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February 12, 2007

The Police To Tour The World, "Enslave Your Children, Eat Your Kings And Queens"

So said Stewart. We love that guy. The Police opened this afternoon's press conference/show with "Message In A Bottle," and followed that with "Voices Inside My Head" > "When The World Is Running Down You Make The Best Of What's Still Around." Between the ">" and Stewart's claim they were "going jam band" without a setlist, now we're sure he's been spending too much time with Trey. After those songs, it came time to address the elephant: The Police will reunite to tour the world, starting 5/28 in Vancouver, moving to the States (including a headlining set at Bonnaroo 6/16, a show at Fenway 7/28, and shows at MSG on 8/1 and 8/3 -- latter cities on sale 2/20), then to Europe to play nearly every country on the map, and coming back to this side of the Atlantic for more shows in the States, Mexico and South America. After that, Japan, Australia, and New Zealand. If they haven't killed each other yet.

Actually, the guys did seem genuinely excited. The crowd of press, fans, and drummers (Taylor Hawkins and ?uestlove got on the mic to ask questions) were pumped too, until the announcement of prices ($225, $90, and $50) was met with comical silence. But they're donating a portion of the proceeds to WaterAid, so $225 is totally reasonable after all, grinch. Stewart had the quote of the conference:

Just speaking for myself, I'm really enjoying playing my drums. I don't have to make my name in music anymore. I don't have to make every record express myself I don't care I just wanna play my drums and follow Sting's lead and play the songs with Andy. We don't have an agenda.
The room ate it up. Sting followed with, "You've changed," and Stewart was similarly quick in reply: "Yeah I have. He hasn't. This is what we have to deal with. We now refer to Sting as 'Our Dear Leader." This is gonna be fun! The Police ended the conference with "Can't Stand Losing You" (Sting, mid-song: "it's all coming back to me! I'm 24 and I'm mad") and, of course, "Roxanne." Tour dates after the jump.

05/28 - Vancouver, BC (GM Place)
06/06 - Seattle, WA (Key Arena)
06/09 - Denver, CO (Pepsi Center)
06/15 - Las Vegas, NV (MGM Grand Garden Arena)
06/16 - Bonnaroo
06/18 - Phoenix, AZ (US Airways Arena)
06/26 - Dallas, TX (American Airlines Center)
06/30 - New Orleans, LA (New Orleans Arena)
07/02 - St. Louis, MO (Scottrade Center)
07/22 - Toronto, ON (Air Canada Centre)
07/25 - Montreal, QC (Bell Centre)
07/28 - Boston, MA (Fenway Park)
08/01 - New York, NY (Madison Square Garden)
08/03 - New York, NY (Madison Square Garden)

Buy 'em here. Do it for WaterAid.

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jesus.. i'm not really a police fan, and i think i want to buy tickets for montreal.

Posted by: ryantheduke at 02/12/07 3:21 PM | Reply
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Hopefully they announce an Ottawa date.

Posted by: omg at 02/12/07 3:22 PM | Reply
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Though I would honestly pay those prices to see the Police, I will probably just maximize bang for buck and go to Roo instead.

Posted by: Nate at 02/12/07 3:22 PM | Reply
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jesus...i think i'm going to kill myself if i see one more post about the police.

Posted by: Josh at 02/12/07 3:25 PM | Reply
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whoa, a fellow ottawa stereogummer..

i'd hope for that too, but i highly doubt it on this leg of the tour. i heard a rumour for one later though.

Posted by: ryantheduke at 02/12/07 3:31 PM | Reply
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just do it Josh. more Police!

Posted by: milescopeland at 02/12/07 3:31 PM | Reply
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It's not a ">" if they talk in between, sounds like you need to spend more time with trey.

Posted by: dannygutters at 02/12/07 3:42 PM | Reply
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er, i read that wrong, besides, noone can spend too much time with trey.

Posted by: dannygutters at 02/12/07 3:44 PM | Reply
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they didn't talk in between those songs, they transitioned (rather interesting tempo change, but they did it well).

we all should hang out with trey more.

carry on.

Posted by: casey at 02/12/07 3:45 PM | Reply
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I am totally paying 225 bucks in Seattle. Yes yes yes!!!

Posted by: Davey D at 02/12/07 3:47 PM | Reply
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This is the best. I just hope I can catch at least 4 dates. Tickets are going to be impossible to come by, I can tell already.

Posted by: Nacho at 02/12/07 4:26 PM | Reply
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I'm so stoked! Looks like Seattle for me too.

Posted by: volume-addict at 02/12/07 4:34 PM | Reply
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i don't ever buy enough merchandise to warrant an f'n best buy rewards card!!!!

Posted by: Julio Enriquez at 02/12/07 4:51 PM | Reply
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The song is NOT transposed! you are wrong!

Posted by: Jeff at 02/12/07 5:00 PM | Reply
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You may very well be right Jeff. Maybe I was just expecting it to be transposed. Sorry for doubting you Sting!

Posted by: scott at 02/12/07 5:30 PM | Reply
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Sweet!! The Police are back together!! Now all I need is the Steve Miller Band to reform and my life will be complette!!!

Posted by: johoba at 02/12/07 7:10 PM | Reply
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I checked the Best Buy site -- you needed to be a Rewards Zone member by Feb 1st in order to buy Police tickets early. Guess I'm sitting in the back of the arena and still paying $225.

Posted by: robin at 02/12/07 7:30 PM | Reply
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The Police need to announce more dates for the larger cities, or visit the smaller markets. Demand is going to be crazy.

Posted by: presale at 02/19/07 11:49 PM | Reply
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