Forever Our Girl
Drudge is reporting that Wednesday night's Paula Abdul exposé will air answering machine messages proving the loopy judge had an inappropriate relationship with a former contestant. ABC is touting its special as "jaw-dropping."

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Just last Friday, I was working away, minding my own business, and Vibeology came on my iTunes. What the crap?? I said to myself. Then I remembered. And raised my fist. And said "CURSE YOU STEREOGUM!!" (and then I deleted it).
Posted by: Laurel at May 2, 2005 7:15 PM | ReplyScore = 0
am i the only one who finds Paula Abdul hideously unattractive? she looks like how i feel after a night of too many vodka tonics.
Posted by: dave at May 2, 2005 7:20 PM | ReplyScore = 0
A possible answering machine message:
"Y'know what, you gave it your best shot, you pulled it off, you came through, and I am so, SO proud of you, congratulations!" (weird flat-handed clapping)
Posted by: Blu at May 2, 2005 7:41 PM | ReplyScore = 0
Paula Abdul won't leave me alone, either.
Posted by: madskrillz at May 2, 2005 8:42 PM | ReplyScore = 0
random mp3 for ya'll !
Posted by: m83 at May 2, 2005 9:03 PM | Replyold skool shoegaze . spacemen3's side project ,enjoy
http://s4.youshareit.com/files/244aebb6138d9176687ef789b01d8fb7.html
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and another one , truelovewillfindyouintheend
http://s2.youshareit.com/files/046a3511cd37659467b8e8c5e8d3a878.html
Posted by: m83 at May 2, 2005 9:10 PM | ReplyScore = 0
Maybe this is the end of "American Idol." God let's hope so. The fact that the majority of Americans watch this shit, shows just how damned boring and desperate we are. But any country that can elect George W. Bush twice is in serious need of counseling. "American Idol" how appropriate a name." But I like "American Idle" even better. Adios Paula.
Posted by: Veg at May 2, 2005 11:25 PM | ReplyScore = 0
a possible answering machine message:
"Straight up now tell me is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh, Or are you just having fun?"
Posted by: ildefons at May 3, 2005 12:01 AM | ReplyScore = 0
I don't know where you live, but on a local radio station she said your site. Found some "mash-ups" I guess, so yay for you.
Posted by: Sonya at May 3, 2005 12:33 AM | ReplyScore = 0
I hate Drudge...that sensationalist bastard.
Posted by: matzah at May 3, 2005 2:32 AM | ReplyScore = 0
i can't believe i just followed that mc skat kat link AND i proceeded to read the entire thing. god help me.
Posted by: matt at May 3, 2005 10:19 AM | ReplyScore = 0
lots of bitchy people read stereogum
Posted by: ryan at May 3, 2005 10:51 AM | ReplyScore = 0
who will be paula's replacement? I'm campaigning for LaToya Jackson, she's a fantastic train wreck. has beens full of false sincerity anyone?
Posted by: matthew at May 3, 2005 10:55 AM | ReplyScore = 0
One can only hope that this message is as entertaining as the Pat O'Brien voicemail, which provided me with hours of listening fun.
Posted by: robb at May 3, 2005 11:11 AM | ReplyScore = 0
Sass Jordan, the "nice" female judge from Canadian Idol has way less baggage and should replace Paula.
Of course, 30 million Americans would say, all at once:
Posted by: Blu at May 3, 2005 3:14 PM | Reply"Who's Sass Jordan?"
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lots of itchy people read stereogum.
Posted by: scratchy at May 4, 2005 10:20 AM | ReplyScore = 0