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Comments from alyx

I searched that! It was skillfully done, so I don't think she'd mind. Plus, those penises were ejaculating (into her mouth, very efficiently) so it's not as though the penises were just waving about, mocking her, you know. Frankly, if someone did that to me I'd be flattered. Good on you, disturbed yet creative perverts.
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October 3, 2012 on Jerry Seinfeld’s Letter To The Editor Of The New York Times
Big fan of the crazy person who decided to type a frickin essay-comment on that first video. (Essay-comment: it's how homeboys chat)
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September 28, 2012 on Vince Gilligan On The Colbert Report
Close. http://i.imgur.com/e6WW3.gif
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September 19, 2012 on Guess What The Alice In Wonderland Reboot Is Called
Is it bad that I'm 30 and this is the first time I've ever seen Mr. Wizard? I'm 22, by the way.
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September 18, 2012 on Mr. Wizard Is Still A Dick
That James Cameron is so great and smart. I’m pretty sure he singly-handedly invented the elephant or something. Just such a great talent for inventing extremely useful things like elephants.
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September 13, 2012 on James Cameron Debunks “Jack Could’ve Fit On Raft” Meme
He must have had a driver with a getaway car waiting for him, like bank robbers, I bet. If it was me, and I realized what he'd just done, I would have left him there as soon as he bumbled out of the store. Well, whoever was behind the wheel of that dude's getaway car must be totally oblivious to jerks. http://i.imgur.com/nWS3j.gif
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September 11, 2012 on The Perfect Crime: This Terrible Lettuce Prank
I think incest is okay for Jaime and Cersei, but definitely NOT okay for Dexter and Debra. And that is irrefutable, indisputable, undeniable.
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September 11, 2012 on Reader Poll: Do You Agree With Nick Cassavetes About Incest? N/N?
Well, I'm inspired. Every time I meet a kid with cancer I'm going to shrug and say, "That's how I feel!" and pat the kid on the head, and then rush to the nearest restroom to wash my hands of the sickly peasant. Then I'll go buy some diamonds and just...lay around for a while, stroking my diamonds, thinking about how terrible it was for me having to talk to some gross cancer baby.
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September 11, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kim Kardashian Compares Her Divorce To Being A Child With Cancer
Oh, news people and the way they talk to us like we're all idiots. "Take a SIP...of a STEAK!" "You have to TASTE IT...to BELIEVE IT AAAAAH WE HATE YOU STUPID JERKS WHO WATCH OUR VERY INFORMATIVE NEWS SHOW." "Inhale it...THROUGH A STRAW! You anorexic FUCKERS."
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September 11, 2012 on Air Eating Trend Is Not Nearly As Popular As It Should Be
oh, thank goodness gracious me.
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September 10, 2012 on Looking Good, Jonah Hill!
ALMOST, Alyx. You almost typed a coherent thing. Nice try, stupid.
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September 10, 2012 on Looking Good, Jonah Hill!
Is it bad that I immediately looked at his crotch upon clicking this? That Jon Hamm thing really ruined the way I look at pictures. What's more, apart from his crotch area being visible in the picture is really the only link between those two situations. And it just gets muddled from there. I think I need therapy.
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September 10, 2012 on Looking Good, Jonah Hill!
YAAAAAAAAAAAA Also I am Olivia Wilde now, because I finally acknowledged today how obsessed I am with her and because she is our generation’s Minka Kelly. http://i.imgur.com/x7Dd2.gif
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September 7, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
YES, this is better!
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September 7, 2012 on This Week In GIFs!
Here, use this: http://i.imgur.com/2GcwG.gif
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September 7, 2012 on This Week In GIFs!
http://i.imgur.com/q05Ia.gif
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September 7, 2012 on This Week In GIFs!
It is entirely possible though that my comment inadvertently drove everyone away (except that one guy, hi guy!) because I am like a black hole on this site and now they are IN FACT ignoring this post, and that is entirely my fault. If that's the case I apologize, vehemently. I am still watching though; Reagan was dull, Teddy Roosevelt was not, Conan's hair is hypnotizing, learning lotsa stuff from Conan and that guy! At least you got through to at least ONE person, Kelly, which is a victory in itself. A tiny, insignificant victory.
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September 7, 2012 on Conan O’Brien’s Serious Jibber-Jabber With Edmund Morris
(All of us are very intrigued and we're watching it, Kelly, not ignoring your post, you know, we love you Kelly we love you) (but like you said, millions of minutes, that's a lot of minutes for a thing) (someone will be with you shortly to write something clever in appreciation, stay tuned) (this is just the way it has to be for something like this, we're sure you understand) (stay tuned!)
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September 7, 2012 on Conan O’Brien’s Serious Jibber-Jabber With Edmund Morris
Especially when it's windy.
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September 7, 2012 on Do Not Watch: Transparent Mantis Eats Fly
I'm sorry. Whatever you do, don't try playing the video while you look at the gif. The music adds this whole other sense of doom and general creepiness and despair and AAAAAH, but anyway, I'm sorry. I'm always sorry.
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September 7, 2012 on Do Not Watch: Transparent Mantis Eats Fly
Yeah, Kelly, like ice cream. http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs6/4011797_o.gif
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September 7, 2012 on Do Not Watch: Transparent Mantis Eats Fly
http://i40.tinypic.com/htti02.jpg
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September 7, 2012 on Do Not Watch: Transparent Mantis Eats Fly
Seems like we should ALL make Hansel and Gretel at least once, then.
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September 7, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
He never watched it, though, so it's okay.
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September 7, 2012 on James Cameron Thinks Kate Winslet Should Just Get Over It
James Cameron should watch some TV for a change. Mix it up, James Cameron, just watch some TV. You need to humble down a notch and just realize that a lot of TV acting these days is better than most performances you've filmed, and some things even actually make you care about character development and crazy things like that! Just a few things where you don't have to concern yourself about whatever CG faceplates are because apparently all you think makes a movie a good movie is blue monkey catfish people tail-fucking their dinosaurs. So that was just me talking to James Cameron about technical stuff.
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September 7, 2012 on James Cameron Thinks Kate Winslet Should Just Get Over It
http://i.imgur.com/BRDoC.gif
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September 7, 2012 on Have An Intense Friday, Everybody!