Abacus Finch

Comments from Abacus Finch

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the driver of the bus to Garbage Town.
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September 27, 2012 on No More Questions From Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Please!
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August 31, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
"He left me. He left me!" - Her "But that's not what I'm gonna do!" - 2nd husband
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June 12, 2012 on OK, Jurassic Park Wedding Proposal, You Got Me
This movie was made much worse for me by the fact that the IMAX projector broke. So as they're racing back to Prometheus with the storm cloud on their heels, the projector crapped out and we were sent home with free passes. After eight hours of flipping out over how gorgeous and thrilling and immersive Prometheus was, my girlfriend and I headed back to the theater to continue this excellent movie! But this time, we got to watch the whole thing. And we discovered that the projector broke around the point the movie stopped being good... I left that theater very angry.
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June 11, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: Prometheus
It's trickier with Hulu since they are owned by the content owners, but the thing all the whiners overlook is this: Netflix, Hulu, etc., would LOVE to have every show and movie available to everyone regardless of their cable or satellite subscription. That would mean they could charge more for ads. We all got mad at Netflix when their library started sucking but that's because we got lucky initially. The content owners didn't see the same value in streaming as Netflix and licensed their stuff cheap. They wised up, and demanded more. So much more that Netflix couldn't license them without drastically raising subscription fees or keep the subscriber cost the same and not make much of a profit. So which is it? Do you want your steaming shows or do you want to pay next to nothing? It can't be both. It was for a time, but not anymore.
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May 3, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The One Where Gabe And Kelly Fight About Hulu
TV used to be free because there were only four channels and the internet didn't exist and the 50 million people watching a single show didn't have the option of fast-forwarding through the commercials.
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May 3, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The One Where Gabe And Kelly Fight About Hulu
Are you on vacation or are you transported to another world? WHICH IS IT?
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April 19, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Ad For A Restaurant
What's that movie where Jackie Chan plays a shadow of his former self?
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February 6, 2012 on Best New Party Game 62: “What’s That Movie?”
I think that's exactly it. It's less the subject matter and more the David Milch dialogue that's dense and unwelcoming. I grew up around horses and horse racing and I didn't know what anyone was talking about half the time.
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January 30, 2012 on Hey, Let’s Talk About Luck
It's like an ice cream company owning a weight loss company. Oh wait...that one's actually true. Fuck.
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January 17, 2012 on Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole
Mission: Impossible, Maybe For You It Is
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December 21, 2011 on Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles
Any unseen films on "best of 2011" lists that are also on Netflix Instant like: Meek's Cutoff, 13 Assassins, Buck, Uncle Boonmee, The Arbor, Poetry, & Cave of Forgotten Dreams. Also, Home Alone 2.
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December 21, 2011 on Wait, What IS Your Holiday Vacation Viewing List?
Can this be used with my Better Marriage Blanket?
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December 19, 2011 on That’s Your Pillow: Booty Pillow
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December 15, 2011 on The Videogum Holiday Party Open Thread
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December 14, 2011 on Geek Love Is On TLC This Weekend, May Be Garbage
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November 18, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
There, but for the grace of God, goes your mom
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November 10, 2011 on NSFW: “Me And My Mom Dancing To My Neck My Back”
Also: Crowd surfing bed bug! http://i.imgur.com/1SJIs.png
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November 4, 2011 on Basically Everything About Last Night’s Episode Of Conan
I ran into Ann Coulter at JFK once. She was the nicest anyone has ever been to me at an airport. Also, she had the hands of an 80 year old woman.
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November 2, 2011 on Ann Coulter Should Have Rested Her Garbage Case About Black People!
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October 28, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I guess the Cain Train stops in Lexington, Kentucky. Deputy Art Mullen, noooooo!
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October 27, 2011 on Herman Cain Continues To Kill It In The Campaign Ad Game
That video really takes me back. To 2005. When my roommate spent a week painting out Crazy Frog's genitals.
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October 26, 2011 on Who Should Play Axel Foley’s Son In The Beverly Hills Cop TV Show?
Well shit. This: http://i.imgur.com/P9TUV.jpg
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October 19, 2011 on Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails
The Office (UK) is one of the greatest television shows of all time and I enjoyed Extras. But he's totally insufferable now. It sunk in for me when I watched his horrible episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. I don't know what happened to the man but I wish it could be undone. I'm not getting rid of his record though: http://p.twimg.com/AcEjY46CAAAy84X.jpg
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October 19, 2011 on Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails
Things that make you go http://p.twimg.com/AbawkmDCIAASIHQ.jpg
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October 11, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Hank Williams Jr.
Did everyone go online and purchase driving gloves immediately after seeing this movie? That wasn't just me, right?
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September 19, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: Drive