!! So honestly, there are people in the world starving and walking around with NO clothes, and she's head over heals after DOG clothes! shouldn't she be doing something more worthwhile with all that "power" of hers, than wasting her time on dog clothes and silly fights with her rivals. For Pete's sake... get some perspective Brit!
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F** I got the message that it didn't work the first four times.. no meening of propaganda.. sorry guys!
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THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU BRITNEY.. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. ITS GOOD YOU'VE FIND YOUR TRUE LOVE!!! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
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eminem is HOT, britney is NOT!!
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Jeez... She gets dumber every day... Regardless of who wrote the letter, I think it reflects Britneys personality just perfect. I dislike Britney because she sucks as a role model! She makes me sick! She should learn some decency, and take some song lessons. She should also know that her largest fan base ranges from the years 12-14, and maybe tone down the sex in her videos. (No, I am not christian.)
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I think Brit is a little baby-girl with too much money to handle. She obviousley didn't write that letter. She wouldn't have bothered. But I still hope she'll be happy with Kevin.
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i love you britney. your my favorite artist.i'm from norway and is 16 years old.
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Good luck with your boyfriend=)
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WOW! Britney is the best.. i love her music! why do everybody pic on her all the time?! she is a human too u know! I'd wish i could be just like her.. she is soo beautiful.. and she and kevin is a beautiful couple.. what so if she have some sex videos? let her do what she like!! britney is the greates artist in the world.. I LOVE HER§!! (I'm Not a lesbian)just let her do what she likes!! she have feelings to u know!! Wish i someday could stand on a stage with her and sing.. yeah yeah.. it's a dream!! btw.. I LOVE YOU BRITNEY! U*R THE BEST! Just do what u like!
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WOW! Britney is the best.. i love her music! why do everybody pic on her all the time?! she is a human too u know! I'd wish i could be just like her.. she is soo beautiful.. and she and kevin is a beautiful couple.. what so if she have some sex videos? let her do what she like!! britney is the greates artist in the world.. I LOVE HER§!! (I'm Not a lesbian)just let her do what she likes!! she have feelings to u know!! Wish i someday could stand on a stage with her and sing.. yeah yeah.. it's a dream!! btw.. I LOVE YOU BRITNEY! U*R THE BEST! Just do what u like!
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WOW! Britney is the best.. i love her music! why do everybody pic on her all the time?! she is a human too u know! I'd wish i could be just like her.. she is soo beautiful.. and she and kevin is a beautiful couple.. what so if she have some sex videos? let her do what she like!! britney is the greates artist in the world.. I LOVE HER§!! (I'm Not a lesbian)just let her do what she likes!! she have feelings to u know!! Wish i someday could stand on a stage with her and sing.. yeah yeah.. it's a dream!! btw.. I LOVE YOU BRITNEY! U*R THE BEST! Just do what u like!
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Why are you people reading this if you think its such crap and she is so dumb? Get a life and let her live hers.....!
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Stå på!
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I hope she will make it better, than before. I did not like this virgin image. And I hope she will realise that life is diffrent from pink clouds and green hills. I am looking forward to see a Brittney who lives, and not one who sailed on a pink cloud.
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i love you britney...
i was so sad because i dont be on you concert i oslo. i'm a girl from norway , and i'am a big fan of you britney. you must forgive me for i dont so good in english... :( don't hear to the people. this people have a big problem. they are onely enviouse of you because you beautiful,smart and rich. paris hillton is onely a spoilt, stupid girl ho dosen't see nobody an she self... i hate she...i happy you fant the love.... GO BRITNEY YOU ARE THE BEST !!!!
happy valentin's day!!!!!!!!
hug a big fan from norway
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i love you britney...
i was so sad because i dont be on you concert i oslo. i'm a girl from norway , and i'am a big fan of you britney. you must forgive me for i dont so good in english... :( don't hear to the people. this people have a big problem. they are onely enviouse of you because you beautiful,smart and rich. paris hillton is onely a spoilt, stupid girl ho dosen't see nobody an she self... i hate she...i happy you fant the love.... GO BRITNEY YOU ARE THE BEST !!!!
happy valentin's day!!!!!!!!
hug a big fan from norway
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Britney er bra uansett hva folk sier. Missunnelige drittunger ass. Som om ikke dere hadde gjort noen dumme ting hvis dere hadde hatt så mye penger?
Herregud, få dere et liv!
Britney ROCKS!
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There is alot of people here, who dont like britney, but still they need to read about her and talk bad about her.
Im not her biggest fan, but some of her music is good and I like the fact that shes trying to be a bit personial with har fans. And sence nobody her likes her, everybody has something they want to say.....
Go Britney....
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oh. my. god! why are these people from Norway deleting any signs of respect we ever might have had!
"Paris Hilton is onely a spoilt stupid girl ho doesn't see nobody an she self.. i hate she...."
wtf.... come on, please!! I wrotw bwtter english when I was seven years old!! I'm embaresed, I'm horrified!
I gotta go lie down...
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Det er du som burde få deg et liv Sanna!
Britney er bare en jævel med masse penger. Det er du som burde få deg et liv, man kan ikke like Britney. da har man sosiale problemer!!!
Britney SUCKSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hi!!!
Well I´m not the best in english either (it´s my third language) but even I manage to see some of her writing mistake..
And please Norwegian people: in this moment it is embarising to be an Norwegian, Britney is the picture of an "blondie"
Von Dutch----- krist
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The best thing about Britney must be that you always have something to laugh about... Tony Blair vise president in USA....
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happy late valentines day!
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Brits and Owen Wilson clearly have ghost grammar checkers at the very least.
Owen's recent mail to a film critic who trashed Ben Stiller had the word "trifecta" in it. And I'm looking at pics of Owen trashed out of his mind surrounded by Playboy bunnies and I'm thinking: "Not a guy I'd expect to use 'trifecta'"
Brit's letters are disappointingly less mockable too. Still, we have to acknowledge "he he" Is that a misspelled Michael Jackson "hee hee!" or a misspelled "heh heh"?
Either way, a Bit Bit rules. Stain on, my dawg.
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don't forget that before he was surrounded by playboy bunnies, owen wilson wrote "bottle rocket," "rushmore," and "the royal tenenbaums," which are all smartly written movies with $5 words in them.
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Dear fans,
I've only been married for a few months but Kevin already started to get back to his old bachelor habits. He's going on getaway week-ends with his buddies and they hit bars, strippers clubs while I'm sitting home alone, waiting for him to come back and waiting for my pregnancy test to turn Yes. Unfortunately, it hasn't happened yet but I'm already buying baby stuff, just in case. But I'm starting to wonder about Kevin because I just came just realize that I not only kind of paid him to marry me (monthly allowance, rings, wedding, a new car, free vacations, private plane rides, new clothing etc..) but I also have to pay for his ex girlfriend and their 2 kids. I had to buy them a nice house in the same neighborhood, so that Kev can pay them regular visits plus I had to buy them clothing but now Kev wants me to buy them a new house, bigger and closer to our crib so that he can visit them even more often...I'm starting to wonder: did I marry him.... or his family? Did he accept my proposal for love...or money? I also have to babysit his kids every week-end. Shar drops them regularly in our house and I also noticed that she talks to Kev Everyday on the phone. Should I worry? Shoud I be jealous? Do those two former sweetharts have a plan? Are they planning to spend most of my money and then get back together? Have I been punk'd?
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It's funny how all of the people who mock Brit can speak english and make decent sentences. On the other hand, the ones defending her can't even make a sentence. For example: "It's like the hold world has tourned oppside down, NO one has done every thing to bee treated like that at all!!" What the F is that? I guess her fans really do take after her. idiots.
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She just annoys me so much...and wtf she has millions of dollars and fashion companies just send her shit! That annoys me too!!!
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What the hell...brit is such a slut...she cant sing or act or do ANYTHING!!! but she can get fucked every now and then if she wants
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it's the longest we've been "a part" from eachother? ummmmm...apart. one word.
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i dont even think she wrote that. its a bunch of crap, lol. that isnt her. its soo abovious.
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Britney is a superficial moron with her sum of money only equal to her level of stupidity. Does she expect people to buy that ass-kissing crap? That letter would be more believable if it's what she wrote about 5 years ago during her "I'm a virgin with pigtails' phase. And the product placement.. urgh.. BARF!
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See seems pretty cool i never really hated her but she seems to be getting better
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HAHAHA!!!this is just to good to be TRUE!yeah..maby she writ that letter or NOT...i like a bit of her music but not all of it....sometimes i am angry at her but who is'nt?...sometimes...
well GTG.....well if britney sees this page I hope I get a mail from her!and BRITNEY's dog is the COOLEST!!!!
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My god you are so jealous !!
Britney has done all the things you all are dreaming to do and never will....
Look into yourselves and work on your own mistakes before talking down on other more fortuned people.
Who wouldn’t like to be as rich as her and having the opportunity to do all the things she does??? For all that money I too would say and do stupid things to get you children to buy all my crap....
Go Britney!!, and if you wonder about what to do with all you’re money.... send some to me please. I really need a car...don't even have to be so big!! c",)
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hey i think britney is cool and im glad that her nd kevin are getting married happy valintines day i mite try dat ice cream you sed ha ha
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HI!I THINK BRITNEY IS REALLY COOL!!!!!I AM 12 YEARS OLD AND I LIKE HER VERY MUCH.EVERYBODY SAIS THAT HER MUSIC IS A PIECE OF CRAP BUT I REALLY LIKE HER MUSIC.DON'T LISTEN TO THEM BRITNEY!THEIR JUST TRIYNG TO BE SMART!GOBRITNEY!
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How can you people say that you like her music?? Have you heard the texts? It's the same, "i love you, i hate you"-bullshit!
Britney really sucks. She don't have a personality...! And that she is saying to people to eat low-fat ice cream? HOW STUPIDE ARE YOU, BRITNEY?? YOU ARE THE FAULT TO WHY PEOPLE GET BULIMI AND ANOREXIA! You are the fault to why people think their ugly..! And I have seen pictures of you without make-up, and please, i look better than you when your not in moonlight. Everybody can look as "good" as you with soo much make-up. "oh, von dutch!" give me a break. How much did they pay you to write that? I dont like paris hilton, but I like her better than you, because she's not trying to be something she's not. Besides, you don't know how it's like to be in pain, what was you biggest problem in life? That you Lois Vitton-purse is out of fashion? You are the stupidest blond girl I have ever seen. You are so god damn disturbing.
Rania from oslo
(Metal rocks, britney sucks)
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