[Not Actually] Betty White

Comments from [Not Actually] Betty White

196~ Someone: Yoko, don't you ever change! Yoko: *knowing smile*
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December 10, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Cover Of Katy Perry’s “Fireworks” By Yoko Ono
Make a sassy one-piece out of a shiny raincoat and do cartwheels around the city.
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November 21, 2012 on What Ridiculous Movie Feat Do You Wish You Could Accomplish?
I realize that Channing Tatum is technically a real person, but this still applies. http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1338200948359_5680487.png
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November 16, 2012 on This Week In GIFs!
She should write about what a great building she lives in. http://www.thenation.com/article/171228/called-work-during-superstorm-sandy-tribeca-parking-attendant-drowned
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November 15, 2012 on Gwyneth Paltrow On “Being A Writer”
She may be the worst, but she brings out the best in you, Gabe. BRAVA, indeed.
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September 18, 2012 on A Completely Unsurprising Fact About Gwyneth Paltrow REVEALED!
I have a ponytail. And I had a dog once. And now I have something in my eye.
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August 15, 2012 on Just Stop Being You For A Second
It's ok, I will nerd with you. I only read the very beginning of Runaways (it's on my list!), but a friend who's more familiar with it says that Joss' run on it is actually not nearly as good as "the original Brian K. Vaughn run," for what it's worth. -someone else's $.02
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August 8, 2012 on What Is Joss Whedon’s Marvel Television Show Going To Be?
Something something, Obamacare, something something "magical back-healing rope."
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August 7, 2012 on Ooooh Barack Obama Loooooooooves Anne Hathaway
It would be great if he was all "I actually loved the Bane voice."
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August 7, 2012 on Ooooh Barack Obama Loooooooooves Anne Hathaway
Why the hell doesn't every town in Alaska have its own Taco Bell? They're just Arizona with snow.
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July 6, 2012 on Taco Bell “Airlifts” 10,000 Tacos To Alaska Because What?
I mean, why else is Mia Farrow on Twitter if not to at some point make light (not light) of this craziness? Twitter is a place for (among other things) ugliness, and if your ugly well is that irresistible (and contains basically nothing else), at some point you go to it. Brava, Mia. Brava. :(
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June 18, 2012 on Well, Woody Allen’s Son’s Tweet Is A Bummer
I still don't understand what the George W. Bush heads were doing existing in bulk in the first place. Why hasn't this been explained? Has it been? Someone help me! I am so confused!
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June 14, 2012 on Whose Head Shouldn’t Get Impaled On A Game Of Thrones Spike Outside The City Walls Next?
I saw her in Anything Goes last year. She is phenomenal. But...I can't. With the Bunheads. It's called "BUNHEADS."
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June 14, 2012 on Are There Wonderful Women Out There Who Aren’t Even Actresses?
That quotation is the most stomach-turning "Fuck, society is going to Hell in a hand basket" thing that I've witnessed since seeing New York City draped with American flags by the bloodthirsty pseudopatriots that cropped up in the wake of... well... you know.
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June 7, 2012 on IS New Girl The First Post-Post-9/11 TV Show?
I just tweeted something derogatory about the MTV Video Music Awards, unintentionally showing my age while attempting to show my age.
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June 4, 2012 on The 2012 MTV Movie Awards
The judge said she needed to "clean up her act"? COME ON. I'm all for reintegrating offenders into society, but ... COME ON. I can't, it's too early. I MEAN COME ON.
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June 1, 2012 on Just A Pretty Good Interview With Two Girls Who Robbed A Child
Seriously. I know I'm grinding this axe pretty hard down below, but Samoas are so good you shouldn't even be able to trade money for them. You should have to volunteer to carry shit for the Girl Scouts, or drive them to the Jamboree, or whatever it is they need done. "Mow your lawn, do your homework? Please, just give me some of those cookies."
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May 31, 2012 on Just A Pretty Good Interview With Two Girls Who Robbed A Child
Why didn't she have the King's Justice in the back seat ready to cut her head off in case they were caught? Commoners really show their quality, am I right?
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May 31, 2012 on Just A Pretty Good Interview With Two Girls Who Robbed A Child
Yep, can't sit through more than a minute of that fucking abomination. What the fuck is wrong with you, with your awful hair color and your no humanity? You see an envelope full of money next to a girl scout, so there must be some Samoas nearby, and you don't even THINK that maybe there are some things SO MUCH MORE VALUABLE than money?
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May 31, 2012 on Just A Pretty Good Interview With Two Girls Who Robbed A Child
I don't think that's a great comparison (Harmon doesn't appear onscreen, it's not a fictionalized account of his life, the title isn't his name...)- but I do agree that the Community that we knew is pretty much gone. All I meant was "Get behind the curtain, wizard. I don't need to know who you are to enjoy this show, and if I do, it probably means you're doing something wrong!"
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May 21, 2012 on Dan Harmon Replaced As Community Show Runner
For all the great entertainment that Dan Harmon has brought me, I feel like when one becomes too familiar with the name of the creator of a television show that one enjoys, things have gone off the rails a bit.
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May 21, 2012 on Dan Harmon Replaced As Community Show Runner
If I may elaborate: "but all the intense media coverage and memorializing of teen suicide victims probably has as much to do with the epidemic as the bullying itself." SERIOUSLY? Sometimes a limb is unpopular because it is THE WRONG FUCKING LIMB. The way to solve bully-related suicides is probably closer to society sending clearer messages about acceptance and tolerance than it is to pointing out what weak, sad little cowards those dead children are IS ALL I AM SAYING JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK.
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May 9, 2012 on Chet Haze FINALLY Breaks His Legendary Silence On The Subject Of Bullying
Whoops. Uh-oh. You nailed it.
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May 8, 2012 on Other Timely Plot Ideas For Scary Movie 5
(paraphrasing) "I am going to let a man turn you into a human centipede if you don't stop crying." -Peter Baelish, being not-terribly-concerned with obviously being a terrifying villain of this story
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April 9, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Open Thread
I think the whole series should tease us with, and eventually reveal, how Hellraiser killed our mother.
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April 4, 2012 on What Will The Hellraiser TV Show Be About?
Hold up, did he seriously call Neil deGrasse Tyson a son of a b**ch?
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April 3, 2012 on James Cameron Makes Drastic Change To Titanic 3D!