Ashley

Comments from Ashley

I love (hate) how they describe 9/11 as "one of the worst tragedies in the history of humanity", as if being so sensitive and hyperbolic is going to let them off the hook for what comes next.
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September 3, 2009 on This Is Worse Than 9/11
I plan on hooking my children's cerebral cortexes up to my own, so they can experience me watching Norm as if it was 2009 all over again.
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September 1, 2009 on Norm MacDonald’s Reign As “Best Late Night Guest” Remains Unbroken
I think the concept looks fascinating, but the execution leaves something to be desired.
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August 31, 2009 on Finally, A Laramie Project About Aliens
It looked to me like she was left at the alter. Poor, poor duck bride.
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August 31, 2009 on The Fuzzy Morality Of The Duck Fashion Parade
And here I thought Flight of the Bumblebee would just die the quiet death it deserves. Thanks for nothing, Tina Guo.
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August 24, 2009 on One Thing Leads To Another
"Right, ladies"? I see that nullus tag, Gabe.
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August 12, 2009 on Don Draper On The Coco Show
True, but at least he didn't put her voicemails on Youtube. (Oh god, now I wish he'd put her voicemails on Youtube!)
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August 10, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Girl Who Sends All The Emails To Boyfriend While He’s Traveling
I dunno, I'm Team JD on this one. People need to brush up on their listening skills.
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August 10, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Girl Who Sends All The Emails To Boyfriend While He’s Traveling
Is it too early to call it a postmodern masterpiece?
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August 10, 2009 on True Blood: A Bull In A Dress With Claws
Isn't this the technology Megan Fox is made out of? S1m0ne 2.0!
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August 7, 2009 on Who Wants To Have Sex With A Hologram?
Burn, Hollywood, Burn.
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August 7, 2009 on This Is Your Movie
"OMG I thought he'd never leave." PLEASE tell me that was an Alec Baldwin ad-lib.
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August 7, 2009 on Being White Is Hard: It’s Complicated
"OMG I thought he'd never leave." PLEASE tell me that was an Alec Baldwin ad-lib.
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August 7, 2009 on Being White Is Hard: It’s Complicated
I didn't read this book as a child, so I feel like I'm missing out on the intense emotional journey everyone else is having. I guess I'm going to have to stick to being really sad about John Hughes.
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August 7, 2009 on Where The Wild Things Are Is Not The Answer, Probably
Wait, is this guy British? Shouldn't he be watching Coupling?
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August 6, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Guy Who Watched Friends In One Sitting
I used to find solace in the fact that I wasn't awake for his show, but now I don't know what I'm going to do.
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August 6, 2009 on Jay Leno’s New Show Is Going To Be Nuts! (It Is Not Going To Be Nuts)
With Timothy Hutton and Faye Dunaway and Barclay from TNG? Er, yes, I recall that film.
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August 4, 2009 on The Terrifying New Face Of Suspense
It's like a little piece of history.
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August 4, 2009 on Nerd Treasure Chest: Hidden Audio Tracks In Old Cartoons
I'm holding out for the commemorative spoons.
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August 4, 2009 on The Most Beautiful Tribute To Michael Jackson
I've noticed that, too. There were a couple of weeks where I said something that made me an enemy, but fuck if I know what it was. All I wanna do is paint, exercise, and have good clean fun commenting on Videogum.
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August 1, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Oh please, grace us with your presence!
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July 31, 2009 on Lightning Never Strikes The Same Clapboard Building Twice
I really appreciate the way this site is bringing Event Horizon back.
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July 31, 2009 on You Can Make It Up: Jon Gosselin Hangs Out With His Friends
"And I have all this great information. It's just a gift." - Wikipedia
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July 31, 2009 on Gwyneth Paltrow Narrowly Wrests Her Title Of “The Worst” Back From Katherine Heigl
Gabe, why are you making us watch hentai?
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July 30, 2009 on What We Nightmare About When We Nightmare About Love
As much as I laughed at all the great comments above, I still think this is cool and I wish I could do it.
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July 28, 2009 on The Greatest Fight Scene Of All Time