1mitation_crabmeat2

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his assistants name is Hanz Deiter Flick... its too bad he wasn't picking his nose because his name is a booger-joke-goldmine (goldmine... hehe)
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July 5, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: German Soccer Manager Joachim Loew Picking His Nose During A Game
I think I've got a thumbsdowner stalking me...
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May 27, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: ‘Gum Bowl Edition
No, someone should have told her to audition AS a shapeshifting robot.
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May 27, 2010 on Heidi Montag’s Transformers 3 Audition
none of the orderlies wanted to spoil the fun and tell them the TV was actually behind them.
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May 26, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: ‘Gum Bowl Edition
do people really say "dush-bag" in Texas?
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May 26, 2010 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Criminal Minds Finale Fan
Whats with the downvotes? Are we not saying that these guys are Pro-lanski?
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May 21, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Xavier Beauvois’s Cool New T-Shirt
I've seen Gummo. And Kids. And Mister Lonely. Kids was the only one reasonably good, and that is because he didn't direct it. The others... well, lets just leave it with this: the guy is a literal brain-fart masquerading as an artist. I don't really pay much attention to people who come up with elaborate reasons justifying their creative laziness. "Life is plotless, so my movies are too". That is a cop out, pure and simple. If that was a legitimate reason, then his movies would actually be very lifelike. They're not. In fact, they're completely un-lifelike. The lack of plot is a lack of dedication to the writing process.
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May 21, 2010 on Harmony Korine On Harmony Korine
I propose a documentary about Stephen Baldwin making a documentary about Kevin Costner saving the Gulf of Mexico? Directed by James Franco, narrated by Winnebago man.
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May 21, 2010 on Headline Of The Day
I'm fairly sure videotape was still the primary means of recording a low budget film back in 97... not a deliberate artistic choice. TV Carnage, Everything Is Terrible, and Tim & Eric are major players in the VHS aesthetic these days... so yes, using it in 2010 and saying it was on purpose is very much riding the wave of Tim & Eric.
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May 20, 2010 on Harmony Korine On Harmony Korine
gelatio
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May 20, 2010 on Fixing The Eat, Pray, Love Poster
Money? Harmony Korine doesn't need money! Haven't you heard? Paper money is so plebeian.
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May 20, 2010 on Harmony Korine On Harmony Korine
China Harvest: what's a kidney when you're skating doubles with the lord?
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May 20, 2010 on Flight Attendants For Christ Is Real
"give me back my kid...ney!" - Harrison Ford as Shanalin Hart in "China Harvest"
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May 20, 2010 on Flight Attendants For Christ Is Real
wait until he finds out about Transformers 3 http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3007/meganfoxflowercopy.jpg
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May 20, 2010 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy: Unleash The Katana
I'm not saying that Tim & Eric is shitty. I'm saying that he's lifting their VHS stylings.
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May 20, 2010 on Harmony Korine On Harmony Korine
I thought he was going to open the box with with his Cold Steel Great Sword.
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May 20, 2010 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy: Unleash The Katana
This guy thinks he's an original thinker when all he's really doing is making a shitty mashup of Jackass and Tim & Eric.
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May 20, 2010 on Harmony Korine On Harmony Korine
"I just don’t see life having plots." okay. true, but on the flip side... do you see marauding bands of old people fucking garbage cans and felating tree-limbs?
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May 20, 2010 on Harmony Korine On Harmony Korine
TRANSFORMERS 3: Rosemary's Baby Robot
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May 20, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Transformers 3 Will Be Awful No Matter Who Is In It
can we forget that this one ever happened?
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May 19, 2010 on Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies