[Not Actually] Betty White

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Someone: Yoko, don’t you ever change!
Yoko: *knowing smile*

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December 10, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Cover Of Katy Perry’s “Fireworks” By Yoko Ono

Make a sassy one-piece out of a shiny raincoat and do cartwheels around the city.

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November 21, 2012 on What Ridiculous Movie Feat Do You Wish You Could Accomplish?

I realize that Channing Tatum is technically a real person, but this still applies.

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November 16, 2012 on This Week In GIFs!

She may be the worst, but she brings out the best in you, Gabe. BRAVA, indeed.

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September 18, 2012 on A Completely Unsurprising Fact About Gwyneth Paltrow REVEALED!

I have a ponytail. And I had a dog once. And now I have something in my eye.

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August 15, 2012 on Just Stop Being You For A Second

It’s ok, I will nerd with you. I only read the very beginning of Runaways (it’s on my list!), but a friend who’s more familiar with it says that Joss’ run on it is actually not nearly as good as “the original Brian K. Vaughn run,” for what it’s worth. -someone else’s $.02

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August 8, 2012 on What Is Joss Whedon’s Marvel Television Show Going To Be?

Something something, Obamacare, something something “magical back-healing rope.”

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August 7, 2012 on Ooooh Barack Obama Loooooooooves Anne Hathaway

It would be great if he was all “I actually loved the Bane voice.”

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August 7, 2012 on Ooooh Barack Obama Loooooooooves Anne Hathaway

Why the hell doesn’t every town in Alaska have its own Taco Bell? They’re just Arizona with snow.

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July 6, 2012 on Taco Bell “Airlifts” 10,000 Tacos To Alaska Because What?

I mean, why else is Mia Farrow on Twitter if not to at some point make light (not light) of this craziness? Twitter is a place for (among other things) ugliness, and if your ugly well is that irresistible (and contains basically nothing else), at some point you go to it. Brava, Mia. Brava.


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June 18, 2012 on Well, Woody Allen’s Son’s Tweet Is A Bummer

I still don’t understand what the George W. Bush heads were doing existing in bulk in the first place. Why hasn’t this been explained? Has it been?

Someone help me! I am so confused!

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June 14, 2012 on Whose Head Shouldn’t Get Impaled On A Game Of Thrones Spike Outside The City Walls Next?

I saw her in Anything Goes last year. She is phenomenal.

But…I can’t. With the Bunheads. It’s called “BUNHEADS.”

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June 14, 2012 on Are There Wonderful Women Out There Who Aren’t Even Actresses?

That quotation is the most stomach-turning “Fuck, society is going to Hell in a hand basket” thing that I’ve witnessed since seeing New York City draped with American flags by the bloodthirsty pseudopatriots that cropped up in the wake of…

well… you know.

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June 7, 2012 on IS New Girl The First Post-Post-9/11 TV Show?

I just tweeted something derogatory about the MTV Video Music Awards, unintentionally showing my age while attempting to show my age.

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June 4, 2012 on The 2012 MTV Movie Awards

The judge said she needed to “clean up her act”? COME ON.

I’m all for reintegrating offenders into society, but … COME ON.

I can’t, it’s too early. I MEAN COME ON.

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June 1, 2012 on Just A Pretty Good Interview With Two Girls Who Robbed A Child

Seriously. I know I’m grinding this axe pretty hard down below, but Samoas are so good you shouldn’t even be able to trade money for them. You should have to volunteer to carry shit for the Girl Scouts, or drive them to the Jamboree, or whatever it is they need done.

“Mow your lawn, do your homework? Please, just give me some of those cookies.”

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May 31, 2012 on Just A Pretty Good Interview With Two Girls Who Robbed A Child

Why didn’t she have the King’s Justice in the back seat ready to cut her head off in case they were caught?

Commoners really show their quality, am I right?

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May 31, 2012 on Just A Pretty Good Interview With Two Girls Who Robbed A Child