An American Patriot

Comments from An American Patriot

Don't you TEST ME, michael_.
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May 9, 2014 on TV Party: Speedy Ortiz Talk Nashville
THIS IS long and I'LL read it in a minute, BUT I JUST wanted to let you know I made you SOMETHING: http://goodbyegabe.tumblr.com/ I'LL miss you, GABE, AND I HOPE you fucking own fuckers WITH THE LOL'S and INTROSPECTION from here ON OUT. HAVE a very SINCERE and fun AND BEAUTIFUL dinner everybody.
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August 2, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post
YOU'VE COME such A long way! (DO I know you?)
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August 2, 2013 on The End Of Trampoline Accidents (And Therefore The Internet) As We Know Them (It)
WHATEVER you do, don't ACTUALLY GOOGLE "trampoline accident." I DID IT earlier today FOR MY GIFT and the third image IS SOMEONES ankle FUCKING SNAPPED off.
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August 2, 2013 on The End Of Trampoline Accidents (And Therefore The Internet) As We Know Them (It)
SO, I'M guessing there WILL BE a final "I'M LEAVING" post, right? I HAVE A gift and want TO MAKE sure I leave IT IN THE right spot.
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August 2, 2013 on The End Of Trampoline Accidents (And Therefore The Internet) As We Know Them (It)
http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I00003y7Rstw9rOs/fit=1000x750/man-outdoors-drapped-in-an-American-flag.jpg
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August 2, 2013 on So Is Jennifer Aniston Really A Nudist Or What?!
HOW DO you guys KNOW I HAVEN'T been NUDE ALL these years?
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August 2, 2013 on So Is Jennifer Aniston Really A Nudist Or What?!
I PRETTY much have NOTHING of note GOING ON IN my life TOMORROW, SO I'll be HERE TO WISH you GOODBYE, Gabe.
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August 1, 2013 on You Can Make It Up: Gwyneth Paltrow, Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Jeff Dunham Destroy The Internet
CONGRATS on your FUCKING MARRIAGE, MURRAYNMITCH! Cherish THAT shit.
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August 1, 2013 on You Can Make It Up: Gwyneth Paltrow, Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Jeff Dunham Destroy The Internet
WHY did you SACRIFICE YOUR wife, FACETACO? YOU didn't need TO GET THAT desperate!
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August 1, 2013 on You Can Make It Up: Gwyneth Paltrow, Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Jeff Dunham Destroy The Internet
SEE my comment ON THE PREVIOUS ERBATCH article. WE see EYE TO eye.
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August 1, 2013 on Inside The Benedict Cumberbatch’s Actor’s Studio
LOL, yeah THAT'S what I TOLD my parents was GOING on in THOSE VHS tapes, TOO.
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August 1, 2013 on Inside The Benedict Cumberbatch’s Actor’s Studio
WHOA. Don't GOOGLE image HER UNLESS you have save search UP. LIKE second photo IS TITS OUT.
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August 1, 2013 on Inside The Benedict Cumberbatch’s Actor’s Studio
I REGRET scrolling ALL THE way down TO THE BOTTOM, you fucking ASSHOLES.
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July 31, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Paul Haggis’s Open Letter About Leah Remini’s Break With Scientology
YEAH what happens TOMORROW? THIS Gabe leaving THING IS throwing the entire GUMVERSE out of WHACK!
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July 31, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Paul Haggis’s Open Letter About Leah Remini’s Break With Scientology
At LEAST IT'S got a LONG WAY to fall BEFORE IT gets as bad AS THE Office DID? NOT much consolation. STILL, WILL probably be BETTER THAN Community.
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July 31, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Paul Haggis’s Open Letter About Leah Remini’s Break With Scientology
GABE, I have A GIFT for you COME FRIDAY. Get PUMPED.
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July 31, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Paul Haggis’s Open Letter About Leah Remini’s Break With Scientology
GODDAMN. Do PEOPLE NOT read the ELEMENTS of FUCKING Style?!
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July 31, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!