Ashley

Comments from Ashley

WITH PETER FONDA.
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September 3, 2009 on Boondock Saints 2 Definitely Looks Twice As Bad As Boondock Saints 1
I love (hate) how they describe 9/11 as "one of the worst tragedies in the history of humanity", as if being so sensitive and hyperbolic is going to let them off the hook for what comes next.
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September 3, 2009 on This Is Worse Than 9/11
I plan on hooking my children's cerebral cortexes up to my own, so they can experience me watching Norm as if it was 2009 all over again.
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September 1, 2009 on Norm MacDonald’s Reign As “Best Late Night Guest” Remains Unbroken
I think the concept looks fascinating, but the execution leaves something to be desired.
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August 31, 2009 on Finally, A Laramie Project About Aliens
It looked to me like she was left at the alter. Poor, poor duck bride.
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August 31, 2009 on The Fuzzy Morality Of The Duck Fashion Parade
And here I thought Flight of the Bumblebee would just die the quiet death it deserves. Thanks for nothing, Tina Guo.
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August 24, 2009 on One Thing Leads To Another
"Right, ladies"? I see that nullus tag, Gabe.
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August 12, 2009 on Don Draper On The Coco Show
This is the what:
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August 12, 2009 on This New Where The Wild Things Are Poster Is Virtual Insanity!
True, but at least he didn't put her voicemails on Youtube. (Oh god, now I wish he'd put her voicemails on Youtube!)
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August 10, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Girl Who Sends All The Emails To Boyfriend While He’s Traveling
I dunno, I'm Team JD on this one. People need to brush up on their listening skills.
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August 10, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Girl Who Sends All The Emails To Boyfriend While He’s Traveling
Is it too early to call it a postmodern masterpiece?
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August 10, 2009 on True Blood: A Bull In A Dress With Claws
Isn't this the technology Megan Fox is made out of? S1m0ne 2.0!
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August 7, 2009 on Who Wants To Have Sex With A Hologram?
Burn, Hollywood, Burn.
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August 7, 2009 on This Is Your Movie
Well, shit.
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August 7, 2009 on Being White Is Hard: It’s Complicated
"OMG I thought he'd never leave." PLEASE tell me that was an Alec Baldwin ad-lib.
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August 7, 2009 on Being White Is Hard: It’s Complicated
"OMG I thought he'd never leave." PLEASE tell me that was an Alec Baldwin ad-lib.
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August 7, 2009 on Being White Is Hard: It’s Complicated
I didn't read this book as a child, so I feel like I'm missing out on the intense emotional journey everyone else is having. I guess I'm going to have to stick to being really sad about John Hughes.
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August 7, 2009 on Where The Wild Things Are Is Not The Answer, Probably
Wait, is this guy British? Shouldn't he be watching Coupling?
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August 6, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Guy Who Watched Friends In One Sitting
I used to find solace in the fact that I wasn't awake for his show, but now I don't know what I'm going to do.
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August 6, 2009 on Jay Leno’s New Show Is Going To Be Nuts! (It Is Not Going To Be Nuts)
Is this viral marketing for Humpday?
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August 6, 2009 on NSFW: You Can Ruin Your Friend’s Life With Fake Porn, Kind Of