Alleged Pimp

Comments from Alleged Pimp

Brokeback Mountain 2: Edge of Tweason.

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November 25, 2009 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Taylor Lautner And Robert Pattinson Kissing

The Shadow.

Seriously you guys.

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November 24, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Closer

What happened to the Russian Bimbo? Did she drown? I can’t sleep until this is addressed.
Also I spent half the movie with my mouth open in awe and the rest with it open with duh!

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November 16, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: 2012

Couples will retreat.

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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12

There will be a war of the stars.

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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12

This is brilliant.

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November 3, 2009 on Best New Party Game 10.5

Fanny Games

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November 3, 2009 on Best New Party Game 10

I thought Tim McManus was born bald!

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October 22, 2009 on thirtysomething: Nice Work If You Can Get It

I would like to quote Charlie Brooker if I may…

“Beck – who has the sort of rubbery, chucklesome face that should ideally be either a) cast as the goonish sidekick in a bad frat house sex comedy or b) painted on a toilet bowl so you could shit directly on to it – has become famous for crying live on air, indulging in paranoid conspiracy theorising, and labelling Obama a “racist” with “a deep-seated hatred for white people or white culture”.”

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October 16, 2009 on Glenn Beck Cries Because We Don’t Live In A Coke Commercial Anymore

I would hide in the garage if my name was Falcon.

Maybe it’s ironic that the family will be doing a lot of hiding from now on?

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October 16, 2009 on Falcon Heene Was In The Attic, And Now He Is Puking On TV

I have that exact same outfit.

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October 16, 2009 on Fine, The Falcon Heene “Pussification” Music Video

Say what you will about Kim’s “singing”, I’d rather watch her sing than Ashlee Simpson-Wentz.

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October 2, 2009 on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta S02E08: Who Disturbed Our Swamp?!

Ivana Newagent.

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September 30, 2009 on What Should Jessica Alba’s Awkward Meet The Fockers Name Be?

Is that Nick Nolte?

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September 10, 2009 on New Fever Ray Video – “Seven”

Are Uzi & Ari on there? If not, they should be.

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August 27, 2009 on Pitchfork’s 20 Greatest Songs Of The ’00s (And 15 Greatest Songs Of 2009 So Far)

Kim Bauer’s Next Door And Looking Fine!

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August 14, 2009 on Best New Party Game 6

What about Boglins? Remember them?

That would be kick ass!

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July 7, 2009 on View-Master: The Movie: Full Throttle