Comments from Angelaaaa

Yeah, I am bleeding internally because I Hearted the living SHIT out of this movie when I was like, 10. The DigiUnderground cameo made me xxxxtra lose my SHIT, and hopefully now I am Opposite-10-yr-old-Me. I see that’s it’s playing on cable from time to time, and I’m like, “No. Not today. Hearting “The Sandlot”, one thing. This fuckin’ movie, another.”

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October 18, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nothing But Trouble

I draw penises in red ink instead of marking x’s when I grade. Trying REAL HARD to get fired, but the students just find it amusing.

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October 18, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nothing But Trouble

This begs for a “Relax, technojeremy” (for the old-schoolers) but with techno-Kevin Smith instead, obviously (yes user “Noam Noam Noam” already did it below Great Job!BTW). And speaking of OBVY, I haven’t been around lately because I got this like, “real job” where I have to work 40 HOURS A WEEK and HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS DO THAT, CHRIST. It sucks. Also the new site layout is blowing my mind.

I accidentally brought up the videogum webpage site in front of my new boss yesterday when I was trying to demonstrate some shit on my laptop, so I can’t say anything anymore under “Angelaaaa”. Forced-change of avatar/username, I’m going back to “chipmunkfart”. SARS was so 2000’s, anyway.

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February 25, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kevin Smith Needs To Shut Up

*puts on robe*
*goes to the liquor store*
*see you guys in the chat room tonight, and @inglorious don’t be making up new rules like “drink each time @inglorious says to! You owe my liver an apology after the Golden Globes*

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January 22, 2010 on The Final Episode Of The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien Drinking Game

According to the Official Rules, we drink now because you thanked God and/or your spouse for something anything

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January 17, 2010 on 2010 Golden Globes Video Pizza Party

Meryl may have been a little drunksies, but keyboard cat wouldn’t DARE

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January 17, 2010 on 2010 Golden Globes Video Pizza Party

Nuts in the sense that he swore he wasn’t going to spastically tweet the Golden Globes and he most definitely is, but I guess he was just moved to action.
Also, I forget where the VG chatroom is and is shit getting real over there? I know a lot of Monsters are live-blogging via Twitter…

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January 17, 2010 on 2010 Golden Globes Video Pizza Party

I’m RSVP’ing and it’s not like the time I RSVP’d to the VG Pizza Party and didn’t show and you guys ordered all that extra pizza for me and I never formally apologized but I’m just a girl, standing in front of a website, asking it to love her.

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January 17, 2010 on TONIGHT: 2010 Golden Globes

I first read “Everything returns to silt” as “Everything returns to shit”.

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January 14, 2010 on You Can Make It Up: Conan O’Brien Drives A 1932 Duesenberg SJ Off A Cliff

luvin’ your fax machine!

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January 12, 2010 on Show Your Support For Conan O’Brien

When referring to her students, I love that she said “at least they’ll know their teacher is human.” Waitaminute, WHERE is my snark and can Chandler Bing and I BE more boring? My kitty died peacefully in my arms last night. Misanthropy to resume shortly. For now, MLISP

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January 7, 2010 on An Interview With Self-Potato!

I smell a Double Dog….

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January 5, 2010 on Bear Grylls Gives Himself An Enema. The End.

“after the jump”

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January 3, 2010 on The Catchphrase Of The Decade

fuck yo couch

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December 31, 2009 on The Catchphrase Of The Decade

Thanks, both of you butternuts. Just got off da phone w/@GodSauce while he was grocery shopping and he stopped in the aisle to let my cry lol. MLIVG

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December 29, 2009 on The Best People Of 2009

Dude, psycho as this sounds, Werttrew should be on here for creating the Twitter Monster list. My cat is literally sitting on my lap, dying tonight or tomorrow from cancer, and I’ve had like 4235432 jillion condolence msgs on twitter or FB SOLELY FROM VG MONSTERS. I’ve talked to several of you on the phone (what? jk? (not kidding)) and I’ve never even met you guys IRL. FUCK MY FAMILY YOU GUYS ARE MY FAMILY (sorry, been drinking since I got the prognosis but you guys are like, there for me! And it’s weird! And cool!)

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December 29, 2009 on The Best People Of 2009

You know how you get numb to your favorite pr0n after seeing it too many times? I try to keep my viewing of this pic to once a week, so STOP. (or don’t, tough times, they come a’knockin’, and it’s the HOLIDAYZ! I’ll allow it and I’ll also brb if you know what I mean)

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December 23, 2009 on The 13 Cutest Animals Of 2009

One can only hope… (or know. What I’m getting for xmas this year. HINT: IT’S A FUCKING LEOPARD-PRINT NECKY)

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December 18, 2009 on Kids Are Drunk And Heart-Breaking Thieves The Darndest Things

My pug drank an entire cup of Bailey’s I accidentally left on the night stand last week (no lie.) I found her wandering the streets in my leopard-print Snuggie (MY PARENTS BOUGHT IT FOR ME BECAUSE THEY KNOW THE THINGS THAT I LIKE.)

Srsly, pug was trashed, had to get her an IV flush SO that was a $152 cup of Bailey’s. I wonder how much we can call the cost of that beer, considering the news crew, cops, his future embarrassment…

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December 17, 2009 on Kids Are Drunk And Heart-Breaking Thieves The Darndest Things

This was basically my reaction when I realized I couldn’t make the VG Pizza Party.

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December 16, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Routine Traffic Stop Lady