An American Patriot

Comments from An American Patriot

SOME people just DON’T fucking KNOW how to EXPRESS themselves IN A goddamn COHERENT manner. LIKE THE schools FUCKING failed EM all or they JUST chose not to even GIVE A shit.

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August 25, 2015 on Yelawolf Defends The Confederate Flag

Don’t you TEST ME, michael_.

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May 9, 2014 on TV Party: Speedy Ortiz Talk Nashville

THIS IS long and I’LL read it in a minute, BUT I JUST wanted to let you know I made you SOMETHING:

http://goodbyegabe.tumblr.com/

I’LL miss you, GABE, AND I HOPE you fucking own fuckers WITH THE LOL’S and INTROSPECTION from here ON OUT.

HAVE a very SINCERE and fun AND BEAUTIFUL dinner everybody.

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August 2, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post

YOU’VE COME such A long way!

(DO I know you?)

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August 2, 2013 on The End Of Trampoline Accidents (And Therefore The Internet) As We Know Them (It)

WHATEVER you do, don’t ACTUALLY GOOGLE “trampoline accident.” I DID IT earlier today FOR MY GIFT and the third image IS SOMEONES ankle FUCKING SNAPPED off.

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August 2, 2013 on The End Of Trampoline Accidents (And Therefore The Internet) As We Know Them (It)

SO, I’M guessing there WILL BE a final “I’M LEAVING” post, right? I HAVE A gift and want TO MAKE sure I leave IT IN THE right spot.

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August 2, 2013 on The End Of Trampoline Accidents (And Therefore The Internet) As We Know Them (It)

HOW DO you guys KNOW I HAVEN’T been NUDE ALL these years?

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August 2, 2013 on So Is Jennifer Aniston Really A Nudist Or What?!

I PRETTY much have NOTHING of note GOING ON IN my life TOMORROW, SO I’ll be HERE TO WISH you GOODBYE, Gabe.

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August 1, 2013 on You Can Make It Up: Gwyneth Paltrow, Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Jeff Dunham Destroy The Internet

CONGRATS on your FUCKING MARRIAGE, MURRAYNMITCH! Cherish THAT shit.

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August 1, 2013 on You Can Make It Up: Gwyneth Paltrow, Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Jeff Dunham Destroy The Internet

WHY did you SACRIFICE YOUR wife, FACETACO? YOU didn’t need TO GET THAT desperate!

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August 1, 2013 on You Can Make It Up: Gwyneth Paltrow, Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Jeff Dunham Destroy The Internet

SEE my comment ON THE PREVIOUS ERBATCH article.

WE see EYE TO eye.

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August 1, 2013 on Inside The Benedict Cumberbatch’s Actor’s Studio

LOL, yeah THAT’S what I TOLD my parents was GOING on in THOSE VHS tapes, TOO.

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August 1, 2013 on Inside The Benedict Cumberbatch’s Actor’s Studio

WHOA. Don’t GOOGLE image HER UNLESS you have save search UP. LIKE second photo IS TITS OUT.

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August 1, 2013 on Inside The Benedict Cumberbatch’s Actor’s Studio

I REGRET scrolling ALL THE way down TO THE BOTTOM, you fucking ASSHOLES.

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July 31, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Paul Haggis’s Open Letter About Leah Remini’s Break With Scientology

YEAH what happens TOMORROW? THIS Gabe leaving THING IS throwing the entire GUMVERSE out of WHACK!

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July 31, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Paul Haggis’s Open Letter About Leah Remini’s Break With Scientology

At LEAST IT’S got a LONG WAY to fall BEFORE IT gets as bad AS THE Office DID? NOT much consolation. STILL, WILL probably be BETTER THAN Community.

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July 31, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Paul Haggis’s Open Letter About Leah Remini’s Break With Scientology