a pretty good kisser

Comments from a pretty good kisser

"Who do you think you Lindsay Lohan? I am!" - Anne Hathaway's bowling line probably.
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March 1, 2012 on Anne Hathaway Stars In The Humblebrag Diaries
Remember when you were King Kong...now act just like that but...smaller.
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January 10, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Andy Serkis “Acting”
This movie should be called The Hobbit: Bilbo Baggins Invetigates
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December 21, 2011 on The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Trailer Open Thread
Also, I realize gay people gross some people out (grow up dumb people), but you know what grosses me out? The "breasts" Guy Fieri is so keen to gaze at are almost always 60-year old diner grandma's! Not that grandma's aren't great, I love grandma's but I do not love grandma breasts...no offense everyone's grandma.
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October 17, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Guy Fieri
Gabe, are you sure my boyfriend isn't the lead singer of Smash Mouth?
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October 17, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Guy Fieri
"Survived" is German for "cheated on and humiliated" so actually it's not ironic.
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August 9, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It Contest: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Insensitive Ironic T-Shirt
Pirates of the Caribbean 5: They've Made A Huge Mistake
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July 6, 2011 on What Should Be The Tagline Of The Next Pirates Of The Caribbean Movie?
There's always jokes in the banana stand...
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June 22, 2011 on Best New Party Game: Summer Movies
Lemonade Stand by Me
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June 22, 2011 on Best New Party Game: Summer Movies
500 Rays of Sunburn (more sorry)
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June 22, 2011 on Best New Party Game: Summer Movies
Children of the Corncobs
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June 22, 2011 on Best New Party Game: Summer Movies
"He said it was just a name!" "What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula." anyone?...
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May 17, 2011 on More, Like, Uh, Upfronts Stuff?
I know you said 'no comment' Gabe, but allow me to comment on the Napoleon Dynamite cartoon. What a magnificent piece of shit.
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May 17, 2011 on More, Like, Uh, Upfronts Stuff?
Evolution! The Chronicles of Riddick! Paparrazi! Enough! Event Horizon! Demolition Man! Troy! Don't even get me started on Troy.
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May 16, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series
Osama's death happened on the 8th year anniversary of former Pres. Bush's Mission Accomplished speech...when asked about the coincidence, Bush said, "Go away, I'm hung over."
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May 2, 2011 on Predicting Tonight’s Terrible Jay Leno Monologue Jokes
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Bloom
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April 27, 2011 on Best New Party Game 52: Spring Movies!
Seventh inning stretch Samurai
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April 27, 2011 on Best New Party Game 52: Spring Movies!
why I otter give you a big hug. #thank
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March 30, 2011 on Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies
Hermione's patronous #dontjudgeme
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March 30, 2011 on Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies
Luke I am your nizzle - (dad your so white!)
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March 10, 2011 on Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad
'Man, even the guy in the wheelchair is getting some?' ~...cause in high school I was unpopular and scared of girls.
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March 8, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Gwyneth Paltrow On Glee, Part Two
Nothing says down home American country music like Wes Anderson movies, naming your daughter Apple and being married to a British man.
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March 7, 2011 on Oh Good Grief: Gwyneth Paltrow To Record A Country Album
"I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy...asking him to love her violently."
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March 2, 2011 on Best New Party Game 47: Charlie Sheen Movie Quotes