Angelaaaa

Comments from Angelaaaa

Yeah, I am bleeding internally because I Hearted the living SHIT out of this movie when I was like, 10. The DigiUnderground cameo made me xxxxtra lose my SHIT, and hopefully now I am Opposite-10-yr-old-Me. I see that's it's playing on cable from time to time, and I'm like, "No. Not today. Hearting "The Sandlot", one thing. This fuckin' movie, another."
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October 18, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nothing But Trouble
I draw penises in red ink instead of marking x's when I grade. Trying REAL HARD to get fired, but the students just find it amusing.
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October 18, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nothing But Trouble
This begs for a "Relax, technojeremy" (for the old-schoolers) but with techno-Kevin Smith instead, obviously (yes user "Noam Noam Noam" already did it below Great Job!BTW). And speaking of OBVY, I haven't been around lately because I got this like, "real job" where I have to work 40 HOURS A WEEK and HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS DO THAT, CHRIST. It sucks. Also the new site layout is blowing my mind. I accidentally brought up the videogum webpage site in front of my new boss yesterday when I was trying to demonstrate some shit on my laptop, so I can't say anything anymore under "Angelaaaa". Forced-change of avatar/username, I'm going back to "chipmunkfart". SARS was so 2000's, anyway.
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February 25, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kevin Smith Needs To Shut Up
SIGH *puts on robe* *goes to the liquor store* *see you guys in the chat room tonight, and @inglorious don't be making up new rules like "drink each time @inglorious says to! You owe my liver an apology after the Golden Globes*
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January 22, 2010 on The Final Episode Of The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien Drinking Game
According to the Official Rules, we drink now because you thanked God and/or your spouse for something anything
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January 17, 2010 on 2010 Golden Globes Video Pizza Party
Meryl may have been a little drunksies, but keyboard cat wouldn't DARE
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January 17, 2010 on 2010 Golden Globes Video Pizza Party
Nuts in the sense that he swore he wasn't going to spastically tweet the Golden Globes and he most definitely is, but I guess he was just moved to action. Also, I forget where the VG chatroom is and is shit getting real over there? I know a lot of Monsters are live-blogging via Twitter...
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January 17, 2010 on 2010 Golden Globes Video Pizza Party
I'm RSVP'ing and it's not like the time I RSVP'd to the VG Pizza Party and didn't show and you guys ordered all that extra pizza for me and I never formally apologized but I'm just a girl, standing in front of a website, asking it to love her.
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January 17, 2010 on TONIGHT: 2010 Golden Globes
I first read "Everything returns to silt" as "Everything returns to shit".
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January 14, 2010 on You Can Make It Up: Conan O’Brien Drives A 1932 Duesenberg SJ Off A Cliff
luvin' your fax machine! Photobucket
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January 12, 2010 on Show Your Support For Conan O’Brien
When referring to her students, I love that she said "at least they'll know their teacher is human." Waitaminute, WHERE is my snark and can Chandler Bing and I BE more boring? My kitty died peacefully in my arms last night. Misanthropy to resume shortly. For now, MLISP
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January 7, 2010 on An Interview With Self-Potato!
Thanks, both of you butternuts. Just got off da phone w/@GodSauce while he was grocery shopping and he stopped in the aisle to let my cry lol. MLIVG
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December 29, 2009 on The Best People Of 2009
Dude, psycho as this sounds, Werttrew should be on here for creating the Twitter Monster list. My cat is literally sitting on my lap, dying tonight or tomorrow from cancer, and I've had like 4235432 jillion condolence msgs on twitter or FB SOLELY FROM VG MONSTERS. I've talked to several of you on the phone (what? jk? (not kidding)) and I've never even met you guys IRL. FUCK MY FAMILY YOU GUYS ARE MY FAMILY (sorry, been drinking since I got the prognosis but you guys are like, there for me! And it's weird! And cool!)
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December 29, 2009 on The Best People Of 2009
You know how you get numb to your favorite pr0n after seeing it too many times? I try to keep my viewing of this pic to once a week, so STOP. (or don't, tough times, they come a'knockin', and it's the HOLIDAYZ! I'll allow it and I'll also brb if you know what I mean)
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December 23, 2009 on The 13 Cutest Animals Of 2009
One can only hope... (or know. What I'm getting for xmas this year. HINT: IT'S A FUCKING LEOPARD-PRINT NECKY)
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December 18, 2009 on Kids Are Drunk And Heart-Breaking Thieves The Darndest Things
My pug drank an entire cup of Bailey's I accidentally left on the night stand last week (no lie.) I found her wandering the streets in my leopard-print Snuggie (MY PARENTS BOUGHT IT FOR ME BECAUSE THEY KNOW THE THINGS THAT I LIKE.) Srsly, pug was trashed, had to get her an IV flush SO that was a $152 cup of Bailey's. I wonder how much we can call the cost of that beer, considering the news crew, cops, his future embarrassment...
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December 17, 2009 on Kids Are Drunk And Heart-Breaking Thieves The Darndest Things
This was basically my reaction when I realized I couldn't make the VG Pizza Party.
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December 16, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Routine Traffic Stop Lady
I said I would go to the NY, but their RSVP list looks so far like a bunch of IRL comedians who know each other, and I see myself standing there, not knowing what to do with my hands. No amount of xanax in this world would help me figure out what to do with my hands. Can you guys start RSVP'ing to the Austin event http://www.facebook.com/event.php?invites&eid=189025778167 Cause as of now, it's just gonna be an awkward date between @jimjbollocks and me.
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December 2, 2009 on You Guys, Let’s Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real!
OK. I'm supposed to give a final exam that day, but I'm a horrible teacher AND I DO WHAT I WANT. I have a few friends in NY anyway, so prepare to see some Angelaaaa up in your monstrous FACES! I'ma go. Btw, I'm still working on my male VG wall of tits. You twitter monsters know what I'm talking about, so GET TO WORK and DM me. I hope to have this completed for a formal presentation at the pizza party. You'll know it's me cause of the mask I'll be wearing #H2N2, TX strain
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December 1, 2009 on You Guys, Let’s Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real!
She's just looking for attention.
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November 20, 2009 on Goodnight, Oprah, And Good Luck
Getting out my vibrator, bb in about 2 hours.
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November 16, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: All Your Boyfriends, Part Two
Can someone translate the lyrics for us? I think it would explain a lot (it wouldn't.)
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November 5, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: The President?
I better go put some food on the starving children now myself, since I couldn't say anything nice about your comment.
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November 2, 2009 on What We Talk About When We Talk About Jeff Dunham
Hey, if you can't say something nice about this post, then why aren't you going out and putting food on the starving children? Everyone's entitled to their opinion, so quit being all hypocritical already!
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November 2, 2009 on What We Talk About When We Talk About Jeff Dunham
Oh, just trolling around as uzhe. And saying stupid shit like "and on here, I'm Commenter Angelaaaa." I wonder how many silent "ORLY" 's I got for that, but at least you monsters cut me a break on that one.
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October 29, 2009 on #VideogumMonsters
GREAT do you know how long it's gonna take me to learn this? Halloween is on Saturday, Amil!
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October 29, 2009 on The Very Best Pumpkin Head Halloween Dance Of All Time In The World