antisocialite

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Misanthropic because I’m pretty sure the purpose of this show to to make everyone just hate the fuck out of all of humanity.

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August 8, 2011 on Entourage S08E02: Turtle’s Outfits As Metaphor For The End Of Culture

I normally don’t consider 30s-40s to be old, but whenever I see a picture of anyone over like 25 at the Teen Choice Awards I laugh at them and imagine them getting ready for it in a depressed yet detached manner. Looking at their clothing thinking “Is this what kids half my age want to see me wear? I can’t fucking believe this is my life.” and then getting drunk because that’s the only way to get through it.

Poll: Which do you think feels weirder for them?:
Winning and having to thank all these little children while holding a surfboard they’ll never use or find a place for in their house.
or
Not winning. Going to the fucking Teen Choice Awards and not even winning. Sitting there clapping politely thinking “God why am I even here?” not knowing whether the slap of the snub or the relief of not having to get up and talk and see more pictures of yourself at this absurd place.

Vote now!

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August 8, 2011 on The 2011 Teen Choice Awards

Isaiah Mustafa could poke around my crawl space.

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July 29, 2011 on This Is Just A Four Minute Long Absurdist Short Film About Old Spice

That reminds me of when a guy I knew said he showed his girlfriend Audition after leading her to believe it was a romantic drama. Sort of a little funny even though it’s also horrible.

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July 29, 2011 on The Hostel-Themed Amusement Park Attraction Is OUR Generation’s Saw-Themed Amusement Park Attraction

When I read “multi-talented” I thought to the author of this article “Aw, I’m not sure you know what either of those words mean.”

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July 29, 2011 on The Hostel-Themed Amusement Park Attraction Is OUR Generation’s Saw-Themed Amusement Park Attraction

Cowboys and Aliens looks crazy and stupid, and I love that. Clear winner.

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July 29, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club Emergency Meeting

No more Summer’s Eve handgina ads? :(. But I found them so relatable!

By the way, does anyone know if Summer’s Eve makes tampons?

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July 29, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

After my eyes were finally able to wrench themselves away from Courtney Stodden’s soul-hungry grimace in the Farrah wannabe picture I noticed that her elbow points the wrong way. You guys, I’m definitely not trying to be a bully because bullies are bad and Courtney Stodden doesn’t like them and I’m afraid of her, but I’m just going to say it: I am pretty much 100% sure she is not a human being. I think she started of as one of those things from Species but got into a The Fly machine with a leather purse and some kind of HP Lovecraft creature.

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July 28, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Just Dance came on the radio while I was watching this, and it worked pretty nicely.

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July 22, 2011 on Someone Get Some Salsa Music Behind This Dancing Porcupine!

Jokes on him because even though she’s only 16 you know her liver’s shot.

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July 22, 2011 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden

I mean that they gave to kids. I saw a Good Guy doll from the original Child’s Play in a Planet Hollywood when I was a kid, so *that*’s probably the coolest toy I’ve ever seen at a restaurant.

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July 22, 2011 on India Reminds Us That Pizza Hut Is The World’s Nicest Restaurant

Hell yes! Those Land Before Time hand puppets remain the coolest toy I’ve ever seen at a restaurant.

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July 22, 2011 on India Reminds Us That Pizza Hut Is The World’s Nicest Restaurant

I used to ask to go to Taco Bell on my birthday too! I was allowed fast food at other times, and I could pick any resturant I wanted for my birthday, I was just that serious about those tacos as a kid. Actually, I am still pretty serious about tacos because they’re great.

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July 22, 2011 on India Reminds Us That Pizza Hut Is The World’s Nicest Restaurant

“George Clooney is leaving his co-stars rather red-faced and wet of trouser in his latest comedy wheeze.” is the most unpleasantly-phrased thing I’ve read in awhile.

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July 22, 2011 on Noted Prankosaurus George Clooney Pulls Incredible Hilarious Sneak Prank Attack On Prank Newbie Ryan Gosling

I wanted to upvote this but the little thumbs are hiding, so this comment counts as one upvote for you.

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July 22, 2011 on Noted Prankosaurus George Clooney Pulls Incredible Hilarious Sneak Prank Attack On Prank Newbie Ryan Gosling

I love ducklings and I love ukeleles, so this is a pretty great thing for me to be watching.

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July 22, 2011 on This Duckling Is Not Very Good At Ukulele But At Least He’s Trying

I’d watch that.

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July 21, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

I bet your Daniel Plainview impression brings all the boys to the yard, Kelly!

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July 20, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!