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You could never the Pin him down. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CahFaiTy14k/SNJV3pKAeqI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/jX8sLgkZNVQ/s400/brick03160606.jpg
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March 16, 2011 on When Bad Trampoline Accidents Happen To Good People – One Monster’s Story
I really loved this post, Shell. Thanks.
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March 16, 2011 on When Bad Trampoline Accidents Happen To Good People – One Monster’s Story
I got so excited about this that I smashed my little finger with a heavy book. I'll be sending you the bill, Shell.
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March 16, 2011 on The Fourth Spring Jam of 2011: The Chris-P’s “You Are Tearing Me Apart (Lisa)”
Frank, Frank... Mans likes his Skechers, but he LOVES his Battle: Los Angeles.
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March 14, 2011 on What is the HTML for “Vomit”?: A Review of Battle: Los Angeles
Another hedgehog fact: I love them. And a quick A Serious Monster fact: my birthday is coming up. Why do I mention it? No reason. Absolutely no hedgehog reason.
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March 14, 2011 on A Hedgehog Reviews Battle: Los Angeles
Your mom is my hero.
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March 14, 2011 on Perhaps Our Parents Just Want Us Dead
Yeahhhhhhh. Also, Kenan might not be the best suited person to play Holly Robinson Peete. Why again does SNL not hire more (or, currently, any) women of color? Wouldn't they like, at the very least, to avoid these sorts of awkward situations?
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March 14, 2011 on Saturday Night Live Open Thread
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March 14, 2011 on Das Unheimliche
http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x464/asm3733/Screenshot2011-03-14at73042AM.png
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March 14, 2011 on Das Unheimliche
(I don't really hate Taco.) (But it's also not like Moonlighting.) (And at first I thought you meant Moonstruck, but then I looked up Moonlighting.) (So no, probably, on the under-30 question.)
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March 14, 2011 on Das Unheimliche
Not all tension is sexual tension, FLW. Sometimes people just hate each other.
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March 14, 2011 on Das Unheimliche
Ugh, Taco, Spiderman is a PHOTOGRAPHER in his off-time, not a NOVELIST. Please check your http://www.pantego.com/files/FACTS%20Tuition/FACTS%20logo%20compressed.jpg
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March 14, 2011 on Das Unheimliche
I wanted to reply to this with a picture of an android strangling another android, or a ventriloquist dummy strangling a ventriloquist dummy, or a dummy strangling an android, or a zombie strangling a dummy, or. Anyway, the point is, Google doesn't work. Let's abolish it.
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March 14, 2011 on Das Unheimliche
http://www.lakupo.com/qu/ghacks/userpics/philippe-hugs.jpg
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March 14, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Mans
Also, I'm pretty sure: http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x464/asm3733/Screenshot2011-03-14at64654AM.png
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March 14, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Mans
That's derogatory and anti-intellectual.
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March 14, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Mans
I am so sorry you gave yourself food poisoning this weekend! Are you feeling better?
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March 14, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Mans
roast beef curtains
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March 14, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Mans
I don't want to pick on you, R2D2, or any commenter, but here are a few things that are frankly fucking ridiculous: 1) Upskirt photography existing. 2) Upskirt photography getting posted to this blog, which is usually not a total cesspool. 3) The idea that anyone's frivolous hatred of Gwyneth Paltrow justifies treating her this way (laughing about this, objectifying her, making jokes that reduce her to a cunt--the body part, not the misogynistic insult). 4) Telling people to lighten up when they point out that something is fucked up. What is so terrible about people saying "this is the worst" if they think this is the worst? 5) Calling objections moralistic when they are just moral. This list is by no means exhaustive.
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January 25, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt
Winwood, do you know that there is porn on the internet? And generally (I hope) the women in it have consented to being seen naked by strangers. Or is it less fun if the women consent?
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January 25, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt