A Serious Monster

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You could never the Pin him down. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CahFaiTy14k/SNJV3pKAeqI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/jX8sLgkZNVQ/s400/brick03160606.jpg
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March 16, 2011 on When Bad Trampoline Accidents Happen To Good People – One Monster’s Story
I got so excited about this that I smashed my little finger with a heavy book. I'll be sending you the bill, Shell.
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March 16, 2011 on The Fourth Spring Jam of 2011: The Chris-P’s “You Are Tearing Me Apart (Lisa)”
Frank, Frank... Mans likes his Skechers, but he LOVES his Battle: Los Angeles.
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March 14, 2011 on What is the HTML for “Vomit”?: A Review of Battle: Los Angeles
Another hedgehog fact: I love them. And a quick A Serious Monster fact: my birthday is coming up. Why do I mention it? No reason. Absolutely no hedgehog reason.
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March 14, 2011 on A Hedgehog Reviews Battle: Los Angeles
Yeahhhhhhh. Also, Kenan might not be the best suited person to play Holly Robinson Peete. Why again does SNL not hire more (or, currently, any) women of color? Wouldn't they like, at the very least, to avoid these sorts of awkward situations?
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March 14, 2011 on Saturday Night Live Open Thread
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March 14, 2011 on Das Unheimliche
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March 14, 2011 on Das Unheimliche
(I don't really hate Taco.) (But it's also not like Moonlighting.) (And at first I thought you meant Moonstruck, but then I looked up Moonlighting.) (So no, probably, on the under-30 question.)
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March 14, 2011 on Das Unheimliche
Not all tension is sexual tension, FLW. Sometimes people just hate each other.
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March 14, 2011 on Das Unheimliche
Ugh, Taco, Spiderman is a PHOTOGRAPHER in his off-time, not a NOVELIST. Please check your http://www.pantego.com/files/FACTS%20Tuition/FACTS%20logo%20compressed.jpg
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March 14, 2011 on Das Unheimliche
I wanted to reply to this with a picture of an android strangling another android, or a ventriloquist dummy strangling a ventriloquist dummy, or a dummy strangling an android, or a zombie strangling a dummy, or. Anyway, the point is, Google doesn't work. Let's abolish it.
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March 14, 2011 on Das Unheimliche
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March 14, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Mans
Also, I'm pretty sure: http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x464/asm3733/Screenshot2011-03-14at64654AM.png
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March 14, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Mans
That's derogatory and anti-intellectual.
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March 14, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Mans
I am so sorry you gave yourself food poisoning this weekend! Are you feeling better?
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March 14, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Mans
I don't want to pick on you, R2D2, or any commenter, but here are a few things that are frankly fucking ridiculous: 1) Upskirt photography existing. 2) Upskirt photography getting posted to this blog, which is usually not a total cesspool. 3) The idea that anyone's frivolous hatred of Gwyneth Paltrow justifies treating her this way (laughing about this, objectifying her, making jokes that reduce her to a cunt--the body part, not the misogynistic insult). 4) Telling people to lighten up when they point out that something is fucked up. What is so terrible about people saying "this is the worst" if they think this is the worst? 5) Calling objections moralistic when they are just moral. This list is by no means exhaustive.
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January 25, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt
Winwood, do you know that there is porn on the internet? And generally (I hope) the women in it have consented to being seen naked by strangers. Or is it less fun if the women consent?
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January 25, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt
Also, "A national euthanasia is occurring!" is my new catchphrase.
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January 25, 2011 on Why We Need A Christian Dictator
I like how sometimes the words appear next to him in an unconventional order, like "doomed to failure" instead being "failure to doomed." Actually, I like this whole thing. I am a fan of this video.
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January 25, 2011 on Why We Need A Christian Dictator
Is it possible for me to downvote this entire post?
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January 25, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt
Looking FORWARD to the sequel. Ah, fuck it.
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January 25, 2011 on The Sunset Limited Trailer, You Guys
I'm looking to the sequel, The Sunrise Limited, which will come out nine years from now and follow Samuel L. Jackson and Tommy Lee Jones through a romantic afternoon in Paris. #linklatergum?
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January 25, 2011 on The Sunset Limited Trailer, You Guys
"Apparently, the highest compliment our culture grants artists nowadays is to be in an ad — ideally, naked and purring on the hood of a new car. I have adamantly and repeatedly refused this dubious honor." --Tom Waits (ABQTW.)
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January 24, 2011 on What Is The Iconic Image Of The 2011 Sundance Film Festival?
Who knows a good karaoke place? I think hotspur might have told me the name of a place, but it was very late, and I was very, very drunk.
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January 21, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
The most important question: when are we doing this again?
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January 21, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Whoa, cool! Did Africa become a monolith? I missed that very exciting and important news story.
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January 21, 2011 on Today’s Forecast Isn’t Looking Good