An American Patriot

Comments from An American Patriot

UH. Is this SUPPOSED to make it SOUND better than the headline? BECAUSE this is WAY worse! At least the CLICKBAIT headline is fucking COHERENT. BUT WHEN you see it written OUT LIKE this it really DOES ALL make sense. It READS in the same WILD ass sentence STRUCTURE as any of TRUMP's random speeches. Complete WITH THE "go find the REAL INFORMATION, not what YOU'RE being feed!!!!" tangent. Fucking CHRIST.
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November 18, 2016 on Kanye West: “If I Would’ve Voted, I Would’ve Voted On Trump”
ELI Manning is the fuckin Coldplay OF FOOTBALL. Second fiddle IN HIS GENETIC talent pool YET SOMEHOW with a ton of ACCOLADES. Does just enough SHIT right or INTERESTING enough to create a STEADY supply of "ELI Manning Is GOOD, Actually" bullshit PIECES that you TURN over in YOUR mind until THAT third L in a row MAKES you reconsider that maybe "Shivers" WAS actually always SOME gooey shit. But at the END OF the day, no matter HOW elite he MIGHT BE or how YOU MIGHT think "Wait, FUCK, I like "Clocks" still?" he's still THE SAME goofy LOOKIN motherfucker.
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November 15, 2016 on Album Of The Week: Miranda Lambert The Weight Of These Wings
You and YOUR children, the poor LOST souls, HAVE MY deepest sympathies on THIS difficult journey.
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November 15, 2016 on Album Of The Week: Miranda Lambert The Weight Of These Wings
The OTHER stuff means we're DONE AND a disaster, LIKE MY DEEP fried attempts and marriage, BUT DON'T you DARE shit on the COWBOYS on my watch, buddy. THAT shit is the one, SOLE gift from the NUMERO Uno UP above this fucking YEAR.
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November 15, 2016 on Album Of The Week: Miranda Lambert The Weight Of These Wings
SOME people just DON'T fucking KNOW how to EXPRESS themselves IN A goddamn COHERENT manner. LIKE THE schools FUCKING failed EM all or they JUST chose not to even GIVE A shit.
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August 25, 2015 on Yelawolf Defends The Confederate Flag
Don't you TEST ME, michael_.
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May 9, 2014 on TV Party: Speedy Ortiz Talk Nashville
THIS IS long and I'LL read it in a minute, BUT I JUST wanted to let you know I made you SOMETHING: http://goodbyegabe.tumblr.com/ I'LL miss you, GABE, AND I HOPE you fucking own fuckers WITH THE LOL'S and INTROSPECTION from here ON OUT. HAVE a very SINCERE and fun AND BEAUTIFUL dinner everybody.
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August 2, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post
WHATEVER you do, don't ACTUALLY GOOGLE "trampoline accident." I DID IT earlier today FOR MY GIFT and the third image IS SOMEONES ankle FUCKING SNAPPED off.
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August 2, 2013 on The End Of Trampoline Accidents (And Therefore The Internet) As We Know Them (It)
SO, I'M guessing there WILL BE a final "I'M LEAVING" post, right? I HAVE A gift and want TO MAKE sure I leave IT IN THE right spot.
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August 2, 2013 on The End Of Trampoline Accidents (And Therefore The Internet) As We Know Them (It)
http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I00003y7Rstw9rOs/fit=1000x750/man-outdoors-drapped-in-an-American-flag.jpg
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August 2, 2013 on So Is Jennifer Aniston Really A Nudist Or What?!
HOW DO you guys KNOW I HAVEN'T been NUDE ALL these years?
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August 2, 2013 on So Is Jennifer Aniston Really A Nudist Or What?!
I PRETTY much have NOTHING of note GOING ON IN my life TOMORROW, SO I'll be HERE TO WISH you GOODBYE, Gabe.
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August 1, 2013 on You Can Make It Up: Gwyneth Paltrow, Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Jeff Dunham Destroy The Internet
CONGRATS on your FUCKING MARRIAGE, MURRAYNMITCH! Cherish THAT shit.
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August 1, 2013 on You Can Make It Up: Gwyneth Paltrow, Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Jeff Dunham Destroy The Internet
WHY did you SACRIFICE YOUR wife, FACETACO? YOU didn't need TO GET THAT desperate!
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August 1, 2013 on You Can Make It Up: Gwyneth Paltrow, Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Jeff Dunham Destroy The Internet
SEE my comment ON THE PREVIOUS ERBATCH article. WE see EYE TO eye.
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August 1, 2013 on Inside The Benedict Cumberbatch’s Actor’s Studio
LOL, yeah THAT'S what I TOLD my parents was GOING on in THOSE VHS tapes, TOO.
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August 1, 2013 on Inside The Benedict Cumberbatch’s Actor’s Studio
WHOA. Don't GOOGLE image HER UNLESS you have save search UP. LIKE second photo IS TITS OUT.
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August 1, 2013 on Inside The Benedict Cumberbatch’s Actor’s Studio
I REGRET scrolling ALL THE way down TO THE BOTTOM, you fucking ASSHOLES.
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July 31, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Paul Haggis’s Open Letter About Leah Remini’s Break With Scientology
YEAH what happens TOMORROW? THIS Gabe leaving THING IS throwing the entire GUMVERSE out of WHACK!
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July 31, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Paul Haggis’s Open Letter About Leah Remini’s Break With Scientology
At LEAST IT'S got a LONG WAY to fall BEFORE IT gets as bad AS THE Office DID? NOT much consolation. STILL, WILL probably be BETTER THAN Community.
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July 31, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Paul Haggis’s Open Letter About Leah Remini’s Break With Scientology
GODDAMN. Do PEOPLE NOT read the ELEMENTS of FUCKING Style?!
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July 31, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17b3fNiyy1rqyxf8o1_500.gif
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July 31, 2013 on Videogum Everywhere Mission: Let’s Paint, Exercise, And Call John Kilduff To Thank Him!
GODDAMN you are REALLY bringing it BACK full circle this WEEK, GABE. On MONDAY, ARE we going to wake back UP and it'll be APRIL 8, 2008?
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July 31, 2013 on Videogum Everywhere Mission: Let’s Paint, Exercise, And Call John Kilduff To Thank Him!
EXCEPT FOR Gabe leaving; UNLESS, of course, YOU wanted that in WHICH case, WHAT THE fuck Ms. SPARKLE?! But yeah, SHIT'S adorable, right?
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July 31, 2013 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
NO MORE superheros PLEASE.
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July 31, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!