audrey

Comments from audrey

I stopped recording this terrible show at the beginning of this season, but I dutifully watched last night's episode just to read "Gabe"'s recap today. Well worth wasting an hour of my life.
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March 19, 2012 on The Walking Dead S02E13: Season Finale
"I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary."
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October 29, 2010 on Dog Pranks Owner
He just wants to see boys' Linuses.
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October 19, 2010 on 2012 Watch: Jessica Alba’s CGI Birthday Suit
If you think The Pursuit of Happyness is bad, then you should definitely see Seven Pounds*. MUCH more WMOAT-morthy. *No one should definitely see Seven Pounds. It was BY FAR the worst film I saw in 2008.
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October 11, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Pursuit Of Happyness
Please note that name of the Attorney General of Michigan is Mike Cox. That is all.
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September 29, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Andrew Shirvell
In Iceland, Cool Ranch Doritos are called Cool American: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3087/3160201617_3bdd608245.jpg
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August 31, 2010 on Lionel Richie’s Potato Chip Commercial Is The Saddest Potato Chip Commercial Of All Time
It was as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.
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August 16, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Go for it, whatthewhatjunior! Be brave! Be bold!
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August 12, 2010 on Top Chef S07E08: Oh My God, They Killed Kenny (FUNNY TITLE!)
I wish the producers had pulled a Shyamalan TWIST and also let Nicole into the finals. Or just eliminated Peregrine.
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August 5, 2010 on Top Chef S07E07: Poor Stephen.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt can metero my dandy any time.
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August 4, 2010 on Look At This Fucking Eddie Munster Love Connection
Emma Watson is a child, Steve. As in, she was born in 1990. Why don't you let that rattle around your animatronic swamp brain for a bit?
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July 30, 2010 on It’s Friday Afternoon, This Lady Just Got Paid
HA ha, you don't like this recurring feature.
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July 28, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
After all that dancing, I could sure use a VitaminWater.
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July 27, 2010 on We All Win This Dance Battle
The opening line of Ebert's Zoolander review (dated 9/28/01) kinda sounds like he did: There have been articles lately asking why the United States is so hated in some parts of the world. As this week's Exhibit A from Hollywood, I offer "Zoolander," a comedy about a plot to assassinate the prime minister of Malaysia because of his opposition to child labor. http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20010928/REVIEWS/109280304/1023 Even Steve Winwood is right twice a day.
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July 20, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Armond White Is A Pretentious Jerk
Also, if you want to think about Inception a little too much (this falls under "forcing dumb people to think"), here's a couple good pieces about what exactly might be going on in the film. What does it meeeeaaannnn: http://chud.com/articles/articles/24477/1/NEVER-WAKE-UP-THE-MEANING-AND-SECRET-OF-INCEPTION/Page1.html http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/07/inceptions_dileep_rao_answers.html
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July 19, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Inception
HA ha, you didn't like a movie.
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July 19, 2010 on The Sorcerer’s Apprentice Open Thread
There's always your virginity in the banana stand.
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July 15, 2010 on Michael Cera Describes Losing His Virginity
The orphaned baby hippo thinks the tortoise is his mom! And the tortoise, despite being 100 years old, completely tolerates all that misguided love and affection! As a society, we could learn a lot from those two.
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July 15, 2010 on The Fifth Mel Gibson Tape
OH MY GOD. Owen and Mzee is, like, my favorite cross-species animal friendship story OF ALL TIME. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4152447.stm# The video linked to on that page will provide a nice palate cleanser after Mel.
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July 15, 2010 on The Fifth Mel Gibson Tape
Cillian Murphy definitely falls under "pretty," considering he's prettier than most girls.
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July 12, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Predators
I saw The Kids Are All Right. Marriage (either gay or opposite) is hard, mmmkay?
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July 12, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Predators
Once again, we've all been played by viral marketing for Step Up 3D.
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June 28, 2010 on Old Man Dances To Lady Gaga To Teach Us All About Life
He's funny and something.
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June 25, 2010 on In Defense Of Jason Bateman