antisocialite

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Misanthropic because I'm pretty sure the purpose of this show to to make everyone just hate the fuck out of all of humanity.
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August 8, 2011 on Entourage S08E02: Turtle’s Outfits As Metaphor For The End Of Culture
I normally don't consider 30s-40s to be old, but whenever I see a picture of anyone over like 25 at the Teen Choice Awards I laugh at them and imagine them getting ready for it in a depressed yet detached manner. Looking at their clothing thinking "Is this what kids half my age want to see me wear? I can't fucking believe this is my life." and then getting drunk because that's the only way to get through it. Poll: Which do you think feels weirder for them?: Winning and having to thank all these little children while holding a surfboard they'll never use or find a place for in their house. or Not winning. Going to the fucking Teen Choice Awards and not even winning. Sitting there clapping politely thinking "God why am I even here?" not knowing whether the slap of the snub or the relief of not having to get up and talk and see more pictures of yourself at this absurd place. Vote now!
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August 8, 2011 on The 2011 Teen Choice Awards
Isaiah Mustafa could poke around my crawl space.
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July 29, 2011 on This Is Just A Four Minute Long Absurdist Short Film About Old Spice
That reminds me of when a guy I knew said he showed his girlfriend Audition after leading her to believe it was a romantic drama. Sort of a little funny even though it's also horrible.
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July 29, 2011 on The Hostel-Themed Amusement Park Attraction Is OUR Generation’s Saw-Themed Amusement Park Attraction
When I read "multi-talented" I thought to the author of this article "Aw, I'm not sure you know what either of those words mean."
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July 29, 2011 on The Hostel-Themed Amusement Park Attraction Is OUR Generation’s Saw-Themed Amusement Park Attraction
Cowboys and Aliens looks crazy and stupid, and I love that. Clear winner.
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July 29, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club Emergency Meeting
No more Summer's Eve handgina ads? :(. But I found them so relatable! By the way, does anyone know if Summer's Eve makes tampons? http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/rusty_photo/1-4.jpg
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July 29, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
After my eyes were finally able to wrench themselves away from Courtney Stodden's soul-hungry grimace in the Farrah wannabe picture I noticed that her elbow points the wrong way. You guys, I'm definitely not trying to be a bully because bullies are bad and Courtney Stodden doesn't like them and I'm afraid of her, but I'm just going to say it: I am pretty much 100% sure she is not a human being. I think she started of as one of those things from Species but got into a The Fly machine with a leather purse and some kind of HP Lovecraft creature.
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July 28, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Just Dance came on the radio while I was watching this, and it worked pretty nicely.
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July 22, 2011 on Someone Get Some Salsa Music Behind This Dancing Porcupine!
Jokes on him because even though she's only 16 you know her liver's shot.
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July 22, 2011 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden
I mean that they gave to kids. I saw a Good Guy doll from the original Child's Play in a Planet Hollywood when I was a kid, so *that*'s probably the coolest toy I've ever seen at a restaurant.
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July 22, 2011 on India Reminds Us That Pizza Hut Is The World’s Nicest Restaurant
Hell yes! Those Land Before Time hand puppets remain the coolest toy I've ever seen at a restaurant.
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July 22, 2011 on India Reminds Us That Pizza Hut Is The World’s Nicest Restaurant
I used to ask to go to Taco Bell on my birthday too! I was allowed fast food at other times, and I could pick any resturant I wanted for my birthday, I was just that serious about those tacos as a kid. Actually, I am still pretty serious about tacos because they're great.
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July 22, 2011 on India Reminds Us That Pizza Hut Is The World’s Nicest Restaurant
"George Clooney is leaving his co-stars rather red-faced and wet of trouser in his latest comedy wheeze." is the most unpleasantly-phrased thing I've read in awhile.
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July 22, 2011 on Noted Prankosaurus George Clooney Pulls Incredible Hilarious Sneak Prank Attack On Prank Newbie Ryan Gosling
I wanted to upvote this but the little thumbs are hiding, so this comment counts as one upvote for you.
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July 22, 2011 on Noted Prankosaurus George Clooney Pulls Incredible Hilarious Sneak Prank Attack On Prank Newbie Ryan Gosling
I love ducklings and I love ukeleles, so this is a pretty great thing for me to be watching.
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July 22, 2011 on This Duckling Is Not Very Good At Ukulele But At Least He’s Trying
I bet your Daniel Plainview impression brings all the boys to the yard, Kelly!
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July 20, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
I am unashamedly bigoted against cephalopods but even I find this unspeakably horrifying and sad. On a lighter note, the Plenty Of Fish ad under the reply box kind of made me laugh a little bit.
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July 20, 2011 on Dancing Squid Is Horrifying Please Don’t Eat It
I don't know if I'd say atheists need to fight for equal rights, but there are still a lot of people who will react to "I'm an atheist" as if you said "I rape baby bunnies to death". I've had hateful, hurtful, ignorant things said to me by people who liked me just fine before they knew.
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July 19, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
The Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis musical
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July 19, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Look at you with the formatting! Fancy.
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July 19, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs
Not to make light of what I'm sure is a painful situation for two real life humans, but I'm a little bit glad that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are divorcing because I think that should lessen the amount of pictures of Marc Anthony in magazines that I might look at while getting my hair cut or waiting at doctor's offices. He's ghoulish-looking and he scares me. Whenever I saw those pictures I wanted to yell at J.Lo* to run away. *I can't do a nickname with my name this way or it would be P.War and that's gross :( If my bf and I get married and I change it it would be P.Ham, still gross :(
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July 18, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Superman And Lois Lane Have Not Broken Up
Parents just don't understand http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/rusty_photo/videogum%20stuff/parents-just-dont-understand.jpg
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July 15, 2011 on The Taiwanese CGI News Video About The Final Harry Potter Movie Raises Some Interesting Questions
Did anyone else notice all the nearly upskirt shots in the Glee trailer? Jack & Jill. Ugh. All my ughs to this. Not that EVERY SINGLE THING about this trailer wasn't the worst*, but what was with the pony's legs breaking? Are they implying that Jill is so fat it crushed it? Because while she's no Gwyneth Paltrow (except in horribleness), she's not big enough to crush a pony's legs. Since he seems to be going for an Eddie Murphy/Martin Lawrence thing I don't see why he didn't just spring for the fat suit. Also from what I hear they're supposed to be identical twins? But identical twins are never different genders because identical. "I am surprised an Adam Sandler 'comedy' movie made such a basic scientific mistake!" - Dr. Antisocialite the genius. *PS Gabe, is it too early to nominate this for WMOAT?
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July 15, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
I didn't realize it was playing another trailer first, so for too many seconds I was like "This is a children's movie? Does Martin Scorsese hate children?"
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July 15, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Did she ask you to wear one of those hats suring sex? Because that would be awesome.
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July 15, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
I agree, I think Sarah Rue is and always was very cute. Even at the biggest I saw her she was a nice shape, too.
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July 15, 2011 on Jonah Hill Suffering From The Machinist Disease!