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May 25, 2005

Phil Spector's Hair

I'm sure you saw superproducer Phil Spector's new courtroom hairdo -- it was all over the blogs and late-night shows yesterday. (There's video too.)

Not to make light of a murder trial, but that gargantuan mane is just begging to be Photoshopped. Someone please take it and put on someone else's head (Jacko, K-Fed, etc...). No prize this time, except the appreciation of fellow office drones on a rainy Wednesday. Post the URL to your .jpg in the comments.

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he doesn't seem so crazy now, more hip, and possibly from brooklyn.

Posted by: matthew at 05/25/05 11:24 AM | Reply
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It's pretty obvious who Phil's influence was here:

http://www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/hairbear/characters/hair.jpg

Stand up and be recognized, Hair Bear, from the Hair Bear Bunch.

Posted by: Jesse at 05/25/05 11:25 AM | Reply
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His 2nd chin looks like a shaved vagina.

Posted by: Squirrel Master at 05/25/05 11:28 AM | Reply
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Wow. I am just amazed that he did that 'do on purpose. The hell?! I can only tell because I'm a hair product junkie and know everything there is to know about one's hair/taking care of it... and there is definitely a mega-load of hairspray up in that horrific mass of insane oblivion.

*clutches own Not Insane certificate*

And I owe it all to Spring Break!!

Posted by: Dani at 05/25/05 11:44 AM | Reply
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And Squirrelly Squirrel, if that looks like a shaved puss, then that is the hairiest, biggest-lipped puss I have ever seen. But I've only seen like, two in real life. Mine and my best friend's when we were 17. Naturally.

Posted by: Dani at 05/25/05 11:47 AM | Reply
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http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=122484&imageID=115701054&Mytoken=20050525083951

its janice dickenson-spector.

(sorry for the extra long url, also this is a myspace site... im not "tech" "savy")

Posted by: noah at 05/25/05 11:47 AM | Reply
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i hope the pope had a sense of humor....oh wait i'm not catholic!http://www.tobyatticusfraley.com/blog/pope.jpg

Posted by: toby fraley at 05/25/05 11:52 AM | Reply
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wow, the pope one is hilarious

Posted by: matt at 05/25/05 12:00 PM | Reply
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If you look closely, you'll find the gun in his hair!

Posted by: mygalsal at 05/25/05 12:06 PM | Reply
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hairspray too much, you say?

Posted by: Danny at 05/25/05 12:26 PM | Reply
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http://www.tinyurl.com to shorten long urls.

Posted by: matthew at 05/25/05 12:38 PM | Reply
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a friend of mine posted that pic of phil spector in her journal yesterday. someone mentioned phil looking quite similar to the dad on alf, so i had a little photoshop fun-
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/274185/alf_spector.jpg

it was also noted that phil could be the next afro ken, so i had to have fun with that one as well...
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/274185/afro_phil.jpg

Posted by: panny at 05/25/05 12:55 PM | Reply
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Can someone put that mop on Terri Schiavo for me? Yes, I'm going to hell.

Posted by: Irish Mike at 05/25/05 2:06 PM | Reply
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Well you know, about the double chin, it looks like a saggy hanging shaved vagina. Like maybe his chin birthed those Texas quadrupelets. But I don't see the hairy party, besides the head fro, which you have crop out with your mind, or photoshop. Also, I like Irish Mike's idea. Can someone put his 2nd chin on Terri's head too?

Posted by: Squirrel Master at 05/25/05 2:37 PM | Reply
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Uhh, I mean hairy part in the above post.

Posted by: Squirrel Master at 05/25/05 2:39 PM | Reply
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I bet none of you fucks even know who Phil Spector is.

Posted by: Frankie at 05/25/05 2:54 PM | Reply
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dammit, im looking to waste some good time. perhaps im an idiot..but how does one access the above urls? i cant cut and paste or click directly. and i cant waste that much time to try and retype them..

help, someone please?

Posted by: bb at 05/25/05 2:59 PM | Reply
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'I bet none of you fucks even know who Phil Spector is.'

didn't he work w/ some boy band from the 60's?

Posted by: matt at 05/25/05 3:04 PM | Reply
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My god, the motherfucker keeps getting crazier. Still worship him, though.

Posted by: jed at 05/25/05 3:24 PM | Reply
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Funny, that Yoda is. Learn to laugh heartily, I will, hmmm?

Squirrel Massa, by hairy I meant if it -were- a vagina, then it would be a really, really hairy vagina because it looks like so much shaved hair, if you see what I mean. But I'd like to forget all this now, because either way it's just really fscking horrifying and gross and my pregnant tummy can't take any more nausea at the moment. Urgg.

*sips yet another ginger ale*

Posted by: Dani at 05/25/05 3:47 PM | Reply
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For some reason IE won't let you cut and paste from this site. I started using Firefox instead a few weeks ago and I've had no problems. Of course I wouldn't recommend changing browsers just to make it easier to use Stereogum, but I and seemingly everyone else who's used it think it's a much better browser all-together. Love me some tabs.

Posted by: sebrown000 at 05/25/05 4:52 PM | Reply
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People still use internet explorer? That is soOoOoOoO 2003.

Posted by: Irish Mike at 05/25/05 5:01 PM | Reply
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Yeah, I have no idea why copy/paste is so fucked on this site. I wish I knew how to fix. I've turned on 'allow html' in comments, so hopefully that'll make it easier to click on links.

Posted by: stereogum at 05/25/05 7:09 PM | Reply
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Holy christ, who is his lawyer? That mane alone is going to get him locked up. And he should lose the ornate Michael Jackson suits as well.

Posted by: losanjealous at 05/25/05 7:39 PM | Reply
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I would also like to add to the saga that good ol' Phil's always been a nut case, as read in Tom King's The Operator (on David Geffen's career) p.240

Geffen was a regular guest in the studio as Cher began recording the two songs (he was her lover and " manager"), but Spector was never happy to have him there [...] After Geffen criticized the choice (Spector's), Spector pulled out a gun HE KEPT in the studio and pointed it at Geffen. "Don't you come near me!" ...

But I definitely think he wanted to take Diana's prized hairdo-character in "V: the last rat on earth"

Posted by: New Tectonic Tokyo at 05/26/05 7:11 AM | Reply
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What about Colin Spector

http://tinypic.com/5dru39

Posted by: grumblecat at 05/26/05 1:20 PM | Reply
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Stereo!

I still can't see the links!

Posted by: AlexisT at 05/26/05 7:57 PM | Reply
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he looks like disco stu from the simpsons!!

also, the dad from alf is on law & order: svu....along with my fave fridge-humping 'nam veteran/chef, christopher meloni!

show me the fever into the fire taking it higher & higher ooooh!

Posted by: ellen at 05/29/05 9:10 PM | Reply
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Ok...nationalwatercooler.com has an interesting video on Phil's hair...it's short and worth a peek

Posted by: moose at 06/04/05 6:19 PM | Reply
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At least he shaved his goatee! I just posted a personal recollection of Phil on my blog
http://artiewayne.wordpress.com

Regards, Artie Wayne

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