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September 27, 2006

Screech Sex Tape

TMZ watched it! And they have a little non-graphic excerpt for us: Check it out.

TMZ adds: "The tape begins with Diamond in a bathtub, narrating what's to come. It ends with Diamond introducing one of the women to a 'Dirty Sanchez.' Suffice it say, it is unbelievably graphic."

What's interesting (beyond the WTF value) is that this celebrity porn wasn't stolen. And it's not a publicity stunt. Screech just needs the money. Incidentally, on that site you can download a ringtone with: "This is Dustin Diamond. Please buy a T-shirt from getdshirts.com. I really don't wanna do porn." That nugget via Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, which claims the whole foreclosure story is a publicity stunt!

Anyway, back to the sex tape.

What does this have to do with music you ask? Duh. Did you not know Dustin Diamond plays (played?) bass for indie rockers Salty The Pocketknife?! Have a listen. They're really quite terrible.

Salty The Pocketnife - "Pissin Outside" (M3U)

There's some SWF streaming here too.

And since we rarely get to talk about Saved By The Bell, we're gonna subject you to this video mash-up:

We should also mention this isn't Dustin's first foray into erotic video. What, you don't think chess is sexy?

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23 Comments

yikes! that killed my horny...

Posted by: seamus at 09/27/06 8:06 PM | Reply
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yikes! that killed my horny!

Posted by: seamus at 09/27/06 8:07 PM | Reply
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So he claimed on Howard Stern's show (or his girl claimed) that he has a big cock. True? Not true?

Posted by: El Payo at 09/27/06 8:17 PM | Reply
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Bob Goldthwait used to have a bit in his act where he talked about the fact that "Screech has a really huge cock," it's even on his album I Don' Mean to Insult You But You Look Like Bobcat Goldthwait . . . I guess know the world will know whether that was funny because it was true, or not.

Posted by: Nate at 09/27/06 8:27 PM | Reply
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Thats kind of sad. You know, like watching the ALF dad in that crack gay video?

Hollywood will FUCK you up!

Posted by: jeff at 09/27/06 8:29 PM | Reply
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"Who knows? Maybe Screech will even send back any money he's already collected to unsuspecting fans who thought he was truly in trouble.

That would be the happy Hollywood ending, wouldn't it?

Too bad, in reality, he was still selling T-shirts on his Web site on Friday.

Anyway, whatever porn flicks are remembered for, I don't think it's normally their happy endings."

Isn't that exactly how porn flicks always end though?

Zing.

Posted by: Dave at 09/27/06 8:44 PM | Reply
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Well, that ruined my childhood.

Posted by: Narcissus at 09/27/06 10:45 PM | Reply
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my mom got one of the shirts awhile back, its too big

Posted by: Joe! at 09/27/06 10:51 PM | Reply
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for some reason TMZ videos never work on my computer (using both Firefox and IE), saying that the data could not be retrieved.....or something along those lines.
I hope I'm not missing TOO much.....

Posted by: Chuck at 09/28/06 8:50 AM | Reply
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Ha ha. Isn't he Mike D.'s brother?

Posted by: davidm. at 09/28/06 9:26 AM | Reply
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That's a long running rumor. He's not Mike D.'s bro.

Posted by: Amanda at 09/28/06 10:01 AM | Reply
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Wait, people actually do the Dirty Sanchez? It's not a joke? I guess next we'll be seeing Urkel donkey punch somebody.

Posted by: andrew at 09/28/06 10:14 AM | Reply
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This entire thing has scarred me for life.

Posted by: Sean at 09/28/06 10:28 AM | Reply
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that video mash up is awesome...

Posted by: the mercy fox at 09/28/06 11:06 AM | Reply
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I don't think I can watch this. I'm a little scared.

Posted by: Jeff at 09/28/06 12:32 PM | Reply
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I'm waiting for the tiffany-amber thiessen angry-dragon video we were promised so long ago.

Posted by: kiteless at 09/28/06 1:02 PM | Reply
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yeah, i know. i was speculating on the music connection.

Posted by: davidm. at 09/28/06 3:53 PM | Reply
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Dude why doesn't screech get another life besides acting. He is seriously such a loser if he turns to this.

Posted by: Kristen at 10/02/06 6:09 PM | Reply
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that was so awful,it almost made me NOT wanna eat my ice cream

Posted by: Cathie at 10/12/06 11:51 PM | Reply
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this site sucks donky dick

Posted by: semore butts at 10/19/06 12:29 AM | Reply
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Ya'll are just jellous loosers

Posted by: John at 12/25/06 2:16 PM | Reply
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the blonde's name is Christie Fenske

Posted by: anonymous at 01/24/07 6:13 PM | Reply
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anonymous, how do you know that the blonde's name is
Christie Fenske? I know you're not coming back, but do you have any more info on her? ie, was she really getting married and did her husband find out etc.

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