Charlize's Theron's Big Apple Bong

that officially wins the title of "best thing i have seen today." awesome.

Posted by: gleebs at March 5, 2004 12:15 PM | Reply
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aaaaaand that's the meme for today kids.
Everyone else can stop trying.

Posted by: forksclovetofu at March 5, 2004 1:52 PM | Reply
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man, that brings me back. i used to make pipes out of all kinds of fruits (and vegetables). the carrot is pretty classic too.

Posted by: ultra_toilet at March 5, 2004 3:05 PM | Reply
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So the girl likes to smoke apples, no law against that.

Posted by: Rick Bruner at March 5, 2004 3:40 PM | Reply
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i think that made me like her 250% more than i ever did before.

Posted by: jenn at March 6, 2004 8:58 AM | Reply
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Not the most attractive picture of her... I mean, the girl is smoking a cig AND taking a bong hit. I just imagine her looking like the girl in Monster in 20 years with this scratchy voice comprised of tar and nicotine vocal cords and those smoker's wrinkles around her eyes and lips AND with a voice that sounds like Courtney Love... (talking to her agent) "Hey, sweetheart" (cough, hack) how come i don't get any of those romantic sex pot roles anymore?"

Posted by: Ellogoods at March 6, 2004 10:02 AM | Reply
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hell muthafucken yeah!

Posted by: yvette at March 8, 2004 12:40 AM | Reply
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That is so much more natural than the Old Style cans that I use, I mean used to use.

Posted by: Sarah at March 8, 2004 10:32 AM | Reply
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shes just a fucking human being... like all the rest of smot - poking people!! give it a rest that "celebrities" (people who make movies/write music - and THATS THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU)!!! do something that we all do!! OOOO!!!! FUCK OFF

Posted by: kLo0 at March 9, 2004 9:56 PM | Reply
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OMG, I used to use apples back in the 80's...hee hee

Posted by: Niki at March 10, 2004 11:08 PM | Reply
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To Ultra_Toilet: did you ever put Peppermint Schnapps in your bong instead of water? That's the best, along with apple cider...

Posted by: Niki at March 10, 2004 11:09 PM | Reply
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Hello,

We would like to have an e-mail to communicate with Madam Theron and/or her agent. We're a group of people, among which few civil servants, involved in humanitarian NGO, notably doctors of the world. We've been working mainly in central africa and former yougoslavia during hard periods in which rapping had become a weapon of war within ethnic cleansing. We are preparing a campaign to focus especially on that subject and would like to contact Madam Theron, as we've been told she was sentitive to this issue. Thanking you in advance, regards, SF.

Posted by: sabine ferrali at April 14, 2004 2:55 PM | Reply
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Pot is natural given to us by God...GO CHARLIZE!! its totally ok to get high..hey its not coke!

Posted by: Joel at April 22, 2004 3:52 PM | Reply
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did yall ever stop to think that she might just be smoking a cig and eating an apple and damn photographers always try to make something out of nothing

Posted by: lauren at October 17, 2004 11:27 AM | Reply
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niice ;)

Posted by: budz at October 28, 2004 8:32 AM | Reply
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nice.......i wish i was smoking a bowl..or out of an apple. hell i wish i was smoking anything right now. even a blunt. and she is human.....and every one smokes...so why make a big ass deal out of it?

Posted by: dasha at October 28, 2004 11:52 PM | Reply
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fuckin right, old schools bongs are good but 5 footers are better

Posted by: dan at December 19, 2004 12:10 PM | Reply
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Hey, its cool to see ANYONE that would have the press climbing up their ass grow the balls to smoke a little pot every now and then. I bet its the bomb ass weed too.

Posted by: Skankin_Pickle at July 26, 2005 7:25 PM | Reply
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I LOVE THIS PHOTO!!!!! im so glad to see someone famouse doing such a kool thing!

Posted by: Stonder at August 1, 2005 9:31 AM | Reply
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Frickin' pothead.
She's a loser just like all potheads.

Posted by: jas at August 3, 2005 11:10 AM | Reply
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All you people are fucking stoners( get a life )

"its stoner bashing time"

Posted by: mer at August 14, 2005 3:38 AM | Reply
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I LOVE WEED I SMOKE OUT OF APPLES AND ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET

Posted by: Aaron Harman at August 15, 2005 6:45 PM | Reply
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well i dunno thats prolly how she got so ugly, and that is from smoking bloody apples packed with cooch.lol classic i couldnt watch the whole of monster her face made me feel sick.

Posted by: mario at August 16, 2005 10:48 AM | Reply
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tung tung jeni shum te mir ok

Posted by: shkelzen at August 20, 2005 9:18 AM | Reply
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All you closed minded people bashin stoners need to get stop that stuff. Lets put it this way god made weed and man made beer. Who do you trust?

Posted by: Heat at August 21, 2005 7:51 PM | Reply
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Charlize! Laat my asseblief tog weet as jy ooit in die Kaap gaan wees! Ek wil graag saam rook! Sê maar op dié blad of jy geinteriseerd is en dan gooi ek vir jou sommer jou eie mooi pakkie DP!

Viva CT! Benoni breeds the best :)

Posted by: "h@rLeQu!n" at August 22, 2005 6:02 AM | Reply
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Fuck Ya!!! Apples are a great way to smoke. remember that in the last polls over 60% of americans vote for legalization. So the only question is when are fascist rulers who compose our mock democracy will start aiding the will of their people(cattle)? hmmm.....

Posted by: circle at August 22, 2005 2:05 PM | Reply
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Stoner bashers are a buzzkill bioch... if you dont smoke weed you must suck a dick once in a while. and this girl thought about it so much that she created a protibal inconspicuous, natural edible and then biodegrateable as an apple to smoke out of, im a vain dtoner, i got a 2 footer for "daily self-medication", if theres a stoner bash, bash this one first, you wont make it far past me. KEEP TOKIN THAT PIECE GIRL!
(die stoner bashers)

Posted by: johnny2 times at August 22, 2005 5:46 PM | Reply
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HEY,HEY,HEY,HEY,SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!!!
HOW CAN U BASH STONERS IF U DONT EVEN KNOW WAT ITS LIKE?PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SMOKE POT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!!!!!!BONG-HITS MOTHA FUKAS!!!!!!

ive never toked out of an apple before,ill give it a try shortly!

Posted by: SMOKEY McPOT at August 26, 2005 12:34 AM | Reply
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Hey boys and girls!!! Have you got good weed in your land??? Here in germany it's very good but too expensive to smoke it everyday... so, now I need my bong and my weed and then I can sleep :-) by by I love you all, boys! By

Posted by: Steffi at September 1, 2005 12:05 PM | Reply
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Legalize ganja. Everyone must grow some nice strain in their closet. And then ganja will be free.

Posted by: Aris89 at September 11, 2005 6:40 AM | Reply
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meine meinung ist das es nichts besseres als weed gibt und auch nie geben wird.........so smoke on and keep high....

Posted by: da ro at September 13, 2005 11:10 AM | Reply
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how do you smoke out of an apple?? would like to try lol

Posted by: sda at September 13, 2005 11:58 PM | Reply
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just saw this being done...in the fuckin funniest movie I seen in a long time....*****

The 40 Year Old Virgin...

Been smoking weed since 1957....never smoked it using an apple...got to try that tomorrow.

Poor Marijuana...got a bad 'spin' put on it by some bastard government assholes.. the 'people' bought that 'spin' 'hook, line and sinker' and has passed it from generation to generation ever since.

but I say 'fuck-em where they breath'
be cool and get 'faced every chance you can'

Posted by: Joey at September 16, 2005 10:17 PM | Reply
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I enjoyed the picture...me being an avid roaster of the herb...but wait...
look at her cigarette and see how long it is...LONG! And the ash is like 3 cm...so that leaves me to believe that the picture is of her taking a big drag from the cigarette and eating an apple...the pic also says "Only in the Enquirer"...hmm...arent those people that have seen the so-called "bat boy"? Hmm...food for thought..

Posted by: The Rather Clever Penguin at September 22, 2005 7:14 PM | Reply
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Funny, I didn't read one intelligent post out of all of those, whether it was from a left wing brain-baker or a right wing fascist douche bag. Let's just leave it at "She's young and she likes to party."let's just hope she has the sense to stop while she's relatively young so that she may keep her good looks and not let smoking tobacco or marijuana ravage them.

Posted by: Todd One at October 5, 2005 8:19 PM | Reply
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ha ha this is a good pic i love weed it is good to eat and smoke

Posted by: Travis at October 6, 2005 12:35 PM | Reply
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I smoke weed everyday. I am 13 years old and i am the biggest pot head ever.. I smoke weed EVERYDAY. It is so good.you have to try it. If you don't toke up, call your high buddies to send you some Ganja. Roll up a L and enjoy.
And who gives a shit that some lame bitch smokes dope its not like the photographer does't toke up everyday.

So if you people don't take hits from the bong you people are gay and you fuck other men in the bum.

Posted by: Knox at October 10, 2005 9:42 PM | Reply
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wow u guys should shut the fuck up and smoke some trees and jus be eazy ||
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Posted by: weeeeeddddd at October 13, 2005 7:12 PM | Reply
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Just try it you will understand why us stoners love it............

Posted by: Chris at October 14, 2005 2:04 PM | Reply
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This is comeing from a 14 year old in Parry Sound saying it has not killed me and it wont kill you so "SHUT THE FUCK UP"

Posted by: Weed Lover at October 14, 2005 2:12 PM | Reply
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apples are good

Posted by: serop at October 14, 2005 8:51 PM | Reply
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Actually, Bat Boy is consistently featured in the Weekly World News, not the National Enquirer.

None of you damn potheads can spell.

I love smoking out of apples in a pinch, but usually it's out with the double perc.

Posted by: Stephy Ska at October 15, 2005 2:43 AM | Reply
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i just smoked some south australian ganja out of an apple with a sticker that says "royal gala australia". it's awesome. the weed and the apple.

Posted by: Hez at October 19, 2005 6:51 AM | Reply
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yo word up to that kid in parry sound i fuckin live in mississauga and blaze this shit everyfuckin day yo, its 12:13 am and im just about to go session...shit first session of the day technically. by the way, fuck off to the fuck who hate the chron...you motherfuckers are just jelous BITCH

Posted by: the chronic at October 20, 2005 12:15 AM | Reply
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yo. i blaze every day. weed is the best shit in this fuckin world. fuck all yuo cunts and jews. and yuo fuckin straight edge pussies.....FUCK OFF

Posted by: A-Ron Man at October 24, 2005 11:30 AM | Reply
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I see nothing wrong! STOP BITCHIN I have been smoking gods grass since the 60'S and kept my shooting sharp in nam"! BY the way there is nothing like killing a SOB while on pot it feels natural :-)

Posted by: noza at October 27, 2005 9:30 PM | Reply
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man we smokin that fukin A lord Shiva shit. We smokin on the fukin tracks man......
'least one "tightass" knows wat its like to connect

Keep Tokin...

Posted by: InDiA SmOkEs at November 9, 2005 1:48 PM | Reply
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I must say, these are the greatest celeb photos of all time. This shows how human these people really are. What I love also is how this shows just how un-dangerous marijuana really is. And to all you bashers out there, please educate yourselves before insulting the use of something that causes far less deaths every year than your precious beer. Way to go, Charlize! You are my American Idol!!

Posted by: Becki at November 10, 2005 11:09 PM | Reply
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You stoners are so pathetic. All your bullshit about how it isn't dangerous, "It's natural, "god gave it to us." Go get baked and go for a drive. See how harmless it is after you're impaled on a fucking fence post after being thrown through your crashed car's windshield.
Charlize should open her damn eyes and realize if her looks and her voice go, she'll be back on her ass like before she was found. She's worked too hard to lose everything from drugs. (and yes, weed IS a drug you dumbasses.) It alters your phsical and mental state, making it a "drug". Alcohol is the last legal drug. Weed was not given, as there is no physical evidence a "god" existed. Every religion has a differnt story on thier god. Evoulotion make s more sense.

Posted by: Everyone and no one at November 16, 2005 7:34 PM | Reply
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Its a good picture but since she has all this money and all dont you think she can afford something a lot better then an apple, i mean i'm broke as shit but i got something a lot better then that. ;)

Posted by: Kara at November 17, 2005 1:44 AM | Reply
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You Have 2 options Stoner Bashers...

1. Smoke Some pot and get it over with.

2. Shut the fuck up!

And about the celeb smoker, wtf who cares about her, lol @.<

Posted by: DrX_ShowNoMercy at November 17, 2005 8:29 PM | Reply
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Ah hahaha weed doesnt hurt your ability to drive. haha dumbass. i swear you need to toke up and actually see wtf its like before you make stupidaas assumptions. and if your not really, really ignorant youd realize a lot celbrities do coke - a lot - and your shittin your pants cause shes smokin weed. if you bash a stoner bash me, because i bet im more successful than you.

Posted by: ISMOKEALLDAY at November 24, 2005 11:07 AM | Reply
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Stoner bashers are pussies anyway. They attack the most easy-going, laid back bunch they could possibly attack, and they're always the ones that got no poon, had no friends, and now they come home from their office job and worry about celebs and collect Star Wars toys and shit.

It pisses me off when anybody tells a stoner to get a life.. what the fuck is that.. come back when you've tried weed or come back if you haven't touched the stuff and you have more friends, sex, fun, and money than me - all of them too, not just the money, that ones easy.

Posted by: 420 at November 24, 2005 11:31 AM | Reply
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You know what - I'm still pissed - cause bashers killed my buzz - you stoner bashers can shut the fuck up, eat a fuckin dick cause i hope you rotten motherfuckers realize how fuckin stupid you are for judging all stoners as fuckin losers - and the only fuckin thing your judgin is if they fuckin smoke. I bet your fuckin dad smoked, you just dont know it. You bashers are just blind to the fuckin facts. So you assholes get a fuckin life instead of bringin down people that never threatened you, never even seen you. This is why I rarely use the internet. Pussy motherfuckers like you thats only gonna say shit through his fuckin keyboard. Fuck that. Only God Can Judge Me.

Posted by: 420 at November 24, 2005 11:44 AM | Reply
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Alcohol is not the last legal drug - salvia and nicotine for example - so you dont even know

Youre ignorant

Shut the fuck up

Suck another dick

And never smoke because you dont deserve such a great thing

Posted by: TokeUp at November 24, 2005 11:49 AM | Reply
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to Everyone and no one: Please drop dead. Last legal drug my ass. Why don't you go skittle down some OxyContins and then wash them down with a pot of coffee while you smoke a carton of Marlboros, okay? Do everyone a favor and screw up your brain and your heart and your lungs as much as possible. Maybe concentrating on whether or not your life support machines are functioning properly will give you something better to do than play Enlightened Redneck for a bunch of random stoners on the internet.

Posted by: LadySmoker at November 24, 2005 9:52 PM | Reply
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I blaze the cheebah every now and then. It's a relaxing high from ordinary 'grow in the back yard' weed! I don't get into fights or cost hospitals millions of dollars each year by smoking, but alcoholics and drunks do! Why is their drug legal and mine not?

Stupidity of behalf of the government, I say.

Posted by: Lee at November 25, 2005 10:28 AM | Reply
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And Jesus said "Fire it Up"

Posted by: Sister MaryJane Cannabis at December 18, 2005 8:13 PM | Reply
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Look i smoke pot all the time and it is the best thing ever fuck whoever says its lame i am the smartest kid in my class. I take College prep courses and smoke out before, at, during, and after school all the time. I even smoked a whole quarter of K.B. right before my STATE STANDARIZED test and made a freaking 96. So fuck whoever says us potheads are stupid . Yeah that means you mer

Posted by: Itoke D. Goodsheet at December 20, 2005 3:38 PM | Reply
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She was soo hot till i saw that now im just dissapointed weed is for ppl who dont have a life and need to get high to forget it do something besides rot your brains out dumbasses! try idk an education maybe gah yall r f****** retarded!

Posted by: lacci at December 21, 2005 2:58 PM | Reply
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"Everyone and noone" is an ignorant retard.
Enough said.

Posted by: Someone at December 24, 2005 2:58 PM | Reply
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smoke weed before you talk shit about it fuckers

Posted by: gooble at December 26, 2005 1:27 AM | Reply
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Ok, this is to the individual who is calling weed smokers "retarded"
OK, have you ever drank alcohol, it is fare worse then marijuana. Has anyone ever died from smoking pure marijuana? NO. Have People died from drinking alcohol? Yes! When comparing the effects on the body we see that alcohol is both worse for long term and shorter effects. Let’s also view that family effects, I have never herd of a stoned father coming home and abusing his wife and kids, stoned people come home and chill. Marijuana also contains no natural addictive agents, while alcohol is highly addictive. There are many countries were marijuana is legal. There is however the negative world of hard drugs marijuana can lead one too. You must also look that some people take the step from respective use to addictive use. Marijuana is not legal yet because the government has not found a way to profit safely from it yet. Gambling, alcohol and smoking are definitely more harmful to the person and society then marijuana. Your comments of “retardation” are politically incorrect, ignorant and lack validity. . . . is it hard to imagine that a philosophy major from Princeton just wrote this. . but according to you that would be impossible because I smoke weed and I am therefore “retarded”

Posted by: Brook748 at January 2, 2006 6:48 PM | Reply
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I smoke weed daily. 3 joints a day. I've got an MD, and 2 Bachelor's. One in healtchare management and the second in operations management.

I don't plan to practice directly. But I will be opening multiple free clinics in 3rd world nations. I'll be helping fund for this by having businesses here as well as buying and selling hospitals.

Weed's not so bad.

Weed also happens to be the only substance that causes neurogenesis. That's right, new brain cells.

How many people do you know that have O.D.ed off weed? How many people have you heard saying I'll suck your d**k for $10 so I can by some weed.

Get real. It's time to recognize and legalize.

Posted by: 420foreverMD-BA-Healthcare Management at January 10, 2006 1:01 AM | Reply
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I'm in a dorm where the kids are pretty much either drinkers or smokers, with some who enjoy both, and some who don't do anything. And no one really makes a big deal of it.

I'm in one of the top schools in Canada and all of us are making something of ourselves, all of us are working hard, and what we do in our free time doesn't hurt anybody - including ourselves.

It kind of hurts me that 13 year olds are smoking every day - I think that innocence should be extended for a little while at least - but it also bothers me that people think that weed 'destroys' people. I look at my father who has a PHD, he's putting my brother and me through school, owns a business and a beautiful house: he smokes weed.

My mom doesn't really approve, but she knows it's better than him being a drunk or even just smoking cigarettes. Pick your battles people. (And move to Canada. It's more fun here.)

Posted by: hmm at April 16, 2006 8:07 PM | Reply
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ok- how DOES one make an apple bong? lol

Posted by: mellen at September 26, 2006 6:01 PM | Reply
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i agree with the comment posted by "hmm". i go to one of the most academically intense schools in canada and still get good grades yet smoke on a regular basis. i even toke up with my father from time to time, which obviously proves that it can't be that bad.. i think its stupid when people argue about a substance like marijuana cause its just a peaceful drug. why do people have to hate on stoners? what do we do thats so bad? listen to music and eat food and enjoy ourselves? sure, smoking weed may kill brain cells, but its worth it, and for all of you who are bashing stoners.. you are entitled to your own opinion but keep it to yourselves, cause honestly you have no idea what youre talking about.

Posted by: --- at October 13, 2006 8:15 PM | Reply
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great idea, im going to try it soon. but in this picture she is not smoking out of that apple. she had just lit the cigarette and she took a bit out of an apple right after taking her drag. theres no hole where the bowl should be, just good ol' green apple skin. stupid photographers.

Posted by: smokeymacpot at October 24, 2006 9:14 PM | Reply
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what a loser!

Posted by: frank at February 25, 2007 2:37 AM | Reply
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All of the music you listen to is written and performed by people who do or "abuse" drugs, and if you do not like it then you can talk trash, burn all of your albums, bitch, and of course live a dull existence while I chase the happiness, melody, and hope of the world.
facts:
1. Drugs were the first domestic crop by early man.
2. Weed is not physically addictive.
3. Some individuals lack control and step up to the bad drugs.
4. If you do meth, I will kick you in the face.
5. Alchohol will on day kill off all of the stoner bashers who have low self esteem and accept the stereotypical portrayal of stoners on tv despite how ignorant it is. fight the real threat: cigarettes and alchohol.
6. One more thing... Bitchy people can go build models and fuck themselves.

Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2007 7:10 PM | Reply
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this thing is hallariouse .. people with all the hate we're people to are we not, i always new pot grew brain cells ... becaue you get so much smarter when you toke (i think) its just awsome .. so why not everyone be happy, toke a bowl, laugh your face off and eat a bunch of shit

Posted by: stoners rule at July 3, 2007 12:42 AM | Reply
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was this photo taken in santa monica? i totally walked by an apple bong in the parking lot on set for "john Hancock" the film she is doing with will smith...

Posted by: hmmm at September 3, 2007 5:37 AM | Reply
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Hahah this is hilarious, and so cool.
I agree with some of the people even tho i have bongs for sale online on my site, i still like to myself smoke it something more... special , apples are your friends!

Posted by: Pipes and Bongs at November 24, 2007 12:33 AM | Reply
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i figured someone should mention the fact that a pipe and a bong are a long ways from each other...

Posted by: theportmeister at November 24, 2007 12:45 PM | Reply
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