Comments from alyx

I searched that! It was skillfully done, so I don’t think she’d mind. Plus, those penises were ejaculating (into her mouth, very efficiently) so it’s not as though the penises were just waving about, mocking her, you know. Frankly, if someone did that to me I’d be flattered. Good on you, disturbed yet creative perverts.

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October 3, 2012 on Jerry Seinfeld’s Letter To The Editor Of The New York Times

Big fan of the crazy person who decided to type a frickin essay-comment on that first video. (Essay-comment: it’s how homeboys chat)

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September 28, 2012 on Vince Gilligan On The Colbert Report

Is it bad that I’m 30 and this is the first time I’ve ever seen Mr. Wizard? I’m 22, by the way.

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September 18, 2012 on Mr. Wizard Is Still A Dick

That James Cameron is so great and smart. I’m pretty sure he singly-handedly invented the elephant or something. Just such a great talent for inventing extremely useful things like elephants.

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September 13, 2012 on James Cameron Debunks “Jack Could’ve Fit On Raft” Meme

He must have had a driver with a getaway car waiting for him, like bank robbers, I bet. If it was me, and I realized what he’d just done, I would have left him there as soon as he bumbled out of the store. Well, whoever was behind the wheel of that dude’s getaway car must be totally oblivious to jerks.

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September 11, 2012 on The Perfect Crime: This Terrible Lettuce Prank

I think incest is okay for Jaime and Cersei, but definitely NOT okay for Dexter and Debra. And that is irrefutable, indisputable, undeniable.

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September 11, 2012 on Reader Poll: Do You Agree With Nick Cassavetes About Incest? N/N?

Well, I’m inspired. Every time I meet a kid with cancer I’m going to shrug and say, “That’s how I feel!” and pat the kid on the head, and then rush to the nearest restroom to wash my hands of the sickly peasant. Then I’ll go buy some diamonds and just…lay around for a while, stroking my diamonds, thinking about how terrible it was for me having to talk to some gross cancer baby.

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September 11, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kim Kardashian Compares Her Divorce To Being A Child With Cancer

Oh, news people and the way they talk to us like we’re all idiots. “Take a SIP…of a STEAK!”


“Inhale it…THROUGH A STRAW! You anorexic FUCKERS.”

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September 11, 2012 on Air Eating Trend Is Not Nearly As Popular As It Should Be

oh, thank goodness gracious me.

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September 10, 2012 on Looking Good, Jonah Hill!

ALMOST, Alyx. You almost typed a coherent thing. Nice try, stupid.

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September 10, 2012 on Looking Good, Jonah Hill!

Is it bad that I immediately looked at his crotch upon clicking this? That Jon Hamm thing really ruined the way I look at pictures. What’s more, apart from his crotch area being visible in the picture is really the only link between those two situations. And it just gets muddled from there. I think I need therapy.

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September 10, 2012 on Looking Good, Jonah Hill!


Also I am Olivia Wilde now, because I finally acknowledged today how obsessed I am with her and because she is our generation’s Minka Kelly.

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September 7, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

YES, this is better!

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September 7, 2012 on This Week In GIFs!

Yay! A GIGANTIC insignificant victory!

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September 7, 2012 on Conan O’Brien’s Serious Jibber-Jabber With Edmund Morris

Here, use this:

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September 7, 2012 on This Week In GIFs!
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September 7, 2012 on This Week In GIFs!