alex ayala

Comments from alex ayala

Says the chick that makes her music on a MacBook and probably wrote this message from her iPhone that was probably paid by her rich ex and that Mercedes Benz ad she did with Tommy Genesis because nobody fucks with her music anymore.
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May 19, 2017 on M.I.A. Defends Julian Assange
You know that feeling when you politely ask your significant other to bring Popeyes but instead they come home with KFC? That feeling of disappointment when you see the bucket with the Colonel's face? That is the same feeling I get when I check Stereogum and see a band I like release a new song but I can only listen to that song on Apple Music (which I don't have). Maybe you guys prefer Apple Music over Spotify. Maybe this track is only on one service and not the other. Maybe you prefer KFC over Popeyes, regular fried chicken over spicy awesomeness, etc. Anyways, I still love you Stereogum.
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May 17, 2017 on Beach House – “Chariot”
Right now right nowww..
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May 11, 2017 on Haim – “Right Now”
Shout out to Sandy Lyle aka Philip Seymour Motherfucking Hoffman (R.I.P).
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May 10, 2017 on NBC Announces Jesus Christ Superstar Live Musical
I don't know why but in my head I was thinking I would hear "right now, right now". I don't even like that Haim song.
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May 4, 2017 on LCD Soundsystem – “Call The Police”
I'm not ashamed to comment that I screamed like a little girl when I saw this headline.
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May 4, 2017 on LCD Soundsystem Are Releasing Two New Songs At Midnight
It's like they had a winning formula and now they don't wanna stick with it. 0 for 2.
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May 3, 2017 on HAIM – “Want You Back”
Looking at Frank's facial expression, it seems like he's thinking he has reached his limit of public appearances for the time being. He has that "fuck y'all ima go back to making some boxes in my woodshop" face.
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May 2, 2017 on Met Gala 2017: The Tweets Are In!
I don't know man.. at the end of their elimination game, Russ just walked off the court without shaking the other teams hand. If voting is still allowed I bet people will take into account his attitude and the way he speaks to the press. He's like the post-shaq Kobe dealing with a terrible Lakers team and carrying them by himself while breaking records to keep his name relevant. I think Harden will end up getting the award.
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April 26, 2017 on Does Lil Uzi Vert Suck?
3 quick comments - 1) Ebro is one of the reasons why Power 105.1 is kicking Hot 97's ass. 2) Lil Uzi Vert is honestly hit or miss. 3) No way Westbrook wins MVP especially since OKC (as predicted) was eliminated last night.
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April 26, 2017 on Does Lil Uzi Vert Suck?
Indeed. Top 5 rappers right now? Cornrow Kenny, K.dot, Kung Fu Kenny aka Black Turtle, Mr. 1-5, oh and of course Kendrick Lamar Duckworth. Not in any specific order.
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April 24, 2017 on Kendrick Lamar Has The #1 Song In America
No disrespect to one of the G.O.A.T. cartoons of my childhood, Rugrats, but this kinda sounds like something Mark Mothersbaugh would make for the show.
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April 19, 2017 on “All Star” By Smash Mouth But All Instruments Are Bill O’Reilly Saying His Name
Fuck Geraldo Rivera.
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April 18, 2017 on Kendrick Lamar – “DNA” Video
It's gonna be great when we get the results for next week and Kung Fu Kenny removes these clowns from the #1 spot.
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April 16, 2017 on Chainsmokers Album Debuts At #1
I, I, I can't make it past track two. That part is so insane that it makes me wanna make a custom boxing robe and walk into my physics exam next week ready to pass that shit. Seriously though, this entire album is incredible. Forget that new Star Wars trailer and Easter weekend. New K.dot is here. Pray for Kendrick y'all.
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April 14, 2017 on Kendrick’s DAMN. Credits James Blake, Thundercat, & Greg Kurstin … But Who Is Bekon?
Pray for Kendrick y'all.
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April 13, 2017 on Comment Party: Kendrick Lamar DAMN.
Man... what if this is all a distraction from Trump Russian relations? Jared Kushner apparently met with Russians dozens of times but that news is receiving little attention. Meanwhile, Brian Williams is praising the attack of a base that Russia received warning about and cost over #93 million. An attack that was approved by a clown president that for years, as documented on Twitter, opposed Syrian involvement and has wanted to deny Syrian refugees to come to our country.
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April 7, 2017 on Brian Williams Criticized For Praising Syrian Air Strikes With Leonard Cohen Lyrics
FJM is probably relieved Kendrick didn't drop tonight. It would be like a repeat of when Radiohead shitted all over James Blake album release last year. This Kendrick album is gonna be so big that when it drops next week Wolf Blitzer is gonna give it breaking news status while crying tears of joy live on CNN. Political analysts and pundits will debate this albums significance and try to get a response from Trump after K.dot lyrically bitch slaps him and his dick measuring buddies.
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April 7, 2017 on New Kendrick Lamar Album Out Next Week, U2 Listed On Credits
Also, forgot to say that rumor on the streets is that Pope Francis is a K.dot stan and let him have his very own custom made cassock that he's wearing in this video and matching comfy slippers. Kendrick stays winning.
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March 30, 2017 on Kendrick Lamar – “HUMBLE.” Video
Any Kendrick slander will not be tolerated. This track makes me wanna drive to 711 in my bath robe, buy a slurpee, and then jump on my neighbors trampoline while playing this in the background.
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March 30, 2017 on Kendrick Lamar – “HUMBLE.” Video
Forget all this Kendrick vs Aubrey talk. Dude is trying to become a top 10 rapper and he's not even 30 yet. K.dot absolutely shitting on all these other guys. In a couple of years they're gonna look back and say "hey, that guy killed me on my own track".
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March 30, 2017 on Kendrick Lamar – “HUMBLE.” Video
I just wanted to say fuck Pitchfork for not giving Stereogum credit for posting Amber's statement that she shared with them first.
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March 28, 2017 on Amber Coffman Shares Statement About Her Departure From Dirty Projectors
Nobody and I mean no rapper, singer, or artist is at this man's level right now. Dude even inspired Moonlight Director Barry Jenkin's to put that Boris Gardner track that is sampled on Wesley's Theory from TPAB in the beginning of the film.
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March 24, 2017 on Kendrick Lamar – “The Heart Part 4″
If this was posted at 3:11 pm east coast time and Moscow is 7+ hours ahead then it was posted at 10:11 pm Moscow time. Now this video is 1 minute and 35 seconds long. Trump is the 45th president and was inaugurated around 12 pm. 1:35 + 45 + 12 rounds up to be 60 minutes. 10:11 - 60 minutes = 9:11. What. The. Fuck...
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March 22, 2017 on Vladimir Putin “Sings” Radiohead
I am not a fan of both Kesha and Dr. Luke's music and if the accusations against Dr. Luke are true then he is a piece of shit. But so far it seems like the courts are slowly siding with Luke. What if Kesha lied? What if she actually made a lot of this stuff up because she wasn't satisfied with the direction of her career prior to her legal battles with Dr. Luke? Her last hit was that Timber song with Pitbull from 2013 and that came out a year before all these accusations were made to the public. Nobody really knows what happened between them but I do hope Kesha somehow can prove these accusations. If she loses then that was a really fucked up thing to accuse someone of and also her legal fees will be ridiculous.
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March 21, 2017 on Kesha Experiences Another Setback In Lawsuit Against Dr. Luke
Jorja Smith is one of those SoundCloud gems that i found last summer and she is incredible. This was really awesome that Aubrey featured her on his new project. I never recommend music on here but if you guys get a chance it will be worth your time listening to her music.
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March 19, 2017 on Stream Drake More Life
If anyone were to create an interactive VR Taylor Swift I bet it would actually be like an evil secret ploy to get new material for her songs. Probably worse than Skynet (Swiftnet?).
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March 5, 2017 on Father John Misty – “Total Entertainment Forever”
Lyrics aside, 21 Savage is about as boring as a Christian youth rap concert. Remove the Metro Boomin beats and he sounds like someone who just woke up at 3 am to pick up a phone call. I bet even the older Jewish folks were wondering why the fuck the parents didn't try to reach out to Aubrey. Forget the kids and their questionable choices in music. Also, I predict all these Future copycat monotone rappers by the end of the year will become irrelevant. We reached peak Future on DS2 and after that his albums have been the same shit. I'm just glad there are other rappers in Atlanta that are in their own lanes and keeping that weirdo spirit that we associate with the city alive.
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February 26, 2017 on Watch 21 Savage Play Jake And Sydney’s B’nai Mitzvah