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In season 2 there might be a dude who runs out of his thyroid medication and becomes really super sleepy.
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August 6, 2013 on A Guess At What Happened On Under The Dome Last Night
So happy that I hadn't seen anything to spoil the surprise of the Red Wedding and I'm so happy that I am enough of an idiot not to have seen it coming despite of all the clues. I actually even heard that something referred to as the Red Wedding would take place at the end of this season, but I STILL didn't connect the dots until I saw the chainmail. You simply can't spoil Game of Thrones for me! I am way too dumb! And how wonderful that is.
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June 3, 2013 on Game Of Thrones Open Thread (No Offense, Mad Men)
"Oh, wow, you're Gwyneth Paltrow." - Something Gwyneth also tells herself whenever she catches her own reflection in the mirror, in the rear view mirror, in a store-front window, or really just about any given moment of the day no matter the situation, sometimes even as she wakes up in the middle of the night.
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April 24, 2013 on Hollywood’s Most Hated Celebrity Also The World’s Most Beautiful Woman?
I wanted Drake to destroy SOMETHING, but I guess he only does faces.
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April 23, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Amanda Bynes AKA Ms. Cool Disguise
Dave Days? What days are we talking about here? ...FRIDAYS!? Thank you for your time.
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April 23, 2013 on You Can Just Do Whatever You Want
Kelly, what exactly do you mean by "those people?" ...Oh, those people. Ew.
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April 23, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
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April 19, 2013 on Don’t Even Worry, Guys, The World Is Still Spinning
It's easy to be this hardass orator when you don't even have to magine that your audience is in their underwear.
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April 15, 2013 on The World Is Made Up Of A Billion Ladies Football League Locker Room Temper Tantrums
Pretty sure Louis C.K. is doing this to get back at Videogum for dropping the Louis C.K. promise.
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April 12, 2013 on Terry Richardson Is Just America’s Photographer Now, Ladies
You can have Dirt Loder. #muddingjokes
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April 10, 2013 on Buckwild Producer Makes Strong Case For Canceling MTV
Remember when the M in MTV used to mean something? I think it was mudding.
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April 10, 2013 on Buckwild Producer Makes Strong Case For Canceling MTV
Good points. I'd also like to say that it's not as if we have some meaningful, emotional connection with the fates and lives of the characters in AD. There's no epic story that will be messed up by a continuation. If it's bad it will be because if bad jokes that fall flat and that probably won't make us enjoy the great old stuff any less. Unless perhaps the worst case scenario occurs where they just make continous references and rehashes of the old jokes and that somehow waters out the originals. But I don't know, I laughed every time Gob said "C'mon" and I probably would even if the show was just Gob saying "C'mon" a lot. There's a good risk the show isn't as funny, but I'll take that chance. It might be half as funny as the original and that'll make it twice as funny as anything on TV right now. I know, because I did the math and if you want I can show my work.
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April 10, 2013 on Are You For Sure Excited About New Arrested Development Episodes?
When she said, "I'm not lying," she was actually lying.
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April 9, 2013 on What Else Is Kim Kardashian Lying About?!?!
He's working on numerous other projects, all of which are under the working title Boys.
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April 4, 2013 on Christopher Abbott Leaves Girls, But What About Marnie?!
I think it's like a cowhide. He probably just went to get a bigger cowhide.
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March 1, 2013 on Whoops! Go Back To Bed, Everybody!
My parent's relationship.
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February 27, 2013 on What Structure From TV Or Film Would You Spend A Year Recreating In LEGOs?
At least the person in that video didn't sing All That Jazz.
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February 25, 2013 on Is There Life After The Oscars? (SPOILER ALERT: Only Kind Of)
I love that there's at least one show that's great that I don't have to worry about getting cancelled. 18 seasons of Game of Thrones!
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February 25, 2013 on Counterpoint: It Is Time To Admit That Game Of Thrones Is Inherently Great
I don't thrust this Billboard algorithm.
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February 21, 2013 on “Harlem Shake” Meme Is The #1 Song In The Country
Excuse me, where do you keep your Kacca? Oh, aisle 1? The KACCA aisle. Okay, thanks.
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February 4, 2013 on Smooth Move, Entire Rack Of Ex-Lax