alfonz mephisto

Comments from alfonz mephisto

Done and done.
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September 10, 2012 on Amanda Bynes Is The New Ms. Cool Disguise
Today is my sister's birthday. I always thought that I was the cooler sibling because my birthday was Issac Hanson's half birthday. Boy, was I wrong.
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May 12, 2011 on Happy Birthday: Stephen Baldwin, Emilio Estevez, and Jason Biggs!
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May 11, 2011 on I Don’t Care If You’ve All Already Seen It; This Is Adorable
Meerkat Manor and Buffy are the only two complete series I own. That is all you will never need to know about me.
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May 10, 2011 on Baby Meerkats Can Do What They Want
There's no audible farting, but that one who shakes is whole body definitely left something behind him. He's got the look of the [adorably!!!!!] guilty.
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May 10, 2011 on Baby Meerkats Can Do What They Want
Insert 160 puns here:
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May 10, 2011 on RIP, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver’s Marriage
I heard he had a baby with some one else.
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May 10, 2011 on RIP, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver’s Marriage
This kid can't even count, why would I listen to him?
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May 10, 2011 on This Kid Just Understands Airplane Safety
He goes by Joseph Lawrence. Show some respect for a legend.
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April 28, 2011 on Donald Trump Secures The Powerful Joey Lawrence Endorsement
I wanted antonia to make it through just to see mike's face when he lost. "Me? Lose to a girl? That's unpossible" -Mike Isabella
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March 24, 2011 on Top Chef: All-Stars S01E15: The Endless Finale Of Our Discontent
Guilty Roswell lover...even after the switch to UPN... I'm so ashamed.
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March 22, 2011 on Wait, NBC Is Bringing The Marriage Ref Back?!
I think it's nice to see that the younger generation still has some respect for ritual sacrifice.
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March 11, 2011 on The Friday Morning Ritual
My favorite part was when the black babies and the white babies came together to worship/mock. It sends the right message about all inclusive faith.
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March 11, 2011 on The Friday Morning Ritual
I' never been. Now I want to go. Laugh all you want, internet, Sonia Productions Inc. wins again.
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March 10, 2011 on The Third Spring Jam Of 2011: Ligia Oancea’s “Vancouver”
My mom claims the first penis she ever saw was that belonging to a young hasidic man exposing himself on the A train. She claims it wasn't circumsized, leading to the number one unanswered question in the family: fake jew or fake foreskin?
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March 9, 2011 on New York, I Love You, But You’re Grossing Me Out
I'm confused. How does this show anything but a fundraiser trying to walk the balance between what the organization stands for, and what the cash money bling wants to hear? Exclusive! Caught on tape! Guy doing his job well while speaking the truth!
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March 9, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: The Tea Party IS Racist And There ARE A Lot Of Ignorant Americans
So that's what I've been doing wrong
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March 8, 2011 on How To Pick Up Topher Grace
so pandas are definitely black bears with white spots right? (racism)
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March 4, 2011 on Pandas Teach Us How To Dougie