Scott Storch Torches Timbaland
Say that 420 times fast. Anyway, Feb '07 is all about the fine art of diss-in-song. Fittingly, Kanye paved the way with his ego-fueled rant about a certain Boy band, and now it's a war of the ingenue-loving studio wizards. Last we spoke with megaproducer (and Paris Hilton beatmaker) Scott Storch, he was playing coy about his chronic habits at the VMAs, but turns out he's at no loss for words when it comes to the subject of his hit-making nemesis Timbaland.
Gather 'round, chil'en. It all started when Timbaland supposedly referred to Storch in his collab with Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake, "Give It To Me" (watch the new James Cameron-directed vid here), saying:
I'm a real producer and you just the piano man /As they say: Zing! Now Storch has responded to that relatively veiled lyrical barb with an entire fight song, calling Timba out in the intro ("What you thought I was just gonna sit back let shit ride ... Timothy" -- and you know that using proper names in trash talk is serious business). He then alleges steroid use (don't go to Oz, Timba) and gets into the incendiary territory of label acquisitions ("Everything you signed to Beat Club was fuckin' wack"). Holding nothing back! If you have a high threshold for "you gotta be kidding me," hear it at HHNLive.com.
Your song gonna top the charts, I heard 'em, I'm not a fan

Posted at 9:00 AM in Video, Where's The Beef?
Tags: Scott Storch | Timbaland
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that stocrh fella is crappy! can't fuck with timbo!
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Timbaland is one of the most innovative producers ever, Scott Storch is your everyday run of the mill R&B hack. Tim shouldn't waste his time with this. And take of those fucking Kool Moe Dee shades Storch!!
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Don't mess with Paris Hilton's beatmaker, Tim. He rules South Beach.
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Wow, I can't believe how awful that was.
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wack mc's should never put out diss records......
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Scott Storch always reminds me of a well to do sex offender.
s l e e z y
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this reminds me of when george martin challenged andrew loog oldham to fisticuffs via a backwards voice-loop.
lame....
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if you play 'and your bird can sing' backwards you can hear george martin challenging andrew loog oldham to fisticuffs. possibly.
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Not that it makes up for Stereogum's unforgivable decision to cover this "story". But that pic of Scott Storch is all the evidence one needs. Just look at him! What a douchebag.
PS. Stereogum. I want the last 5 minutes of my life back.
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if you thought that picture was bad, feast your eyes on this:
http://stilllistentogangstamusic.blogspot.com/2007/02/timberland-vs-scott-storch.html
assclown.
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Sorry to be pedantic, but it's not "Your song gonna top the charts, I heard 'em I'm not a fan".
The actual line is "Your songs don't top the charts, I heard 'em I'm not a fan".
p.s. Storch is a sad little man
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OH MY GOD. "keep my name out your mouth, keep my name out your mouth, keep my name out your mouth, keep my name out your mouth, keep my name out your mouth" BAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD!
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Part of me is surprised at how terrible a rapper Storch is, what with his Roots pedigree and all. But the other part of me, the part that knows what he looks like and knows he's down with P-Hilton, is not surprised at all. On the flip, Timba's been an awful MC ever since he uttered the word "Magoo."
Both those fools should stay off the mic, leave it to the pros.
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They both are shit, they both produce garbage pop and rap songs. Neither could even compare to Premier, Pete Rock or Jay Dee. so there.
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Tim is not a good MC, but you don't necessarily need to be one to do it without being offensive, and Tim's even been welcome on the mic in the past (like on "We Need a Resolution"). He also doesn't sound like a complete asshole.
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sucker M.C.s should call him Sire.. ahem.
Why does dis rap exist? Charles Mingus wrote a dis song called "Fables of Faubus". I have no point except that mingus > storch, but you knew that..
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Poor Scott...the tougher he tries to look, the more he just resembles a spoiled Bar Mitzvah boy.
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HAHAHA, this is so embarassing.
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scott storch looks like jeremy piven in rush hour 2
http://www.hosking-online.com/jeremypiven/img/jeremy_piven/rush_hour_2_1.jpg
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And did anyone check out the Timbaland video?
They needed to tap Jim Cameron to make that? A low-grade re-tread of the concept for Shakira's "Underneath Your Clothes" video?
That looks like the kind of clip you make for the fifth single, long after the record company's closed the purse strings on your promo budget -- not for the lead-off single...brutal.
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What they neglected to tell us about that Timbo vid is that he's got an 18 year studio gopher called James Cameron.
He shot that clip on a handycam that his mommy bought him.
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Nice timing Storch...what are you, working for Timbo's marketing team. Scott, I dug you when you played with G. Love and Special Sauce. Now you're just some punk from Halifax who can play keys...like Timbo says "just a piano man". Lose the gangsta shit.
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It gets worse. So much worse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l66lVMNvSM
I apologise in advance.
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I THINK BOTH ARE SOME OF THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS, ITS KINDA FUNNY TWO PRODUCERS MAKING DISS RECORDS, BUT @ THE SAME TIME I MEAN I THINK STORCH CAME WAY HARDER, JUSTIN & TIMBS VERSES MAKE SINCE, BUT IT AINT GANGSTA THAT SONG IS SUCH A HOT CLUB RECORD, BUT REALLY WHY ARE THESE TWO FOOLS BEEFING, THEY LIVE LIKE RIGHT DOWN THE BLOCK FROM EACH OTHER ON SOUTH BEACH....I THINK THIS IS JUST PROMO FOR BOTH, THIS WILL MAKE ARTIST CHOOSE TIMB OR STORCH...U HOPE FAT JOE DONT GET INTO THIS BECAUSE STORCH IS HIS MAIN MAN...
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When it all comes down to it boys and girls the numbers speak for themselves. Scott gets thousands and Tim gets millions. Sometimes I'll pay for a real Coach, sometimes a knockoff will do. Thousands of people might be right,but millions of people cant be wrong. Scott I dare you to produce a record without smokin a joint first.I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.
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are u kidding me? Tim is the man i never even heard of scott b4 all this shit ....Timberland is the man and i LOVE him he's got talent in places no one even knows about .........scott can go suck a egg...
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Scott Sorch......pleaasssseee the fool has nothing on Timbo and i mean NOTHING......its got to be a joke for publicity....Timbo's beat with Nelly and Justin is off the hook.......
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ya'll dont give scott anything. my dood yall would do tha same thing. scott has put more number 1 hits tehn timbaland. timbaland just has more popularity cuz he put his name out there and scott stayed behind the scenes till the past year.
yall need to get your facts stright before you diss.
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Timbo doesnt really beef with anybody the last one he talked anbout was J.D. and thats because he started talking.I think theres more to it than whats being told to us.Here s the thing, storch produces songs, people go to timbo for thier albums.You shouldnt throw rocks at the throne.And if ya gonna diss someone atleast make your song as tight as the artist you produce. that song was shit.If hes so well known how come fifty cent couldnt get his name right? he called him scott scorch. Wake up scotty
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Timbo is a legend....this man manufactured a whole style an created musical cliches (in HipHop) that mad cats have imitated and expanded on. Scott for me I got respect for him being a muscian and his grind. At the same time he has done nothing, I repeat nothing to propel or expand hiphop. The only thing that he has expanded is his bank account. He has cashed in using simple catchy 2-4 bar ultra-commercial melodies and hooks with garbage drums, example, "Lean Back". He is a piano man, it's the truth, he is limited with his ideas as far as Hip hop. Just because his tracks are charting and got radio play don't make him relevent beyond the mainstream historically. Is it just me but Storch looks a little fruity himself if he's calling names. He is not the greatest example of masculinty. He reminds me of that old cat Liberace. Scott in 20 years will be at the piano in vegas with his own one man show doing "Lean back" and "Still Dre" interpetations. He'll be wearing a glitter jacket and pants with showgirls dancing in the background.
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Seriously, Timbaland is gooood. But Scott... this man is the legend... besides I listened to his diss - it's tiiiiiiiiiiiight. For real homies, this is one of the best producers of hip-hop and rnb, he produced So Sick, let me love you, lean back, make it rain if we don't include other hits he made. Storch for real. Timba started the beef and he'll get fucked in return.
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Scott Storch’s beat on this track is really wack and uninspired sounding.
If this is the best he can muster up to diss on someone its really pathetic.
Scott.. please.. get some real innovation in your studio tracks. Your shit sounds played out homie.
The chord progression on this is so repetitive, simple and lame I think I’ve heard about 20 other beats just like it
Scott, its not about how many $$ you make off your records.
If that’s how to define the “best” things in life then McDonalds is the BEST food in the whole wide world.
Its about DJs playing your tracks 5-7 years from now cause they love your tracks…
-Kai
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first off, no one has room to diss this song as uninspired and at the same time defend timbaland. uninspired doesn't even begin to describe timbalands piano man track.
anyways, i gotta side with storch on this one, timbalands started this stupid beef and storch is giving it to him like someone else on here said. storch has produced just as many if not more hits than timbaland but hasn't been an attention whore like timbaland putting himself in the videos and whatnot.
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People on here don't really know much about Hip Hop saying that Scott Storch doesn't have anything on Timba. Storch OWNS Timba hands down. Thos of you who doubt storch better look at the credits on the Chronic albums or on the Game albums, or on 50's albums or the hundreds of other bangers out. Storch is versatile as he's proven from his West Coast anthems to the R&B work he's done to the Southern stuff he puts out. Timbagoof is still putting out that same syncopated crap just with a different pitch and tempo each time. Storch is far more of a producer than Timothy.
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see evry1 thinks timbo the man when he dosent even make his own beats.people bin touchin his trax up for years. scotty on the other hand makes his own trax and he getting the success now. n u no wot i doubted hin 6 months ago, but fuk that hes gettin better by the year. more flava which timbo cant match (well not on his 1z neway the fukin homo
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all you mother fuckers out there, ya all dissin scott storch, ya all need to get a life. scott storch is a legend, his come out wid da tunes dat no body else can come up wid, ya all pathetic.
big up da 1 n only scott storch
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anyone who says Timbaland is better, you are all utter idiots.
For all you hip hop fans out there and bump to Candy Shop, Just a Lil Bit, Get it Poppin, Lets Ride,Lean Back, etc. then you should think about shitting on you're own chest. Timbaland is a fairly shitty producer and should stick to rapping, while letting scott storch stick to producing because that is actually what he does best.
and...if you've seen the scott storch video, its the hardest fuckin video ever.
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scott storch is a tool, as are his fans. WHAT UP WITH IT VANILLA FACE!!! word up gangstas. way to "keep it real."
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If any of yall produced a track befor, you know that Tim has way mo flava than storch. His shit is simple 4 bar repetitive keyboard loops. His programming is wack, drums are wack, and that diss song, what a couchie ass whiteboy. The timbaland diss song is vibin, gettin radio play. this other one is garbage, i lost some respect for storch on that one. Hands down timbaland is a more talented producer than storch. That crippy has him trippin.
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uhm..scott storch ain't as good as timbo..just listen to all the jay-z joints(big pimpin, dirt off your shoulders, and and and), i could listen t them any time a day..but i already forgot what stoch produced...sometimes a hit that is played out in some weeks..tzzzZ...what more can i say!?
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lol scott embaressed his own shit and just about squeezed out the last bit of hip hop credibility he ever had. i think working in the studio with 50 encouraged that lazy g'd up flow.
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I think the word is Success, for someone who owns a Bugatti Veyron. Stop hating on Storch.
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SCOTT STORCH IS A STUPID LITTKE HOE BITCH!!! AND IT
LOOKS LIKE HE SUCKS COCK FOR A LIVING! TIMBALAND
IS THE BEST PRODUCER EVER! TIMBALAND IS A LEGEND!
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Scotty ain't got nothin' on Timbo....he's just another hitmaking machine, Timbaland is a genius.
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This is hilarious!! scotty needs to learn his place ask anyone who scott storch is your malibu whiteboy might know him. ask who timbaland is to ANYBODY and they will know him you don't even have to be a hip hop fan. and as for storch making the " your worth a 100 million and im headed for a billion is nonsense." Scott storch hasnt even hit 100 mill yet he's still sittin around 70. if you wanna argue money against timbaland, scotty you are gonna lose as for talent YOU WILL GET OBLITERATED
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oh and for you bloggers trying to make a valid arguement make it a valid arguement. that means proper grammar and stop cussing every 3 words. LIKE FUCK PEOPLE:P
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i can't staaaaand scott storch. can't rap, shouldn't try. his productions are hollow and annoying. no soul in the songs at all. also, a lot of the artists he works with aren't really doing anything for hip hop. half the artists i've never even heard of. and i mean come on, fat joe and 50 cent may have singles, but they aren't amazing rappers. not that much originality in the rhymes, lots of forgettable shit. mostly just dudes beefin with other dudes. storch is no trailblazer (a la timbaland in the 90s and starting up again now). hook me up with some talib kweli produced by scott storch, then we'll start talking.
til then,
i'm timbo faithful.
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Like Storch or not, that video's hysterical. Everything about it. And I'm sure Timbaland got a huge laugh out of it also - like he can't afford a bugatti, right? Bottom line, this is all entertainment. And I can't get enough. Job well done.
Now get the fuck outta here...I ain't tryin to perpetuate this lil bullshit...or give you any more attention than you deserve.
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Anybody who even entertains the idea that Scott Storch is better than Timbaland needs their heads examined. With the exception of his "Tim's Bio" CD, Everything Tim made was hot when it came out, and you can still listen to it today. It's so far above that forgettable, make-a-quick-buck crap that Mr. Storch has been behind it's a shame.
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Sweet Jesus on a Stick...someone plz cut the authors fingers and ears off and donate them to someone who will make good use outta them.
Scott Storch makes Brooke Hogan/Paris Hilton tracks. And gets it to sell. Whoop-dee-doo. Hes commercial like bad weed...
Listen to Rich Boy's "Get it Poppin." Then someone try to say Timbo isnt better than Elton John's second cousin...
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whoever talks about fat joe's shit with scott storch is stupid! fat joe is garabage...and so are alotta the artists that scotty bitch produces...u cant get shit on timbo! have u heard his album...beats are his and there 300000 times better than that fake ass white cracka scotty storch or however u spell his waack ass name!
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Scott Storch got some great beats, but thats it! He CAN'T rap... He's proved that! :)
Timbo both rap AND make the beats. He's been there from the start and actually done something with the Hip hop. He made his way to the top and it's well deserved.
Ok, Storch have made some great beats for Fat Joe game and others but so has Timbaland.
"Put you on the game". Need I say more?
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hey people dissin timbo need to get a FUCKIN life is that all you can do,who the FUCK does this FUCKIN big jawed white boy think he is i swear hes gonna need a fuckin bodyguard buy the time i find this cunt!!!!! TIM RULES!!!!!!!!!
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hey to all the people who like scott storch.....
GO AND FUCK YOURSELF UP THE ARSE YOU PRICKS, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SCOTT,
and to the people who like timbo and hate scott..
I RESPECT YA'LL FOR LIFE, P-EAST.
P.S. SCOTT STORCH HAS NO DICK THATS WHY LIL KIM DUMPED HIM.THATS WHY THE CUNTS ADDICTED TO VIAGRA ,WHAT A FUCKIN HEAD CASE!!!!!!!!!
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"Listen to Rich Boy's "Get it Poppin." Then someone try to say Timbo isnt better than Elton John's second cousin..." -- SlickusDickus
"Get to poppin" is not produced by Tim why the hell does everyone think it is ?? its a Brian Kidd track god get some facts strait.
This beef is crazy stupid both "artists" make hits both stack a ton of loot. People saying Storch's shit is hollow ? What? does tim's drum machine have a soul ? Tim is innovative ? since when is copying what was hot in the underground 4 years ago innovative ? its only innovative to mainstream cats both these dudes are nothing more then commercial top 40 producers don't kid yourself but at least Storch generally doesn't feel the need to be in every damn video with his big head like tim.
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they both have credit were it is needed. presonal opion. scott. is the man but. the charts say timberland. and i don't dissagress with any of the cridicts. but the fude will bring excellent music to this world and it will be an experience for future producers.!!let them fight cause it will bring. a new style!!
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dawg scott's my nigga and rememba he's on da way to a billian bitcheszZz! i respect both but scotty u my dawg les party it up miami stlyLoOoO! fuk dem hatersz fuk every one else involveD wiDdit NuggA keep duin it holla at yer boiii jrocksZzZz!
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daamn storch wanna mess wit Timbo, he can't even rap plus he can't produce a whole real album and put a singer on top of the charts (N Furtado & JT!!) just ask him to do somethin like All Good Things, or What Goes Around... it's simple, storch can make little girls snap, but Tim can make us all feel his music gyeahh!
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They are both extremely gifted producers. You can't really knock either one of them. I think Storch is a hell of a producer. You hear his shit everyday on the radio. Same with timbo.
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Timbo is good but cant f*ck wit storch
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YOU GUYS DONT NO SHIT. TIMBO IS FKING TEN TIMES BETER THAN STORCH EVERY SONGS HE MAKES ITS THE CHARTS"YOU CANT DO IT LIKE I CAN" HE IS JUST JEALOUS AND U KNO IT SO DONT FCK WIT HIM. HES A BEAST
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That Storch video was embarrassing. While the guy has done some catchy jingles for bigtime artist he is still an unknown to those outside the hip hop community. Timbo has paid his dues and is a legitimate artist which is known world wide by fans of hip hop and pop music/culture. I'm definitely a Timbaland supporter cause I dislike the gansta-crap music (and Storch just proved he's an idiot by doing that video). Timbo is more original hip-hop flavored and keeps it real to what hip hop was all about; beats, rhythm, and having a good time. There's a difference between hip hop (Timbo) and gansta crap (Storch).
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Well Scott You're not a rapper but you got your point across..If beats had a voice It will do all the talkin' You're a breath of fresh air.
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scott storch killed it!!!!!!!!!!!! timbaland is good, but come on scott stroch got this one.
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scott is a bitch ..trying to put dre in the middle of it , fucking Canadian heiiiiiiiiii,He called timbo a ni..., all timbo said was"you are a piano-man", too much cocain does this to a Jew(I am Jewish too, so I can call the M.F a Jew).
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storch looks like borat. wa wa wee wa wa
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Timbaland is a milestone in the music industry, breaking ground in all genres of music. All Scott Storch does is the keyboard for hip hop. Timbo does drums, guitar, piano, makes his own synths and so on. Timbo had more chart-topper than Scott. Timbo makes more commission off of beats than Scott. Timbo is THE BEST. PERIOD. Nobody can mess with him, including Scott. Scott ain't shit compared to Timbo, and needs to get at somebody on his level. (Ideally NITTI) Other than that, everybody needs to know Timbo's the best. No matter what ugly son-of-a-bitch (SS) says. Ya feel me?
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Very interesting... Just like every beef in this industry is. At least they ain't seem to burst into actual violence no more.
It ain't been long I first heard of Scott Storch... Now I know I'd been jamming on some great hip-hop stuff (from Xzibit to The Game) with his finger prints in them.
I'm really crazy about beats and synths (the sound as whole vs the actual lyrical message), and the whole process of building a track. This Tim vs Storch diss makes me wonder what the definition of Hip-Hop-like* MUSIC PRODUCTION really is nowadayz. Here are some of the questions that keep knocking on my head: What was Storch paid for when working with Timba on Cry Me A River? (I believe he was) What is all that about writing a track? If I'm alowed to touch a few keynotes or even sellect sounds and play them, should I be credited as part of the production? Where is the limit? Damn, let me put it straight... What does a producer do in music (*)?
PS: producer vs ghost producer... I'm a naive producer :)
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well its all not joint stock timba and storch are two producers of different categories timberland makes his beats in a way i think god gives him inspiration but storch is good but he ever improves in any of his tracks the are like the same piano beats timbo is the best but i love storch
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Most of these people dont know what the fuck they are on about. Scott has been working for aftermath for many years and co produced 2001 which is Dr Dre's Album. Scott is not about publicity thats why the fuckers dissn him dont know him. Timbo is ood but a jealous bitch who thinks he onw the fuckin game cause he is black
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TIMBO is a dum wanker, storch is heeps better and those of you who dis agree are a buch of dick muth fucking looser bitches
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Timbo is shit all he does beat boxes in the songs, i can do the same thing if i eat curry the nigh before and fart it out in the morning initiating a number one hit. gov i agree storch is really good and he is bringing a new flava. Timbo is a old fart who needs to see fuckin jenny seriously
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hey all this is tha Mutha Fuckin Game, I am good friend's with Scotts man and he is a good man. On the other hand Timbo cahrging alot of dough for his beats, cause he is a business man and scott aint like that.
Peace
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Yeah i agree with you guys Scott is the best, and for you dum shits who have never heard of him where the fuck have you been fuckin loosers Dum cunts who think timbo rules fuckin timbo is a fuckin looser and suck my dick stupid bitch
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Yo Game, u the man homie.
You Tim, u the fag homie.
Yo Scottie, u the legend homie.
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all of you are fuckin haters cause a white man is better than the black man at in a black mans game, you fuckin loosers
scott storch looks like jeremy piven in rush hour 2
http://www.hosking-online.com/jeremypiven/img/jeremy_piven/rush_hour_2_1.jpg
Posted by: annie onymous at February 27, 2007 7:44 PM
Bithc thats a picture of your mother and fuck ya slut
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hey you guys im from ireland.i think timberland is the best there is.his album shock value is the best i ever heard,not one bad song on it.tim has made my summer along with justin and nelly.he is excellent.tim if your reading this man,please dont give up the music scene,the world needs good beats,you rule.
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Timbaland is WACK! Every track timbaland produces sounds like a remake of one of his older beats. I hate to say it but Timbaland has nothing on Scott Storch. Timbaland isn't versatile. All of his songs sound the same.
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Scott Storch if anyone in this forum seriously thinks this kid can produce you need to go back and buy your backstreet boys album cuz you and this fuggin trust fund baby are wack as hell. His beats are all jacked, and thanks to this fuggin no talent ass clown we have singles by people like Paul Wall and Brooke Hogan. Comparing Storch to Timbo is like comparing Mercedes to Kia.
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i nknow all the softwire to use this gay
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WTF does scott's looks have to do with what he produces? Dumb asses...Tim is wack and jacks beats cause he can't come up with his own.
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wat?...wat is wrong wit u people y in the world would u even compare tim to scott thats so wrong..u shouldnt even put their names in the smae sntences . tim is a freaking legend u dont compare him to dat dude. tim has produced hits after hits after hits for missy, aaliyah, genuwine, justin, nelly fertado n the list goes on but u wanna know whats funny these peoples songs are still being played today even when they do get old. you put in a missy elliot song stand the rain with tim on it...man come on. people go crazy that song will never die out. lean bakc is so dead it took me a while to even remmeber the song you guys were talkin about. neways please dont disrespect tim like that .. that man is the definition of greatness.
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