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Red Sox play in the World Series tonight, so something good is happening in the world. On the other hand, I forgot to buy milk and was thus was stuck mixing shredded wheat into greek yogurt. It was very.... gummy. Also boss and whole Clueless Management Team are an offsite, so I can at least go out for a long lunch
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October 23, 2013 on How Is Everyone’s Day Going Today, All Day?
seriously, this is dangerous. People get hurt! I once thought to demonstrate my inner Amazonian qualities by going rock climbing with a bunch of guys. I was wearing a rope and harness and got ALMOST to the top of a REALLY HIGH CLIFF, when my fingers slipped and went swinging waaaaaay out into space because the guys, who were supposed to be holding/monitoring the rope while I was on belay got distracted... probably talking about football.. Anyway, after I swung out and down, I then came swinging back into the rock wall. I broke my foot and was bruised all the way down my body, but I learned a valuable lesson: don't do stupid things like jump off high cliffs ......
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October 22, 2013 on This Rope Swing Is WAY Too Big!
Why doesn't Anna Wintour put HER on the cover of Vogue instead of Lena?
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October 21, 2013 on Today We Can Only All Hope To Be This Young Tap Dancer
I did not ask the screenwriter if he had any personal Cumberbatch souvenirs -- a used comb, perhaps, or maybe just a post-it note with some Cumberbatchian notes-to-self.I bet he has excellent handwriting.
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October 17, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
Okay, I got invited to a screening of The Fifth Estate last night. Mr. Cumberbatch is SUPERB in the role of Julian Assange. He is crazy and dangerous and creepy. His HAIR is superb too, as he goes from the long-haired, greasy anarchist to the well-coiffed media star. And spoiler alert: you get to see him, as Assange, dying his hair white! The screenwriter of The Fifth Estate was there for a discussion and he regaled us with tales of Assange writing Cumberbatch and asking him NOT to play the role.But Our Man stood strong! What else would we expect?
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October 17, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
did you have a very religious childhood?
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October 16, 2013 on A Few Potentially Helpful Ideas For Darren Aronofsky’s Noah
Damn Specilk! I blew right past that link, but now realize....duh. I must have been distracted by Ichabod. He is very.... distracting. And I feel guilty about being jealous of Abbie, because, you know, that girl going through some tough times too! Do we have to wait until Katrina is untrapped/undead before Abbie and Ichabod can hook up? I find the rules here very confusing.
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October 15, 2013 on Sleepy Hollow S01E05: Plaguer, Not Plastic
Wow! That's not even close for getting sent to the principal's office for talking about Grand FUNK Railway. Happened to Ms. Coolio
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October 9, 2013 on The Perfect Crime: Saying “Hump Day” At School
Your apology is graciously accepted, particularly by someone who is Mortally Ashamed of the ENTIRE Oklahoma Congressional Delegation.
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October 9, 2013 on The Perfect Crime: Saying “Hump Day” At School
When my little brother was in early middle school, he got kicked in the groin during PE Class, and came home to tell my mom that his "tentacles" really hurt. this is the same brother who genuinely thought that ""cuse me while I kiss the sky" was in fact Jimi Hendrix singing ""cuse me while I kiss this guy." I love my brother. And now that we are older, I am confident he would beat the shit out of me if I shared this golden moments of childhood
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October 9, 2013 on The Perfect Crime: Saying “Hump Day” At School
As a mother, Little Miss Scarlett, I am telling you to go put some clothes on RIGHT NOW! Or no Sleepy Hollow for you next week!
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October 8, 2013 on But Is Scarlett Johansson Your Sexiest Woman Alive?
this video made my three year old cry. Enough said.
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October 8, 2013 on I Guess This Means We’re All Invited!
No no no no no I cannot sit at my desk looking at the S. I cannot even type the full word S. I am not sitting with my feet off the ground in case Mr. Top hat comes slithering by...
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October 7, 2013 on A Different Take On Snakes Wearing Top Hats
So THAT'S what they mean by "a leap of faith!"
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October 4, 2013 on TGIF! (Trampoline Accident God It’s Friday!)
I got so carried away, I could not even spell smell.
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September 26, 2013 on Sleepy Hollow S01E01: Something Bonkers This Way Comes
I KNOW! He definitely had me at "WHATEVER!" And I have a sense he smells really good, like some delicious some old limey bay cologne (NO, NOT OLD SPICE, You GUYS ) And when he tosses his hair, that sweet mell just sort of drifts over your head and into your heart. Another Ichabod might smell like musty tombs, dried blood rancid rat-infested basements at this point in history but not this man! uhoh, maybe I should write that romance novel after all.
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September 26, 2013 on Sleepy Hollow S01E01: Something Bonkers This Way Comes
It's true, Sometimes at really bad lunch meetings, I spend an inordinate amouont of time scheme how to get to the salad bowl and squidge out all the blue cheese and/or those little orange slices onto my plate. If I can achieve that, along with tht a free roll from Bertolli's and I'm all good.. Yeah and uhm, I'm so sad.
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September 25, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
That is outrageous and I'm a mother (pronounce that MOTAHHHH when I am in a bar) and I would never play that card or expect someone to play that card. You have been FUCKED. That's the worst kind of management --- I have a stupid, shitty rationale for what I do AND I SHARE IT WITH YOU. I am very excited about you getting another job.
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September 25, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Ghostchannels, we could pretend to explain this in a rational way, or we could just admit that this guy has chosen to make a mockery of the system because HE IS ACTUALLY AGAINST THE WHOLE SYSTEM. This isn't what the Constitution or democracy is about. I am sad for my country
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September 25, 2013 on Sen. Ted Cruz Reading Green Eggs And Ham, Or A Baby Eating Ice Cream For The First Time?
Ohhhhhh, man, that pizza looks so so delicious. Posting this may be concerned a form of abuse, for a woman who ate salmon out of a little plastic pouch for lunch. With a plastic fork. With my head down. At my desk. Listening to an online presentation about native advertising. truly sad
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September 24, 2013 on Public Marriage Proposal: Sky Diving Prank Proposal Edition