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Lindsay Fully Malnourished

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Does this mean they're real?

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She looks terrible. You can tell she's really an average girl. She looks a little bit too pale, and the hair doesn't flatter her at all.

Posted by: Diana at 05/10/05 4:16 PM | Reply
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ive been posting lindsay blowhan pics on my livejournal every day. this ought to fit in quit nicely.

Posted by: angelique at 05/10/05 4:17 PM | Reply
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looks like she could use some diet augmentation.

Posted by: john at 05/10/05 4:30 PM | Reply
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they certainly look smaller than in other photos we've seen.

Posted by: bloggersmarket.com at 05/10/05 4:31 PM | Reply
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The dress is gorgeous. And she doesn't look horrible, better than in some other recent photos I've seen of her, but certainly worse that she did before. The hair ain't right, she's sort of got the Big Head thing going on, and her poor breasts have shrunk. The girl looks too hard for being, what, 19? My mom keeps thinking all these young actresses are in their late 20's. She said Jessica Simpson looked 35, and I have to agree!

Posted by: Mar at 05/10/05 4:35 PM | Reply
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No, this just means she had them taken out earlier this year.

Remember when she went in for exhaustion? bs

Posted by: MissNee at 05/10/05 4:40 PM | Reply
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Not malnourished... but a stead diet of coke.

Posted by: Tigidal at 05/10/05 5:00 PM | Reply
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She might have had smaller implants put in, but these are still fake. You could fit a soup can between them. She totally has boob job cleavage.

Posted by: h at 05/10/05 5:09 PM | Reply
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It's Skeletor......

Posted by: Not Your Usual Bollocks at 05/10/05 5:31 PM | Reply
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Wow, that's sad. She was quite fetching not so long ago.

Posted by: Alex at 05/10/05 5:42 PM | Reply
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With every picture I see of her all I can think is that she looks strikingly like Julianne Moore in those coked out scenes in Boogie Nights.

Posted by: Chazz at 05/10/05 5:51 PM | Reply
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thankfully i don't have her money, or i'd look just like her.

Posted by: erronious monk at 05/10/05 6:02 PM | Reply
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In all honesty, I think she looks fantastic. Her skin looks so healthy in its natural paleness (compare to her Parent Trap days). I like the blond hair - as long as it's w/out the tan. But sorry people, Lindsay is looking her best these days. Maybe she's laying off the drinking - that will bloat you up.

Posted by: Webradinger at 05/10/05 6:05 PM | Reply
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don't be dense, she's unhealthily thin and should not be considered to be "looking her best". what kind of message does that send?

Posted by: jane at 05/10/05 6:29 PM | Reply
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...the heck?
where'd they go???

Posted by: min at 05/10/05 7:01 PM | Reply
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¿Dónde están sus bubis?... ¿es la misma Lindsay?... no mamen, regresen sus chichis... sus chichis rules...

Posted by: Roy at 05/10/05 7:04 PM | Reply
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She had her implants taken out when she was in the hospital for "exhaustion".

Posted by: carlie at 05/10/05 7:34 PM | Reply
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holy shit, shes really skinny. she was never fat, but she always had a full, healthy figure. idk, im not insulting her, but she looks unhealthy, not sexy. and the blonde hair? i guess its not true that all red heads can go blonde, cuz its not working for her, she looks seriously ill.

Posted by: Dani at 05/10/05 8:07 PM | Reply
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I've heard numerous first hand accounts of excessive coke use from my roommate, girlfriend, etc., who have all dealt with her, including my favorite of when my friend actually went to far as to steal her stash.

Posted by: Overheard at 05/10/05 8:12 PM | Reply
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It's so cool when talent-less young women will do anything for fame.

Posted by: Dr. Atkins at 05/10/05 8:18 PM | Reply
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ew..wtf is with the coral pink dress and blood red nail color?!?

Posted by: loveanddeath at 05/10/05 8:51 PM | Reply
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Lindsay what Happen?
I thought you were a babe?

Posted by: The NYC Underground Comedy Festival at 05/10/05 9:41 PM | Reply
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Stereogum takes some blog pointers from Go Fug Yourself, Distressed Jeans and PageSixSixSix.

Posted by: Blu at 05/10/05 9:55 PM | Reply
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I'm loving the dress. She's a teenage girl: weight will fluctuate like that. Think back to college.

Posted by: Michelle at 05/10/05 10:07 PM | Reply
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She looks like my old, skinny, drunk Aunt Rosanne sans wrinkles.

Posted by: ricardo at 05/10/05 10:41 PM | Reply
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What happened? I like the old Lindsay... health figure and gorgeous red hair. She's becoming another "hollywood" statistic.

Posted by: Penelope at 05/10/05 11:01 PM | Reply
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What happened? I like the old Lindsay... health figure and gorgeous red hair. She's becoming another "hollywood" statistic. I hope this is just for a role she might be playing in a film.

Posted by: Penelope at 05/10/05 11:02 PM | Reply
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Yea, its looking pretty bad. I just hope that Marty McFly and the Doc are able fix whatever it is they messed up before Lindsay Lohan totally fades away.

Posted by: Presto at 05/10/05 11:15 PM | Reply
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damn, girls are haters! yeah she looks unhealthy, but wow you girls posting in here are little bloodsuckers! if shes got an eating disorder you shouldnt be so damn harsh. its equally as sick that so many of you follow and bash these celebrities so closely.

Posted by: Gavin Ya Goat at 05/10/05 11:31 PM | Reply
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Get your own life and find out how quick you care how big her tits are. Little shits

Posted by: fb at 05/10/05 11:47 PM | Reply
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looks like she needs to stop partying with tara reid

Posted by: kell at 05/10/05 11:53 PM | Reply
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fuck teh fatties for misappropriating "healthy" to suit their mental image. girl looks fine. fine as in thin.

Posted by: nosuchthing at 05/11/05 12:55 AM | Reply
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i think she looks gaunt. and yes, i am normally jealous of thin girls . . . but she definitely looks like "skeletor" as already mentioned. if you look at her right arm . . . no meat. scary. too bad - i hope she gets through whatever it is she's struggling with. she's one of the talented pop actresses.

Posted by: chrissypissy at 05/11/05 1:33 AM | Reply
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paris started another bad trend.

Posted by: rebel at 05/11/05 1:39 AM | Reply
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She's dieting for her next movie, 'Lean Girls'.


sorry...

Posted by: peter at 05/11/05 2:29 AM | Reply
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Let's just hope she put sun block on this time! The blonde hair is gross.

Posted by: Brit at 05/11/05 4:09 AM | Reply
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Two words: Heroin Chic!

Posted by: Gabi at 05/11/05 8:15 AM | Reply
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I have a friend that lost her humonguous boobs after she lost 60 pounds. She went from a DD to a B.
She just got an internship in L.A. as a matter of fact...hmmm

Posted by: Daisybaby at 05/11/05 8:40 AM | Reply
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mmm tasty heroin diet

Posted by: esco at 05/11/05 9:51 AM | Reply
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... and the camera adds ten pounds...?

She looks like a twig.

The dress is cute though.

Posted by: potato at 05/11/05 10:21 AM | Reply
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Gosh she is hot...

but then again I am all about super skinny pale 20 year olds that are mean...

Posted by: bob hope at 05/11/05 10:30 AM | Reply
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I just find out the boots that she is wearing is just awful... she was such a pretty curvy sexy redhead girl... Is so sad.

Posted by: Gabi at 05/11/05 12:29 PM | Reply
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God, why does everyone have to assume the worst? I am hardly a Lindsay Lohan fan, but you damn her if she's looks meatier so you can point out she's not perfect. God forbid she transforms a little, even though she's a teenager and her body is still changing.

Maybe she's working a lot. We're seeing more pictures of her shopping or leaving a movie set - not partying. When I was her age, I lost 25 pounds in 2 month due to anemia (which is normal for teenage girls) which was diagnosed by a doctor. I felt weak and I was blacking out all the time. I had to start taking B-12 and iron pills and eat red meat, leafy green vegetables, etc. Some people assumed I had an eating disorder but I didn't. It took me over a year to gain back some of that weight.

You're all just miserable and jealous because you've got your own body image issues which you feel the need to project onto others. I'm glad don't have to get ready to go out with any of you.
Suckers.

Posted by: Webradinger at 05/11/05 12:51 PM | Reply
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Yeah, I think a lot of you guys need to grow up, or at least be less snide. Shit happens and people change. And yes, Lindsey Lohan is a person, not some distant, made up figure you see in photographs and movies. It's not funny, or even mildly entertaining at that; it's just mindless, repulsive ridicule. Cretins.

Posted by: Wondahboy at 05/11/05 2:40 PM | Reply
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She's thinner, but not that bad. Extremely suxable & fuxable.

Posted by: lohanloinluster at 05/11/05 5:12 PM | Reply
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I don't give a good goddamn about Lindsay Lohan but "Webradinger" is the best internet handle EVER.

Posted by: Tequila Red at 05/11/05 5:16 PM | Reply
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you're all idiots

Posted by: laughforit at 05/11/05 5:17 PM | Reply
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i'm beginning to think her exhaustion wasn't just a boob reduction / implant removal. i'm beginning to think she had gastric bypass. i have no doubt she could payoff a surgeon to do that for her.

Posted by: holy hell at 05/11/05 5:35 PM | Reply
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She looks quite old in the face. I think she use to look younger and energetic with a rounder face, and normal sized body. She looks more like that olsen twin now. Oh well.

Posted by: droekturn at 05/11/05 5:35 PM | Reply
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Quit' ya'r belly' achin...youd still tap that if she came knockin' at ya'r door!

Posted by: Ariel at 05/11/05 5:52 PM | Reply
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Lindsey needs to lay off the coke, seriously. She hangs out with Paris Hilton, for Christ's sake. What are you people who are defending her, retarded?

However, I'd still make her my Twinkie and fill her with cream...

Posted by: asscheese at 05/11/05 5:56 PM | Reply
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She is still too damn fat. She needs to loose like 10 more pounds. If she doesn't eat for like the next two weeks she'll be perfect.

Posted by: justajoke at 05/11/05 6:05 PM | Reply
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She looks terrible!

Cowboy Boots are the new Uggs

Posted by: Courtney at 05/11/05 6:05 PM | Reply
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I'd still fuck her.

Posted by: Cyrus at 05/11/05 6:12 PM | Reply
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Wow..I hope she's okay even though I detest her.

Posted by: Jessie at 05/11/05 6:18 PM | Reply
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I would not 'tap that if she came knockin' because I would be afraid of snapping her arms like twigs.

Posted by: Matt at 05/11/05 6:27 PM | Reply
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I lost a lot of weight when I was getting it in the ass regular, too.

Posted by: Stanley at 05/11/05 6:29 PM | Reply
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Pardon me, but does it really matter what she looks like if she finds herself attractive?

Posted by: Logan at 05/11/05 6:29 PM | Reply
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sharp knees

Posted by: p00p at 05/11/05 6:35 PM | Reply
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She needs a sammich

Posted by: bob at 05/11/05 6:43 PM | Reply
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gah! wha.. wha.. what happened?! she used to look like a goddess!.. now shes.. well.. someone give her a sammich, QUICK!!

Posted by: farker numero 157091 at 05/11/05 6:45 PM | Reply
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Yeah, and I'm sure all you celebrity-bashing retards look so much better.....

Posted by: kat at 05/11/05 7:01 PM | Reply
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Dah gurl looks FINE...what wit you dudes?? I mean i'd hit it and the camera she do tell lies.Things like light, camera angle, no make up...she's probably been wearing a push ou bra all her life...hey 19, im here for ya.

Posted by: jeff at 05/11/05 7:03 PM | Reply
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Maybe..it's a stunt double! And really, people should leave her alone.

Posted by: eve at 05/11/05 7:08 PM | Reply
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By the way: HEY LOGAN,your comment shows your a cut above the hurd. Tip o' the hat to ya.

Posted by: jeff at 05/11/05 7:09 PM | Reply
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What on earth are those hideos blotches mottling her breasts? Those spots means her tits will look like giraffe skin golf club caddies in a few short years.

Posted by: Jacapo at 05/11/05 7:12 PM | Reply
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I would turn her around and treat her to one up the ass young boy style. That way breast size, dieter's ketone breath, unsightly chest mottling and ridiculous sunglasses can be ignored. I might even pretend I'm "the King of Pop," while plunging the dirt shoot.

Posted by: Louie at 05/11/05 7:20 PM | Reply
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She doesnt look that bad she looked better with red hair a some meat on her bones.. but just because she changed ALOT dont mean yall gotta be dissin on her DAMN you all know that if she came knockin on your door you'd tap that ass!

Posted by: Krysten at 05/11/05 7:24 PM | Reply
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Oh no!

Her teeth are photoshopped in, because her real ones, the fucking enamel is all eaten away by the hydrochloric acid in the vomit the poor bulmic babe purges after every snack and meal of her day!

I am so saddened I wished I could help her, my sister lost her teeths the same way.

Posted by: Jorge at 05/11/05 7:29 PM | Reply
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Move over Laura Flynn Boyle - there's a new skinny minny in town!!

Posted by: CZ at 05/11/05 7:44 PM | Reply
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She is a healthy human female of prime child bearing age, and if white skin don't turn you off, you fucking reproduce with her given the opportunity. Be a shame if you did actually get her knocked up, because she suction out your fetus, no question, without thinkin, but you ain't gonna get her pregnant anyway, cause she not have periods any more, being amenhorreaical from emaciation and such. So? Your drives and instincts not fucking care regardless.

Posted by: Jamal at 05/11/05 7:51 PM | Reply
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She looks like Laura Flynn Boyle.

~AoK

Posted by: AddressOk at 05/11/05 7:51 PM | Reply
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What the FUCK are you talking about?

Aside from that wonderful prose by CZ...

Yeay, I'd nail her. Nail her right to the wall - not hard as she weighs 45 lbs. and is reed thin. Yeah baby, I love how your ribcage makes that scraping sound against mine...

Posted by: Johnson at 05/11/05 7:58 PM | Reply
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jesus christ, she looks GREAT! I love waify women! i'd hit it harder now than ever (meaning, in the past year since she's turned 18, of course. *cough*)

Posted by: mike at 05/11/05 8:15 PM | Reply
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LOL BOOBIES

Posted by: mrbrosco at 05/11/05 8:23 PM | Reply
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aw shit not her to america has weight problems she is to skinny and rednecks are to fat fuck this im movin to australia

Posted by: america at 05/11/05 8:26 PM | Reply
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Yes, this picture is pretty sad... Poor, poor Lindsay :(

Posted by: Nate at 05/11/05 8:30 PM | Reply
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uhh too bad the picture is completely FAKE looking. good job who ever did it? not.

Posted by: rachel at 05/11/05 8:45 PM | Reply
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I don't care if she's skinny or "curvy" but she needs to get the red hair back!!!

Posted by: amanda at 05/11/05 8:59 PM | Reply
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I'd do'er!!

Posted by: celos at 05/11/05 9:11 PM | Reply
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her cankles are still fat.

Posted by: bubba at 05/11/05 9:19 PM | Reply
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jesus, are you people defending her DAFT? do you not know a coked-up bitch when you see one?

seriously. i thought she had a healthy figure before, and aside from her gross orange fake tan, i thought she mostly looked good. while i'm glad she maybe wised up about skin cancer and embraced her paleness, she makes a terrible blonde.

Posted by: leslie at 05/11/05 10:30 PM | Reply
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LUEshi was here!

Posted by: LUEshi at 05/11/05 10:54 PM | Reply
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sorry lindsay honey, real 19 year old boobies dont look like grapefruits shoved under the skin when you're standing up. and darlin, if you're gonna work the lollipop-head look, at least be photo'd shoveling it down before one of your binges.
kisses,
lindsey

Posted by: lindsey at 05/11/05 11:03 PM | Reply
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dick.

Posted by: Me at 05/11/05 11:06 PM | Reply
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I have no idea who this girl is.

But she is gorgous. I have no idea how you guys could be criticizing her *looks*.

Posted by: e-head at 05/11/05 11:21 PM | Reply
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She looks like she has put on a few pounds since I last saw her. She needs to lose the flab on her arms. And her cheeks are too puffy. She needs to go on a diet. Mmkay?

Posted by: Mary Kate at 05/12/05 12:19 AM | Reply
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Omg Lindsey you are looking absolutely gorgeous keep up the good work hun! When you said your role models were malnourished third-world children I thought you were joking but you really pulled it off well! Okay well ttyl byes!

Posted by: Financialus Rex at 05/12/05 12:56 AM | Reply
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I think she looks great. She was a cute kid when she was chunky, but now she looks like a grown up. I'm gonna get me some crack so I can be that skinny!

Posted by: racheln at 05/12/05 2:05 AM | Reply
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she is not too thin. she looks fine. you are all just too used to her larger body, that's all.

Posted by: auyth at 05/12/05 2:22 AM | Reply
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She looks way better thin, as do most people.

Posted by: okiedoke at 05/12/05 2:31 AM | Reply
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aside from the fact that her boobs still look just as fake as they did the last time i saw her pic (which was a long time ago), i think she looks fine. i probably saw several girls today who looked just like her (and so did most of you) but chances are u didn't give them nearly as much attention as Boob-Job-Gone-Bad Lindsay.

my head would probably look too big for my body, too, if some photographer were snapping pics of me all day from every angle imaginable LOL And there's no telling what kind of comments people would make about my hair or clothes...whew! precisely why i have NO DESIRE to become famous.
I'm actually just as thin as little Lindsay here and i DON'T have an eating disorder or a coke habit. do i work my ass off to stay thin, though? you bet! do i force myself to go to power yoga classes and eat vegetables instead of Reese's peanut butter cups? hell yeah! but in the end it's worth the sacrifices b/c i'm happy with how i look AND, more importantly, how i managed to get that way. i HATE exercising but i'd rather do that instead of going into debt from a drug habit i developed just to keep the pounds off LOL
i'm in complete agreement with the other comments made about Lohan's boob job but as far as everything else is concerned--i think she looks fine and i DON'T THINK something is wrong with my idea of beauty simply for thinking that. women love to jump on other women about looking too thin and having a warped sense of self. i've noticed in MY experiences, however, (and i'm only talking about MINE) that it's usually the fat girls who are the first to point and judge other women about being too thin or too health-conscious or too concerned with their physical appearances, etc. give it a rest already!!! we all know how obsessed this country is with looking "perfect" and not all of us condones such lofty standards. i wouldn't dream of telling other women that they should look like me! everyone has a different body and build and that's a good thing. if you're happy with yourself then let everyone else be happy with themselves.
also noticed how horribly judgmental we women have been in our comments about this pic...compared to the men who could care less as long as she's happy with who she is. so funny

Posted by: Margaret at 05/12/05 2:35 AM | Reply
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someone i know found lindsay's wallet on the street in new york city several months ago, and inside was her black amex card, her california drivers license, and a rolled up dollar bill w/ coke in it. i'm not even kidding.

Posted by: the insider at 05/12/05 2:42 AM | Reply
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This is obviously photoshop... Look how BIG her head is!!!

Posted by: Alice In Wunderpants at 05/12/05 3:15 AM | Reply
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Ok, first off: She is only 19?? leave her alone!
She's always been thin...dah!
Tell me you have "NO IDEA" what
wonders an expensive non-Kmart
"BRA" can do for us Girls??
Have you left your house lately?
get off all your FAT cracks &
"GET A LIFE!" How about "the USA
is the 'Heaviest' country in the
WORLD?" Now put down that Twinkie
& get steppin!!

Posted by: BlondeAna at 05/12/05 3:15 AM | Reply
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