Comments from audrey

I stopped recording this terrible show at the beginning of this season, but I dutifully watched last night's episode just to read "Gabe"'s recap today. Well worth wasting an hour of my life.
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March 19, 2012 on The Walking Dead S02E13: Season Finale
Not enough squinting.
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November 2, 2010 on Keyboard Cat’s World Series Broadcast Commercial For Pistachios
"I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary."
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October 29, 2010 on Dog Pranks Owner
He just wants to see boys' Linuses.
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October 19, 2010 on 2012 Watch: Jessica Alba’s CGI Birthday Suit
If you think The Pursuit of Happyness is bad, then you should definitely see Seven Pounds*. MUCH more WMOAT-morthy. *No one should definitely see Seven Pounds. It was BY FAR the worst film I saw in 2008.
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October 11, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Pursuit Of Happyness
You've made a huge mistake.
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September 29, 2010 on David Cross On The Countdown With Keith Olbermann
Please note that name of the Attorney General of Michigan is Mike Cox. That is all.
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September 29, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Andrew Shirvell
In Iceland, Cool Ranch Doritos are called Cool American:
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August 31, 2010 on Lionel Richie’s Potato Chip Commercial Is The Saddest Potato Chip Commercial Of All Time
It was as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.
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August 16, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Go for it, whatthewhatjunior! Be brave! Be bold!
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August 12, 2010 on Top Chef S07E08: Oh My God, They Killed Kenny (FUNNY TITLE!)
I don't even know what that means.
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August 9, 2010 on Mad Men S04E03: New Year’s Eve You Get To Stay Up To Midnight
I wish the producers had pulled a Shyamalan TWIST and also let Nicole into the finals. Or just eliminated Peregrine.
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August 5, 2010 on Top Chef S07E07: Poor Stephen.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt can metero my dandy any time.
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August 4, 2010 on Look At This Fucking Eddie Munster Love Connection
Emma Watson is a child, Steve. As in, she was born in 1990. Why don't you let that rattle around your animatronic swamp brain for a bit?
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July 30, 2010 on It’s Friday Afternoon, This Lady Just Got Paid
HA ha, you don't like this recurring feature.
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July 28, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
After all that dancing, I could sure use a VitaminWater.
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July 27, 2010 on We All Win This Dance Battle
The opening line of Ebert's Zoolander review (dated 9/28/01) kinda sounds like he did: There have been articles lately asking why the United States is so hated in some parts of the world. As this week's Exhibit A from Hollywood, I offer "Zoolander," a comedy about a plot to assassinate the prime minister of Malaysia because of his opposition to child labor. Even Steve Winwood is right twice a day.
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July 20, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Armond White Is A Pretentious Jerk
Also, if you want to think about Inception a little too much (this falls under "forcing dumb people to think"), here's a couple good pieces about what exactly might be going on in the film. What does it meeeeaaannnn:
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July 19, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Inception