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New Santa Video - "Trapped In The CLAUSet"

R. Kelly's twelve-part hip-hopera ain't got shit on a raging Santa. All you need to know about the story is in this line: "Now all I can picture is that red nose between my lady's thighs." And Santa's got a Beretta. The cliffhangers are classic -- watch one, your in for all three. Check Part Two and Three for the full blast of blasphemy. And don't show your young, Xmas loving cousins. (via Idolator)

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first two parts were pretty hilarious, seems they ran outta material after that, jesus and a bong, and THREESOMES? naw thanks

Posted by: jimm at 12/08/06 11:32 AM | Reply
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Stupid.

Posted by: Spencer at 12/08/06 12:25 PM | Reply
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i'd make one about mohammed on ramadan but my whole family would have to go underground. which one is the religion of peace again? i forgot.

Posted by: yomomma at 12/08/06 12:28 PM | Reply
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Meh ...

Posted by: John at 12/09/06 2:30 AM | Reply
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Yomamma...what you scared of then...like what you gotta fearlosing. If it's your life for making a video about Mohammed and Ramadan...should your God protect you? Talk about all powerful. Put you money where you mouth is!

Posted by: Gimmeabrkplez at 12/27/06 6:11 AM | Reply
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Yomamma...what are you scared of then...like what you gotta fear losing. If it's your life for making a video about Mohammed and Ramadan...shouldn't your God protect you? Talk about all powerful. Put your money where you mouth is! BTW...the video was funny...waiting for more chapters

Posted by: gimmeabrkplez at 12/27/06 6:21 AM | Reply
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