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Don't forget to ask for a special chair for your doll. Yes, that's a thing. Yes, I'm ashamed to know that.
+6 | 1/31/13 1:25 PM
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Parks and Recreation: Ice cream that doesn't taste very good at all for the first few bites, but you quickly forget about that and it gets really good and sometimes it's so sweet that you tear up a bit, but in a good way.
+9 | 1/29/13 2:04 PM
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I was waiting for the wolverine to eat his face off at the end. It's a pet or something? WTF?
+6 | 1/9/13 5:20 PM
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This has always bothered me too! Ever since I had to read Franny and Zooey for a Buddhism class.
+3 | 1/9/13 2:24 PM
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Followed by: Behind Oprah Does OWN: Find out how the crew documents Oprah as she tries to come up with new unscripted series for her network, OWN. (Seriously though, that show where they followed around her poor staff doing the last season of the Oprah show was fascinating. They are all so scared, all the time!)
+13 | 1/7/13 11:38 AM
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Also, no exercise, smiling, sleeping, coughing, blinking, or laughing. That should do the trick!
+11 | 1/2/13 1:48 PM
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My prescription is to stop eating!
+23 | 1/2/13 1:47 PM
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Bart Bass is a silver fox!
+4 | 11/29/12 1:24 PM
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Taste the bloody, toothy rainbow.
+4 | 11/29/12 1:18 PM
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Chloe's dad from "Dont Trust the B**** in Apt 2B" Anyone?
+5 | 11/29/12 1:08 PM
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Poor Danielle hasn't done anything since her Soup for Ladiez show was canceled. RIP The Dish. No? No one else ever watched that show and/or has no idea what I'm talking about? J/K then!
+5 | 11/27/12 12:36 PM
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Mary Kate, blink twice if you need us to call the police.
+19 | 11/13/12 5:54 PM
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Did someone say WOOD? God, that beaver puppet was so weird/creepy.
+18 | 11/13/12 5:53 PM
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Did anyone else notice the conspicuously-placed laptop in the Homeland sketch that just so happened to be displaying the new Windows 8 desktop? I have to cry foul here and say that SNL got some product placement $$ from Microsoft for these mentions. Therefore, the next drunk uncle quip will be: Aflac AFLAC! AFLAC is fantastic supplemental insurance for you and your loved ones!
+5 | 11/12/12 1:50 PM
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And RuPaul for gay man president, obvs.
+9 | 11/9/12 1:48 PM
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May I just say that I appreciate Gabe standing up for gay issues and in-depth coverage of Jon Hamm's manhood? Gabe for straight man president!
+16 | 11/9/12 1:35 PM
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Abortions for some, miniature flags for others!
+18 | 11/7/12 12:10 PM
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To mimic World's intentionally meanest baby - World's intentionally most evil Republican! (Side-note: Can babies have intent? Can Republicans have intent NOT to be evil?)
+1 | 11/6/12 1:04 PM
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Hello.
+12 | 11/6/12 12:59 PM
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Patricia Heaton is just the worst. I stopped watching her crap show "The Middle" out of (pointless) protest. Sorry weird-looking kids, if the show gets canceled, it's because of that awful actress that plays your mom on the teevees.
+3 | 11/5/12 4:24 PM
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Uh, "Vivica A Cox" ? Does she live in Sacremende? (Also: please do not Google "Vivica A Cox" - it is soo NSFW)
+11 | 11/5/12 4:19 PM
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More like Silly-CON Valley, ammirite?!
+3 | 11/5/12 3:17 PM
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Because this is all such garbage, I was going to share with you a picture of Camilla Bowles holding a kangaroo, because it delighted me when I saw it in the elevator of my (cold) office building today, but I could only find a small version of the picture, so you can't fully appreciate the weird mix of emotions on her face - fear, surprise, disgust, love? http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/media/ALeqM5ia3W1PwHe6PY8PkvQ0sOhRRietGQ?docId=N0127581352125864480A
+8 | 11/5/12 1:44 PM
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Kerry Vincent on Food Network Challenge. http://foodnetworkhumor.com/wp-content/uploads//sex-cake-5.jpg
+7 | 11/1/12 4:06 PM
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Maggie Simpson.
+11 | 11/1/12 4:04 PM
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There were at least 2. You'll have to be more specific. The cute, dumb one or the ugly, racist one?
+2 | 11/1/12 3:59 PM
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Can we please start a collection to buy Will Arnett a sandwich? And force-feed it to him? His arms are becoming scary Madonna arms.
+5 | 9/28/12 12:44 PM
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Can someone publish all the Fact Checker items from the end of the skit? The ones that I caught made me LOL all over.
+3 | 9/21/12 10:53 AM
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I didn't like! The opening was not funny (why are they obsessed with vomiting on that show?!) and I am angry about the Oscar development too! The ending was kinda funny though with Creed and when Nelly got slapped down. I really don't like her.
+4 | 9/21/12 10:52 AM
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Perfection. She was looking so pretty in this confessional too. Go Leslie!
+13 | 9/21/12 10:50 AM
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Boo then, my own memory and Wikipedia have misled me!
0 | 9/13/12 6:00 PM
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Why hasn't anyone mentioned that 3 of the Heathers DIE in the film - how did they manage to have offspring?! This plot makes no sense for that simple fact alone! Gah, just when you think Bravo has reached its awfulness peak!
+4 | 9/12/12 4:58 PM
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The NEW New Normal: The Spin-off?
+1 | 9/11/12 5:23 PM
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I was just about to post this same thing, lamenting our awful NYC movie-going situation, although my ticket still costs $13.50 SUCKER! This quote made me realize that there are still places in the US that don't pay $13.50 for a movie ticket (and then $10 for a small soda): "insufficient fodder to convince people to 'leave their homes, travel to the theater, and drop $8 a ticket.'"
+2 | 9/10/12 5:43 PM
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Agreed! Nothing will ever be better than that terrible, train-wreck of a show! Richard Lawson's recaps on Gawker made my life though.
+4 | 7/11/12 5:28 PM
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Did you hear Andy announced he is a homosexual and then passed away? It was so sadz.
+2 | 7/3/12 4:21 PM
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I'm too scared to watch - does this spider explode into a million smaller spiders too?
+6 | 6/28/12 1:01 PM
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"Shut up and battleship!" Semi-related, "Shut up and drive" are not good driving directions to give to a taxi driver. Especially when drunk.
+1 | 5/23/12 9:35 AM
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"Better start eating, kid!" - Simpsons
+4 | 5/16/12 2:17 PM
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I'd like to lodge my complaints against the Olive Garden's Never-ending Pasta Bowl on this thread as well, which I assume has legal meaning. The first bowl started off as a normal pasta entree-sized bowl. Then the second helping was in a salad bowl. By the third bowl, it was simply a soup cup. I didn't get to the 4th helping due to crushing shame, but I can only assume it would be thimble with one tiny noodle sticking out of it. Never-ending my ass!
+13 | 5/16/12 2:10 PM
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