AO Scott has problems of his own. i saw that opening scene between Bruno and his assistant as Cohen pushing the boundaries of comedy. nothing more. was he cringing or laughing during those scenes?
my review: it blew away all of my mild expectations !! (after having seen Borat, you can't believe Cohen can surprise you anymore.) seriously. i have never wiped away so many Fun Tears in an 83-minute span. FUN.
yeah but why knowingly agree to marry a gay and douchebag combo? or why set up your beard to have to agree to that in front of a huge crowd at Disney World, in the first place? this is the new douchebag closet. thanks, YouTube.
looks fake (or too gay for a supposed hetero boy). the gayest place on Earth. even the straight marriage proposal are gay. that being said:
i didn't have the courage to go past a couple of minutes but she did end up recanting her answer, right? or she could've just walked away. he was clearly too busy enjoying the power of Disney Magic to ever notice, anyway.
there's something very twins-like about this poster. that's not to say i'm defending the Crap Quote Job. just something i noticed because of the random, accidental bipolar nature of the quotes.
can't wait for this film and i'm sure everyone involved knocks it out (and turincub is right, Oswalt was superb in Dollhouse) but this trailer feels rushed. the editing is all over the place. and the music. wow. they couldn't get Nickelback to score the thing? too conventional and vanilla, which i'm sure the film isn't.
US Parkinson's wouldn't be as violent, though.
us Canucks, on the other hand, love hockey--hence, Parkinson's Fight Club. you weren't supposed to see that.
ps. brilliant ad.
Penis on a stick should be a catch phrase.
our moms can even use it at some point to denote frustration or anger.
maybe Mitchell Hurwitz can even incorporate the phrase in the never-happening-but-hoping-it-is-for-real Arrested Development movie.
the Army gives out toy Transformers to potential clients?? George W ain't your President anymore--wake up!! you don't need to do this, American Army.
also, this might be Michael Bay having one of his fantasies again.
+1. from what i've read of the story, the poster is misleading.
anyway, my mom doesn't know who Michael Cera is yet so the bubble still has some miles to go.
so who's the racist here? towards the end it look like (little black boy) girl really doesn't want to look like a black person, like it's the scourge of the earth. of course, her mother's opinion ain't helping anything either.
Racists FTW: "And it's not like you're really black" (in a it's-not-that-bad tone) and "You think I look dumb, too", which is kind of the most confusingly obvious racist comment.
Gabe. this was monumental ! i thought i how this was unfolding and unfolding and unfolding, but then, the finish... brilliant :) i never even saw the kid until i finished reading your post. lol.
BRILLIANT!
porn flicks sure don't waste any time getting to the good parts nowadays, do they?
i call attention-seeking parental bs on how much adult content was actually seen by the kids.
HE HAS A PONYTAIL !!! (of course he has. he had to!) brilliant :) (and then there this, which will make this a classic, written as he (almost) grabs his crotch, "See more..." perfect.)
is tv news just for people who don't have the internet now? it seems the only news or breaking news we get, with nothing added, are reporters reading websites.
the "... anything happens these days" dude looks like he's hiding a secret of his own, there. don't know what; it's just a feeling. he seems a bit uncomfortable in giving explanations for the freakish behavior uncovered by our boyfriend. i have a feeling he dodged a bullet, there. all thanks to the swimsuit guy.
good call.
directing doesn't seem to be a priority for Michael Bay.
it comes after bad (animation) photoshop, shoddy product placement decisions, and flirting with the on-set candy photographer.
i thought that was a Girl M&M! way to choose your color, douche-Bay. (and this has to be some kind of web promo put-your-face-on-a-M&M thing, right? the quality's crappy enough for it.)
and i second the FACT that he probably does masturbate to this poster.
omg. O'Reilly feels the need to bring the father on tv to say young David was "well-taken care of after the procedure" ???! what? thanks, Dad To The Nation.
you can see the officer who (finally) tazered the guy was about to at one point but looked towards the wife (and most importantly--THE CAMERA) and decided not to :) video cameras FTW.
and we got an escaped Wizard on our hands now. thanks, police.
you can't spoof this commercial anymore than it already is doing it itself! inadvertently, no less. wow. my brain hurts. a dog chasing its tail. they're laughing at this new Frosty thing from Wendy's, right? that's what i got from the ad.
yep. 50 comments. sounds about right for our collective boyfriend :)
and it's a good thing i needed someone to tell me how to have sex with a vagina today. (it's by making holes, people!)
i can't wait parkour to take off! it's gonna be awesome, man.
the guy should be in gymnastics, though, or else a b-movie studio is gonna snatch him up with the promise of some cool Hollywood money (Transmorphers 5) or something.
that or Jerry Bruckheimer.
"I totally want to get some friends together to go see this without telling them what it's about first." LMAO. but--wow. the more the trailer (and that music!) went on, the more i was just riveted to it. is it wrong that a fucking trailer can do that?? i'll clearly expect more from the remaining Transformers trailers from now on.
wtf? where's Hugh Jackman and Nicole Kidman??? i swear Australia's ratio just went to the shits. one girl is clearly sane, her male friend understandably intoxicated after a night out ...then there's Matter-of-Factly Racist/Wannabe Model girl but, but... there's also a hidden bonus gem interrupting at the end of the video.
"They just shot... I saw the gun (...). It was awesome."
Lindsay, you just stumbled upon a gift that just keeps on giving.
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