aunt martha

Comments from aunt martha

OH GOD AN APOSTROPHE ERROR I AM SO SORRY.

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January 21, 2014 on SHERLOCK IS BACK!

Not a good episode! It’s weird that Sherlock (the show, not the man) seems contemptuous towards it’s fans!

Also, the big reveal is that there is a bomb under Parliament on Guy Fawkes Day? You’d think that if England was looking for a terrorist attack, the FIRST PLACE they’d look is under Parliament on Guy Fawkes Day.

In conclusion: BOOOOOOO

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January 21, 2014 on SHERLOCK IS BACK!

The Oscar nominated classic: Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa.

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January 16, 2014 on The 2014 Academy Award Nominees

To be able to eat that fast, the steak would have to be medium well or well done. I’d rather my girlfriend eat 72oz of rare filet. I don’t date animals.

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January 10, 2014 on That’s Your Girlfriend: The Woman With Record For The Fastest Time Eating A 72 Oz. Steak

Did the ol’ sign in to upvote. Bravo.

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January 10, 2014 on A Glimpse Into Life Post-Dog Uprising

The answer is obviously Die Hard. There are no other Xmas movies. Only Die Hard.

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November 21, 2013 on The Videogum Holiday Movie Club!

I am proudly going as my favorite one-off Simpsons character:

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October 10, 2013 on What’s Your Pop Culture Halloween Costume Going To Be This Year?

To be fair, we *all* could be Satan’s child.

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October 2, 2013 on The Videogum SpOOoOOooKy October Movie Club!

Would argue it is not a horror movie! This is what happens when you take your parents’ good money to take a class in college studying the horror genre.

(I wrote my thesis on Sleepaway Camp. Obviously.)

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October 2, 2013 on The Videogum SpOOoOOooKy October Movie Club!

Sleepaway Camp! See why my avatar is so clever!

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October 2, 2013 on The Videogum SpOOoOOooKy October Movie Club!

For obvious reasons, I applaud this suggestion.

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October 2, 2013 on The Videogum SpOOoOOooKy October Movie Club!

I actually forgot to breathe during the knife fight. Forty-five seconds in I started choking on air.

I had such a good weekend of friends visiting from out of town, football, a Queens of the Stone Age concert ( \m/ ) and it took 45 minutes for everything to be ruined forever.

This show is the best.

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September 16, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E14: “REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!”

We were agonizingly close to four Hodors in one episode. Are we counting the echo as a full fledged Hodor? Hodor.

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June 10, 2013 on Game Of Thrones Season 3 Finale Open Thread

My hometown is contributing to the animal videos! Check out this sweet dolphin autopsy! Dolphins are the worst!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_yBOGRXAOq4

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May 15, 2013 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos

I would leave out the “fuck her” since it is a pretty big health decision and it is a conversation worth having, but, on the merits, BadIdeaJeans is absolutely right.

As a dude it is not my place to criticize the choice to get a double mastectomy, but it is a weird choice if you don’t already have cancer.

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May 14, 2013 on Angelina Jolie’s Double Mastectomy

FWIW, it isn’t recommended that you get these genetic tests unless your family has a history of these cancers. Not “especially if you have a family history,” ONLY if you have a family history. And even then…

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/05/14/most-women-probably-shouldnt-get-the-cancer-screening-angelina-jolie-did/

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May 14, 2013 on Angelina Jolie’s Double Mastectomy

Red Lobster: A remake of Romeo and Juliet with the Cheddars and the Biscuits replacing the Capulets and Montagues.

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May 14, 2013 on What Other Stupid Restaurants Should Be Dumb Movies?

I don’t see how taking the trouble to autotune the interview is that much different or “worse” than laughing at (with?) the interview in the first place. The Ramsey interview is impossible not to enjoy and therefore it is impossible not to enjoy a part of something that is incomprehensibly terrifying. There isn’t a way around it, so we might as well have fun with the happy ending.

My issue, shared by many, is that autotune is not funny and cut it out, you kids.

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May 7, 2013 on The Internet Is A Sociopath

I remember when we had to wait until Sunday night for Bob Saget to provide us with the freshest FAILS. Times sure have changed.

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April 30, 2013 on Best Fails of the Week 4 April 2013