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It has to be Bizarro Chris Hansen. http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d7/Chips_Handon.jpg
I like how none of the judges are from the USA. Mandel is Canadian, and Sharon Osborne and Piers "Morgan" Moron are both Brits.
Same here, pardner. I wish I lived in the US so I could go to one of their upcoming shows.
I upvoted you because I assumed you were making some kind of pun with the words "beef" and "sour".
Sorbet-by Geniuses 2: Super Sorbet-bies
Pirates of the Carob Bean
Or the Freamon, which involves sitting inside and making model furniture.
Dibs on being on Brother Mouzone's team
On another note, this shit is insane. I didn't know it was socially acceptable, let alone commercially sensible to make a music video in which you play the part of A NAZI BEING GANGBANGED BY OTHER NAZIS. No wonder these conspiracy nuts think Lady Gaga's some kind of Illuminati Satanist drone.
You must now go and watch sports and think about females in order to re-establish equilibrium
"Hey Lady Gaga, 1995 called, they want this video back!" Gabe, you misspelt "song"
I always thought he looked like salmon
Let the downvotes hit the.... BLERRRRGGHHHHHH* * that was me vomiting at the thought of that song
Supposed to be a reply to Gangy. Hurr Durr
He also has the characteristic Pedo-Smile
Actually, i would feel guilty about winning with this since I didn't make it. I know you're not the type of people who reward shameless copy-pasting.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/99/Keanu_is_hungry.jpg
He typed, bracing for a shitstorm from Mac-using 'Gummies
I bet Larry David is making faux pas in all kinds of expensive restaurants right now
This video must have cost an ARM AND A LEG to make! Right guys? Am i right? guys?
Come to McDonalds, children. We will not judge you like your father. Let us be your new father. You can be as gay as you want, as long as you let us shovel crap in your mouth.
For the record: I think that anybody who uses the words "epic", "fail", "pwn" or "win" in any sense other than the ones described in the Oxford English Dictionary (or, in the case of "pwn", at all) is an annoying moron who should be made to take a vow of silence until they stop being such an idiot.
I was excited about the movie until I saw the tagline: "An epic of epic epicness" LOOK, YOU GUYS! A COMIC BOOK ADAPTATION WITH VIDEO-GAME STYLE FIGHT SCENES AND STUPID INTERNET SLANG! WE'RE SO NERDY OLOOLLOLOLOL
He's Canadian apparently, so with a bit of a stretch you might be able to make that joke anyway.
Not really related, but every time anyone mentions "2001: A Space Odyssey" I feel the urge to go on and on about how great it is. All through the last half hour of it, my mouth was agape, and I didn't even realise until the closing credits.
Who ate Leland Palmer's cookies? He's very upset.
Fuckin' pussy. "My forehead hurts!" What this kid needs is a good beating, get him to experience pain.
I had been noticing the huge quantity of comments coming from you today.
I like how he felt the need to close his blinds even though he's putting it up on the internet for all the world to see.
What a fucking pointless piece of video. I can't believe they'd insult my intelligence by thinking I want to watch a show based on seeing some guys standing around looking like assholes.
Actually, I think MF DOOM has held that title since ODB's death.
I didn't watch this because I'm currently a few episodes into the second season of Twin Peaks and I don't want any spoilers. True story.