Comments from arthur great

my name is andrew, and my old roommate stole my copy of civil war land. but it couldn't have been you because i only go to matinees (going alone seems less sad then) and he spells his name with a 'd.' and a couple other different letters, now that i think of it.
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February 17, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
at the very least, dwayne the rock johnson is better than hulk hogan. he's no rowdy roddy piper, but who is?
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January 22, 2010 on A Round Up Of Positive Reviews Of Tooth Fairy
honestly, my first reaction to this video was that i'd love to see daniel day-lewis play this guy. from director jim sheridan comes youtube: the movie. starring daniel day-lewis as youtube.
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January 21, 2010 on When You Wrestle With The Ginger, You’re Gonna Get Wet With Lawyers
I feel like it's my duty as an Italian-American to say, I didn't read none of that, ya fruit.
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December 4, 2009 on We Are All Jersey Shore
if i had a nickel for every time somebody told me, "i love you too, but i'm not a sex offender."
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December 3, 2009 on You Are A Sex Offender, And Your Grandma Knows You Are A Sex Offender, CASE CLOSED
there's not enough xanax in the world to get me past philly, but i'll be there in spirit. while there is an awkward pause i am in it; while there is a failed attempt at an inside joke i am of it; while there is a kitten in a box i am not free.
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December 1, 2009 on You Guys, Let’s Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real!
pale english guy: now i just kiss this actor-shaped static electricity balloon, and voila. you now know my haircare secret.
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November 24, 2009 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Taylor Lautner And Robert Pattinson Kissing
i saw closer in a movie theater in a small southern town. everybody else in the theater was over 60 years old. i don't remember much about the movie aside from it makes natalie portman stripping somehow boring. but what sticks with me most is that i got to hear dignified, old southern people gasp at the word "cum." movie ticket, $6.50 (seriously, SMALL southern town). popcorn $0, gross. your grandma's face when clive owen is e-cumming all over jude law, priceless.
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November 23, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Closer
i didn't see it. did the giraffes get saved?
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November 16, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: 2012
when trudy let her hair down i was all like WHAAAA!!?!?! pete, we all love foreign nannies and dowdy working girls, but you got a great thing going with trudy. she's secretly hot (the best kind of hot) and she's on two of the best shows on tv - that's a classy lady right there. if i were you, i'd keep my charleston in my pants when she's not around. signed, arthur great, trudy campbell fan club vice-treasurer
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November 13, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
listening to GY!BE, didn't bother to turn it off when playing this video. big mistake. i'm scared for the future, yous guys.
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November 11, 2009 on MTV’s Jersey Shore Proves That We Live In The Era Of The Douchebag
as a celtics fan, i thought stop loving him when he joined the lakers. as a women fan, i thought i'd stop loving him after this video. as a fan of crazy people, i.just.can't.help.it.
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November 6, 2009 on What Is Wrong With Ron Artest?
on that note... raging bull?
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November 4, 2009 on Best New Party Game 11
Cudfellas
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November 4, 2009 on Best New Party Game 11
a scottish pedophile... the worst kind of pedophile that there is.
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November 2, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Funny Games
you elitists don't get it: THEY'RE PUPPETS!!! duh! he's only horribly prejudiced against puppets from different backgrounds.
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November 2, 2009 on What We Talk About When We Talk About Jeff Dunham
never thought about it until now, but jeff dunham does equal gob. good observation, professor of racialism and puppet studies.
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October 29, 2009 on Providing A Non-Hate Crimey Alternative To Jeff Dunham
that's a very interesting point that i didn't read because BIG DISTRACTING BOOBS. how are there even any comments in this thread?
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October 28, 2009 on Martha Stewart Does Not Watch Mad Men
he was also probably against the kind of idolatry that causes people to flip out over a videogame. of course he wouldn't have signed off on it if he were alive. i mean, i guess. people change. but it's not sacrilege; he was a famous dude who wrote some good songs (and was really good at covering great songs), so i'm going to save my indignation for stuff that matters.
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October 27, 2009 on David Spade’s Publicist Makes No Apologies For Disgraceful Farley Ad
Well, I've had 12 years or so to process this loss... so, yeah... commercials suck for the living and the dead, but I think I'm over it. It's like when people were freaking out over the Nirvana guy being in that video game. So? It's 15 years, and so far as I know he's not REALLY in the videogame. In the 80s were people freaking when they put Jimi's face on a t-shirt? Was that a thing that really bothered people? In the old days? All this tells me is maybe I shouldn't proceed with my line of Soupy Sales tie-dyes.
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October 27, 2009 on David Spade’s Publicist Makes No Apologies For Disgraceful Farley Ad