For the past two months I have been studying this statement so I could officially know what the fuck “Jwiggles O’ Reily” was really talking about. I have found that it is supposed to be a rap of some sort.
First he starts off saying “Health is a band from L.A., more like L. GAY shit, much like the way a gay bitch will use a bidet (which is similar to a toilet in shape, but instead sprays a jet of water directly into your anus) so that they can wash their behinds of male genitals” implying that the “gay bitch” has been receiving anal sex from another male. He then goes on to say how he dislikes Stereogum. His next statement is about Karen O and may possibly be saying she has semen on her thighs. He says that Stereogum likes topics about males and females engaging in sexual acts, or “girl’s eating poo” (infering Two Girls One Cup). His next line “doesnt taste like roses, when you make your poses” may be him attempting to make a philisophical statement about life. The next lines are meant as a rhyme. He then says “Anyways man, call me Dan, rapping similar to Sirhan (meaning Sirhan Sirhan, the man who assassinated Robert F. Kenedy – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirhan_Sirhan),” then he says “Pitchfork.com and Stereogum.com are friends/enemies,” he then says the website’s are both drinking “semen out of his butthole”.
Over the course of these two long months, I developed a case of jondis, and had a mild seizure. I ate one hundered mott’s fruitsations cups, and ten packages of pizza pops. This previous week I have been recooperating, and have vomited a total of 17 times.
The doctors told me i have developed cancer over those two months and am going to die next year.
For the past two months I have been studying this statement so I could officially know what the fuck “Jwiggles O’ Reily” was really talking about. I have found that it is supposed to be a rap of some sort.
First he starts off saying “Health is a band from L.A., more like L. GAY shit, much like the way a gay bitch will use a bidet (which is similar to a toilet in shape, but instead sprays a jet of water directly into your anus) so that they can wash their behinds of male genitals” implying that the “gay bitch” has been receiving anal sex from another male. He then goes on to say how he dislikes Stereogum. His next statement is about Karen O and may possibly be saying she has semen on her thighs. He says that Stereogum likes topics about males and females engaging in sexual acts, or “girl’s eating poo” (infering Two Girls One Cup). His next line “doesnt taste like roses, when you make your poses” may be him attempting to make a philisophical statement about life. The next lines are meant as a rhyme. He then says “Anyways man, call me Dan, rapping similar to Sirhan (meaning Sirhan Sirhan, the man who assassinated Robert F. Kenedy – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirhan_Sirhan),” then he says “Pitchfork.com and Stereogum.com are friends/enemies,” he then says the website’s are both drinking “semen out of his butthole”.
Over the course of these two long months, I developed a case of jondis, and had a mild seizure. I ate one hundered mott’s fruitsations cups, and ten packages of pizza pops. This previous week I have been recooperating, and have vomited a total of 17 times.
The doctors told me i have developed cancer over those two months and am going to die next year.
You’re welcome.