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https://twitter.com/jordaneasland this might motivate me to clean my twitter house and get back in the game to some degree (UGH tho)
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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
well, when god closes a videogum, he opens a wahhhh whyyyyyyyiiiieeee waahyyyyyyy i'm seriously going to have a devastatingly large hole in my internet world after this
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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
wait was that an ad for a lawyer, or a trailer for some kind of boondock saints 3?
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February 3, 2014 on This Lawyer’s Ad Was The Best Super Bowl Ad
wisconsin kids represeeennnt Also, I have a family story that is tangentially related-- My grandmother and her sisters had borrowed their parents' car to go out for a night of drinking, as they often did. A snow storm kicked up while they were out, and on their way home, the car got stuck in a thick patch of snow that had collected on the road. The girls were able to get the car most of the way unstuck, but not QUITE clear. Searching for something to give the car enough traction, they used the only thing they could find: the ashes of their recently deceased uncle, which were still in an urn in the car's trunk. and that's how i was taught to carry a bag of kitty litter in the trunk during the winter!
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January 29, 2014 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
the pukes of hazard
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January 23, 2014 on Best New Party Game: Sick Movies!
being that it was a made-for-TV movie, they had to settle for morally ambiguous golemancy instead
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January 23, 2014 on Updating Tyra Banks’s Life-Size Sequel For 2014!
did you hear about pluto? that's messed up, right?
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January 22, 2014 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Sauce at Taco Bell Afterwards
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January 13, 2014 on Best New Party Game: Golden Globes Movies
my parents have a cat and corgi duo that pulls something like this. if nobody is around, the cat will sometimes jump up on the counter and toss food scraps from the compost tin down to his stubby lil buddy. he also once knocked a nest of baby robins out of a tree so that he and the corgi could nosh them down together (wahhhh... but also kind of morbidly cute). i like that cat, so i'm glad that when our dog overlords come to power they will probably spare him for his usefulness.
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January 10, 2014 on A Glimpse Into Life Post-Dog Uprising
james gandolfini was robbed
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January 10, 2014 on The 2014 People’s Choice Awards
i'm pretty sure La Toya Jackson on The Apprentice was a more legit accountant than that
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January 10, 2014 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
baby ocelot you are the best, but your zoo needs to learn how to choose music that isn't oddly tense!
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January 8, 2014 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
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January 7, 2014 on Awwww, Poor Michael Bay?
i guess what i'm trying to say is elizabeth olsen i love you, love is forever fan love you
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December 30, 2013 on Crushes Of 2013
i'm quite pleased, but also... i don't know why elizabeth olsen hasn't been a shoe-in two years running :(
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December 30, 2013 on Crushes Of 2013
i feel like Mr Guinea Pig Watches The Rain could be the title of a perfectly viable Charlie Kaufman project
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December 28, 2013 on Favorite Animal Videos Of 2013
worry about yourself!
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December 28, 2013 on The Gummy Awards: Your Top 10 Viral Videos Of 2013
"I don't have your money. It's in Tom's startup... and Fred's startup."
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November 19, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Updated It’s A Wonderful Life
all that power has gone to his ass, which was only able to sate itself by swallowing his head
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November 7, 2013 on The Perfect Crime: Wearing A Purse To School?