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May 31, 2007

VH1's 40 Most Softsational Soft-Rock Songs

Actually this list itself ain't bad, it's just most of the songs that are shitty. But not all, of course -- there's plenty of yacht rock to love. And who better to rank these tunes than VH1? There must be some holdovers from before the celebreality pox. Tomorrow night, Video Hits 1 will air their televised countdown of the Top 40 soft rock tunes, but go ahead and take a gander now and see if they hit the Marx.

40. Bertie Higgins - "Key Largo"
39. David Soul - "Don’t Give Up On Us"
38. Peter Frampton - "Baby, I Love Your Way"
37. Leo Sayer - "When I Need You "
36. 10cc - "I’m Not in Love"
35. Extreme - "More Than Words"
34. Dan Hill - "Sometimes When We Touch"
33. Cat Stevens - "Peace Train"
32. Kenny Loggins - "This is It"
31. Richard Marx - "Hold On To The Nights"
30. Andrew Gold - "Lonely Boy"
29. Debby Boone - "You Light Up My Life"
28. America - "Horse With No Name"
27. Lionel Richie - "Hello"
26. Harry Chapin - "Cat's In The Cradle"
25. Anne Murray - "You Needed Me"
24. Phil Collins - "One More Night"
23. REO Speedwagon - "I Can't Fight This Feeling"
22. Roberta Flack & Peabo Bryson - "Tonight, I Celebrate My Love"
21. Orleans - "Still the One"
20. Captain & Tennille - "Do That To Me One More Time"
19. Michael Bolton - "How Am I Supposed to Live Without You"
18. Toto - "Rosanna"
17. Juice Newton - "Angel Of The Morning"
16. Bread - "Baby I’m - A Want You"
15. Journey - "Open Arms"
14. Seals & Crofts - "Summer Breeze"
13. Carpenters - "Superstar"
12. Starland Vocal Band - "Afternoon Delight"
11. Olivia Newton-John - "I Honestly Love You"
10. Chuck Mangione - "Feels So Good"
09. Hall and Oates - "One On One"
08. The Doobie Brothers - "What A Fool Believes"
07. Kansas - "Dust In The Wind"
06. Air Supply - "Making Love Out Of Nothing At All"
05. Chicago - "If You Leave Me Now"
04. Barry Manilow - "Mandy"
03. Rupert Holmes - "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
02. Styx - "Babe"
01. Christopher Cross - "Sailing"
Say what you will about this list, but we're with #1 (love us some Chris Cross). Also, whatever happened to the Yacht Rock guys? Weren't they developing something for VH1? Maybe they'll talk about it when it airs tomorrow. Too bad we won't be watching.

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What! No "Broken Wings" by Mr. Mister?

Posted by: Ju Bean at 05/31/07 7:22 PM | Reply
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I think the VH1/Yacht Rock collab was Acceptable.tv...

And that sounds like a fantastic list.

Posted by: campfirewood1980 at 05/31/07 7:25 PM | Reply
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Is it weird that I like almost every song on this list? However, I can't abide putting Richard Marx's "Hold on to the Nights" on the list over "Right Here Waiting." That's just wrong.

Posted by: Carrie at 05/31/07 7:40 PM | Reply
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"Pina Colada" at number three...sweet.

Posted by: Jeff at 05/31/07 7:42 PM | Reply
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i gotta admit, i love quite a few on this list.

Posted by: annie onymous at 05/31/07 7:53 PM | Reply
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Um, no England Dan and John Ford Coley? No Steely Dan? No "Time Passages"? No Gary Wright? Ambrosia? Gerry Rafferty? Firefall? Lobo?

This list sucks.

Posted by: bill p at 05/31/07 8:04 PM | Reply
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i agree with every artist you mentioned, nice job!

Posted by: johnny  in reply to bill p's comment at 09/04/08 2:02 PM | Reply
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Boston's "Amanda"

the end.

Posted by: gonna take you by the hand and make you understand at 05/31/07 10:01 PM | Reply
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Reading that list made my ears bleed. Ewsh.

Posted by: Kurt at 05/31/07 10:26 PM | Reply
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Bill P said it all. This list is seriously lacking. Also, "A Horse With No Name" for America? That song is no match for the smoothness of "Sister Golden Hair" or "Ventura Highway."

Posted by: Stephen at 05/31/07 11:54 PM | Reply
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No "I wanna know what love is"??

Scandalous.

Posted by: Butters at 06/01/07 1:06 AM | Reply
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Butters is right, Foreigner should've been at least Top 5, but personally, I would've put Billy Joel's "Just The Way You Are" at #1. A great song, btw. At least "Piano Man" should be on there. I'm also surprised that Whitney Houston's version of "I Will Always Love You" didn't make it. I guess her 5 - or whatever - octave range isn't considered "easy listening".

I never even heard of "Superstar" by The Carpenters. Was that like a Burt Bacharach b-side, or something. What not "Close To You"?

How about Mike and The Mechanics, "The Living Years"?

Posted by: b.LOUD at 06/01/07 3:25 AM | Reply
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I guess Yacht Rock bailed when they found out that Kenny Loggins or Loggins & Messina weren't gonna be #1.

Does that Air Supply song have the chorus that goes, "I'm all out of love / I'm so lost without you / I know you were right . . . . . . ?

Posted by: b.LOUD at 06/01/07 3:31 AM | Reply
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I wholeheartedly reject any list of soft rock songs that does not contain "Glory of Love."

Posted by: Chris at 06/01/07 7:27 AM | Reply
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That's not really a list of top soft rock.. more rubbish ballads.

Posted by: Bob at 06/01/07 9:54 AM | Reply
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I try not to plug my own stuff, but if more than three of these songs are guilty pleasures for you, you should probably check out my series, Adventures Through The Mines Of Mellow Gold.

http://jasonhare.com/category/mellow-gold/

Posted by: Jason at 06/01/07 10:51 AM | Reply
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Actually, the guys from Yacht Rock are on this special.

It is on right now, and I just saw Hollywood Steve.

Posted by: Kurt C. at 06/01/07 11:03 AM | Reply
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Holy adult situations! This list is like floating on a cloud of titties.

Posted by: the management at 06/01/07 11:59 AM | Reply
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Shouldn't like at least 5 of the top ten be Hall and Oates songs? Or am I thinking of the greatest songs of all time list.

Posted by: Modlight at 06/01/07 12:44 PM | Reply
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No "How Long" by Ace? Bully-bully-bullshit.

Posted by: sean at 06/01/07 12:57 PM | Reply
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b.LOUD- "Superstar" is the one that goes "Don't you remember you told me you love me bay-bay?" Also, you're thinking of a different Air Supply song.

I would have swapped Orleans songs, "Dance With Me" is way smoother than "Still the One".

Also, good call on Firefall, bill p. "You Are the Woman" got jobbed.

Posted by: Mark at 06/01/07 3:36 PM | Reply
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One word: "Brandy." By Looking Glass. Ok, four words.

Posted by: Matt at 06/01/07 4:16 PM | Reply
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It is a good compilation. I love those songs.

Posted by: Dexter Zaf at 06/02/07 2:14 AM | Reply
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I totally agree with Bill P. They didn't even scratch the surface. I was just waiting for some Paul Davis :(

Posted by: Rachel C at 06/02/07 3:20 AM | Reply
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I like the majority of the songs, but what happened to I Can't Tell You Why by The Eagles or Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now by Starship.

Posted by: Michael Randle at 06/02/07 2:04 PM | Reply
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those songs make my work day go by so fucking slowly.

Posted by: conrad at 06/02/07 5:29 PM | Reply
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No Lionel Richie's 'Easy like Sunday Morning';
No Earth, Wind and Fire's 'September'....

Are you f***ing with me?!

Posted by: Doc Wino at 06/02/07 6:26 PM | Reply
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Does anyone know if this is available on CD??

Posted by: scott at 06/02/07 8:16 PM | Reply
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scott, good idea, but it'll never happen thanks to rights, etc. you could put it together on bittorrent in an afternoon. not that you should, but you could. or you could do a totally legal playlist on lala.com.

Posted by: jim at 06/03/07 1:25 AM | Reply
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does anybody kno what song thATS CALLED WER THEY ARE PLAYING THE WHOLE SAXOPHONE I KNOW ITS A SONG DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHATS ITS CALLED

Posted by: Brandy at 06/03/07 5:14 AM | Reply
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I think the song you asked obout over a year ago might be Gary Moore's "I still got the blues for you"... anyway, I missed this one on the list...

Posted by: Kaci in reply to Brandy's comment at 09/30/08 12:54 PM | Reply
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I'm filing an official protest over this list on account of its lack of "Against All Odds" by Phil Collins. Way more softsational than "One More Night."

Posted by: Jason at 06/03/07 2:37 PM | Reply
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lets not forget the most irritating song ever: "Feelings" or "Achy Breaky Heart".

Of course anything by that assclown michael bolton makes me want to hurl

I also heard some really retarded song, where the chorus was something like "weeoh" over and over again. That should be added to the top 10 make me hurl list.

Posted by: th at 06/03/07 7:14 PM | Reply
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"does anybody kno what song thATS CALLED WER THEY ARE PLAYING THE WHOLE SAXOPHONE I KNOW ITS A SONG DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHATS ITS CALLED"

There is some really nauseating songs by KennyG, who plays soprano sax

Boots Randolph has some big his also on sax, probably the most famous is "Yakity Sax" which is featured on Benny Hill, but this song is pretty upbeat and fun, and does not fit the category of this list.

Posted by: th at 06/03/07 7:19 PM | Reply
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umm...Its good...my family loved it

Posted by: Brooke at 06/03/07 7:45 PM | Reply
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No "Waiting For A Girl like You", huh? The song that took a flying whip-knot to Foreigner's testicles?

Okay. Whatever.
DwD

Posted by: Dw Dunphy at 06/03/07 9:21 PM | Reply
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"I also heard some really retarded song, where the chorus was something like 'weeoh' over and over again. That should be added to the top 10 make me hurl list."

That sounds like a Police song, the title of which I cannot recall right now. As a graphic designer, I like it.

Posted by: Andrea Bocelli at 06/03/07 10:13 PM | Reply
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ok, ok, what about walter egan's magnet and steel? hello??? they should've called it "the 30 something most soft-sational songs from the 70s with a few from the early 80s and 1 from the 90s"....

Posted by: stoner at 06/03/07 10:14 PM | Reply
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what about walter egan's magnet and steel? and the countdown should've been called "30 odd soft rock songs with a few from the 80s and 1 from the 90s"

Posted by: stoner at 06/03/07 10:17 PM | Reply
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How about "Reunited" by Peaches and Herb? C'mon, it doesn't get more soft and sugary than that--like musical cotton candy.

I'm also partial to "I Love You" by Climax Blues Band. May be more in the ballad category, but still a great love song.

Posted by: Sherry at 06/03/07 10:32 PM | Reply
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I think they should let The Donnas have a little more screen time on these specials.
And what about "At This Moment" by Billy Vera and the Beaters?

Posted by: Ummmmm, no! at 06/03/07 10:53 PM | Reply
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Must be just a 70's, 80's and 90's list
Because you couldnt excuse LET IT BE
from this list, or justify not one Beatles tune!

Posted by: Milano at 06/04/07 4:16 PM | Reply
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No James Taylor!!! whats up with that?

Posted by: Jefferson at 06/04/07 4:19 PM | Reply
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All the Complaining about this list or thinking that these songs are not good, well FAGGOTS!!!!

Posted by: Jose at 06/04/07 4:40 PM | Reply
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a k a "all The Songs You Thought Were Really Romantic Until You Hit Puberty."

I have very strong memories of being about 10 hearing "I Love You" by the CBB and thinking "That's what it's going to be like when I get engaged." The song is about an alcoholic whose girl "saves" him.

Posted by: John S at 06/04/07 7:48 PM | Reply
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Janis Ian "Seventeen" definately number 1.

Posted by: Ugly Duckling at 06/04/07 8:24 PM | Reply
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Missing in action is ... Double's "Captain Of Her Heart."

Posted by: George at 06/04/07 9:05 PM | Reply
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no minnie "loving you is easy cause youre beautiful" ripperton?

Posted by: dan at 06/05/07 6:11 PM | Reply
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Song with weeoh sung a lot is probably "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" by The Police. Definitely NOT soft rock.

The all sax song from this special is Chuck Mangione "Feels So Good".

Some of the songs suggested by the commenters, IMHO, are love songs. Some of the ones on the list are also love songs, but some aren't. I think you could do a whole list of the 100 cheesiest soft rock love songs too.

Though many commenters have great suggestions like "Loving You", Firefall, James Taylor, "Easy" by the Commodores!

Thanks for posting the list!

Posted by: Linda at 06/06/07 9:49 AM | Reply
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where is randy crawford's "One Hello"!

Posted by: dan at 06/06/07 5:00 PM | Reply
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or sergio mendez's "Rainbows End"

Posted by: dan at 06/06/07 5:02 PM | Reply
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how's that?

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That ain't so sax Chuck Mangione's playing. That's a flugelhorn, dammit.

Posted by: Brian at 06/06/07 7:01 PM | Reply
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Decent list with a lame Top 10. There is no question that "Seasons In the Sun" should have been No. 1. "Goodbye Michelle it's hard to die when all the birds are signing in the sky..." Hello. Those are with question the sappiest lyrics EVER! Whoever came up with this list should be fired.

Posted by: spud at 06/07/07 12:28 AM | Reply
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Steely Dan's "Reelin In The Years" should be on there

Posted by: Soul at 06/07/07 12:43 AM | Reply
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and Eagles "Hotel California" should be there too.

Posted by: Soul at 06/07/07 12:49 AM | Reply
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That sax piece is from George Michael's song, sorry. Sad but true.

Posted by: Sweet Jo at 06/07/07 9:52 AM | Reply
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George Michael - Careless Whisper
Sax song

Posted by: Sweet JoJo at 06/07/07 10:05 AM | Reply
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Yeah! "Peace Train". What an idealistic piece of bleeding heart shite. What is the "Peace Train?" Where do you buy tickets to ride it? How do you board it? That's it! there's the answer to war, poverty and racism! Just ride on the Peace Train! Why didn't I think of that?

Posted by: Bad Musician at 06/07/07 2:41 PM | Reply
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What in the world happened to "Time After Time" by Cyndi Lauper or "Faithfully" by Journey???

Posted by: Kat W. at 06/07/07 3:39 PM | Reply
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Maybe all the songs had to be #1 hits. How could they leave out BeeGees "How Can You Mend a Broken Heart"?

Posted by: Paul at 06/09/07 10:43 AM | Reply
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I sure wish Jonathan Coulton's creeeeeeepy "Soft Rocked by Me" was on there.

Posted by: johnmoe at 06/09/07 1:39 PM | Reply
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NO Ameriac, or Ambrosia ?? COME ON !!

Posted by: eddie pod at 06/09/07 8:51 PM | Reply
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Has no one ever heard Beth by KISS !!!! I was sure it was in the top 5!!!

Posted by: m2t2 at 06/09/07 11:50 PM | Reply
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No Bob Seger...Night Moves! Sad

Posted by: Marty at 06/10/07 9:46 AM | Reply
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If you're going to go with the Eagles, you gotta pick "Desperado." That's some cowboy softness (which is all the rage these days).

Posted by: ewokwarrior at 06/11/07 3:12 PM | Reply
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Only 1 Chicago song is a crime. Because of that band, I used to think that city had to be the softest and smoothest and mellowest place on earth.

Posted by: thekayman at 06/11/07 3:28 PM | Reply
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Awesome. I have one thing to say about Softsational (and Yacht Rock, for that matter): more, more, more.

Posted by: joeboo at 06/11/07 3:34 PM | Reply
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What about Dan Fogelberg? Longer! Leader of the Band! Same Old Lang Syne!

Posted by: Jim at 06/13/07 8:56 PM | Reply
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No Little River Band? Cool Change should be number one with a bullet.

Posted by: tle at 06/14/07 10:46 AM | Reply
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I agree with Jim - No Fogelberg?!??

I think these woiuld be good candidates too:

Basia - Time And Tide
Billy Paul - Me And Mrs. Jones
Bruce Hornsby & The Range - Mandolin Rain
Commodores - Easy
Double - Captain Of Her Heart
Earth Wind And Fire - After The Love Has Gone
England Dan and John Ford Coley - I'd Really Love To See You Tonight
Genesis - In Too Deep
Herb Alpert - Rise
James Taylor - Shower The People
Jim Croce - Time In A Bottle
Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out
Leo Sayer - When I Need You
Little River Band - Lady
Looking Glass - Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)
Michael Murphy - Wildfire
Raydio - You Can't Change That
Rick Astley - Hopelessly or Cry For Help
Rod Stewart - Tonight's The Night
Starbuck - Moonlight Feels Right
Tracy Chapman - Fast Car

Excellent pick for #1, though. C-Cross rules!

Posted by: Steve at 06/14/07 11:02 AM | Reply
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dont stop believin? journey, definetly better than open arms

or here i go again? whitesnake

Posted by: aad at 06/18/07 9:13 PM | Reply
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From what I understand, the term "Soft Rock" is specific to the era after '60s "Pop" music developed several sub-genres, including "Soft Rock", but before the development in the '80s of the "Adult Contemporary" classification. To my mind, Soft Rock has elements of Folk, Blues, and Country. For this reason, I disagree with the inclusion of people like Richard Marx or Michael Bolton (Adult Contemporary), as well as rockers like Journey or Extreme (a power ballad or two does not make an artist "softsational").

That being said, I agree with many of you who liked the choice of an artist, but not the song chosen. For example, Jason's comment on the use of Phil Collins' "One More Night" rather than "Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)" was dead on.

It would have been nice to see this list based on viewer voting, with songs being restricted to those released between 1970 and, say, 1985. Just reading the suggestions here makes me think that a much more sensible list could be created.

By the way, put me down for "Please Come To Boston" by Dave Loggins

Posted by: Heretic at 06/25/07 1:46 AM | Reply
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No Bryan Adams,
I thought for sure either "Heaven" or "Everything I do, I do it for you" would make the top 10.

Posted by: Kevin Brockway at 06/25/07 4:00 PM | Reply
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Wasn't very impressed with the list. They could have mentioned some foreigner or another great Journey song, Faithfully. I think Journey should have been an easy top 5 contender. BAD JOB VH1!!! BAD!!

Posted by: Brandon at 06/25/07 7:06 PM | Reply
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...FLEETWOOD MAC...
So many great soft rock songs

Posted by: Chris at 06/25/07 9:38 PM | Reply
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Having My Baby by Paul Anka. That is my number one sap-sational, I mean soft-sational song. Along with anything by Ambrosia.

Posted by: RadioWench at 07/02/07 11:46 PM | Reply
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i am not complaining i loved the list i can come up with a ton of songs that aren't on there as well however that doesn't make me feel cooler O.K.? More air time for the Donnas I agree. I swore the song "Without You" was on the show but it's not on this list!!! Who sang it?

Posted by: magdalene swift at 07/15/07 6:06 AM | Reply
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The lack of Alan Parson Project's "Eye in the Sky" is most troubling to Rickey Henderson. French people love the hell out of that song, and Rickey Henderson thinks that this tune is the damn-near smoothest, slickest song this side of "Smooth Operator".

Posted by: Rickey Henderson at 07/21/07 7:17 PM | Reply
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Here are some more most would have to agree with. How about Elton John (Someone Saved My Life Tonight), Stevie Wonder (Ribbon In The Sky, etc.), Geno Vanelli (I Just Wanta Stop For Your Love), and John Denver's music. Those above definitely should have been in the top 20 IMHO.

Posted by: Michael at 08/15/07 10:27 PM | Reply
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there was a song in the intro to the special that has a sax in it. Its not "Feels So Good". infact, it wasent even included in the list but i heard it in the begining. Anyone know this song, im in dying need of the name.

Posted by: _Imagine_ at 08/20/07 2:15 AM | Reply
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I think "Into the night" by Benny Mardones should be on this list.

Posted by: Laura Sol at 09/13/07 11:14 PM | Reply
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i want to know the same as _Imagine_. What is that sax song

Posted by: JJ at 02/27/08 7:45 PM | Reply
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More than words #35?! Bullshit...

Posted by: tico47 at 03/16/08 5:09 PM | Reply
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I FINALLY FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! The soaring Saxaphone piece:
Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street

:D

Posted by: !!!! at 04/16/08 10:32 PM | Reply
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I FINALLY FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!! The soaring saxaphone pice:
Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street
:D

Posted by: !!!! at 04/16/08 10:38 PM | Reply
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HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bobby Goldsboro, where is that one?????

Posted by: steve pawn at 04/24/08 8:15 PM | Reply
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What about "Beth," by Kiss ???

Posted by: Doug at 06/11/08 2:21 AM | Reply
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SULTANS OF SWING by DIRE STRAITS....

Posted by: sanket bhavsar at 10/20/08 1:36 AM | Reply
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