An American Patriot

Comments from An American Patriot

SOME people just DON'T fucking KNOW how to EXPRESS themselves IN A goddamn COHERENT manner. LIKE THE schools FUCKING failed EM all or they JUST chose not to even GIVE A shit.
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August 25, 2015 on Yelawolf Defends The Confederate Flag
Don't you TEST ME, michael_.
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May 9, 2014 on TV Party: Speedy Ortiz Talk Nashville
THIS IS long and I'LL read it in a minute, BUT I JUST wanted to let you know I made you SOMETHING: http://goodbyegabe.tumblr.com/ I'LL miss you, GABE, AND I HOPE you fucking own fuckers WITH THE LOL'S and INTROSPECTION from here ON OUT. HAVE a very SINCERE and fun AND BEAUTIFUL dinner everybody.
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August 2, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post
WHATEVER you do, don't ACTUALLY GOOGLE "trampoline accident." I DID IT earlier today FOR MY GIFT and the third image IS SOMEONES ankle FUCKING SNAPPED off.
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August 2, 2013 on The End Of Trampoline Accidents (And Therefore The Internet) As We Know Them (It)
SO, I'M guessing there WILL BE a final "I'M LEAVING" post, right? I HAVE A gift and want TO MAKE sure I leave IT IN THE right spot.
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August 2, 2013 on The End Of Trampoline Accidents (And Therefore The Internet) As We Know Them (It)
http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I00003y7Rstw9rOs/fit=1000x750/man-outdoors-drapped-in-an-American-flag.jpg
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August 2, 2013 on So Is Jennifer Aniston Really A Nudist Or What?!
HOW DO you guys KNOW I HAVEN'T been NUDE ALL these years?
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August 2, 2013 on So Is Jennifer Aniston Really A Nudist Or What?!
I PRETTY much have NOTHING of note GOING ON IN my life TOMORROW, SO I'll be HERE TO WISH you GOODBYE, Gabe.
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August 1, 2013 on You Can Make It Up: Gwyneth Paltrow, Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Jeff Dunham Destroy The Internet
CONGRATS on your FUCKING MARRIAGE, MURRAYNMITCH! Cherish THAT shit.
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August 1, 2013 on You Can Make It Up: Gwyneth Paltrow, Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Jeff Dunham Destroy The Internet
WHY did you SACRIFICE YOUR wife, FACETACO? YOU didn't need TO GET THAT desperate!
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August 1, 2013 on You Can Make It Up: Gwyneth Paltrow, Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Jeff Dunham Destroy The Internet
SEE my comment ON THE PREVIOUS ERBATCH article. WE see EYE TO eye.
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August 1, 2013 on Inside The Benedict Cumberbatch’s Actor’s Studio
LOL, yeah THAT'S what I TOLD my parents was GOING on in THOSE VHS tapes, TOO.
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August 1, 2013 on Inside The Benedict Cumberbatch’s Actor’s Studio
WHOA. Don't GOOGLE image HER UNLESS you have save search UP. LIKE second photo IS TITS OUT.
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August 1, 2013 on Inside The Benedict Cumberbatch’s Actor’s Studio
I REGRET scrolling ALL THE way down TO THE BOTTOM, you fucking ASSHOLES.
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July 31, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Paul Haggis’s Open Letter About Leah Remini’s Break With Scientology
YEAH what happens TOMORROW? THIS Gabe leaving THING IS throwing the entire GUMVERSE out of WHACK!
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July 31, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Paul Haggis’s Open Letter About Leah Remini’s Break With Scientology
At LEAST IT'S got a LONG WAY to fall BEFORE IT gets as bad AS THE Office DID? NOT much consolation. STILL, WILL probably be BETTER THAN Community.
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July 31, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Paul Haggis’s Open Letter About Leah Remini’s Break With Scientology
GODDAMN. Do PEOPLE NOT read the ELEMENTS of FUCKING Style?!
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July 31, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17b3fNiyy1rqyxf8o1_500.gif
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July 31, 2013 on Videogum Everywhere Mission: Let’s Paint, Exercise, And Call John Kilduff To Thank Him!
GODDAMN you are REALLY bringing it BACK full circle this WEEK, GABE. On MONDAY, ARE we going to wake back UP and it'll be APRIL 8, 2008?
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July 31, 2013 on Videogum Everywhere Mission: Let’s Paint, Exercise, And Call John Kilduff To Thank Him!
EXCEPT FOR Gabe leaving; UNLESS, of course, YOU wanted that in WHICH case, WHAT THE fuck Ms. SPARKLE?! But yeah, SHIT'S adorable, right?
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July 31, 2013 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
NO MORE superheros PLEASE.
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July 31, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
ONLY FUCKING fools like GAMBIT. FUCK that guy.
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July 31, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
WELL, STOP comma SPLICING first.
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July 31, 2013 on Gerard Butler Reaches 1 Million Facebook Fans!
OF COURSE they have LITTLE feet. HOW ELSE do you think THEY'RE going to WALK out of the TOXIC PUDDLES formed by THE Vietnam WAR 2 caused NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE? ONLY NIGHTMARES await US in the future. STINGRAY NIGHTMARES. GONNA be a cute fucking apocalypse THOUGH.
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July 31, 2013 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
That puppy video YOU DIDN'T put in THE LIST, Kelly, is indeed VERY SWEET and very MOVING, but goddamn it TURN YOUR phone TO THE side, WONDERFUL therapists!
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July 31, 2013 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos