Lilly Lily

Comments from Lilly Lily

HA I'm not the only one seeing Fat Albert in my head every time I hear that "heyheyhey."
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August 2, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
Activated charcoal!
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July 26, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
That looks like a food coma waiting to happen.
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July 26, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Sam Rockwell can do anything. He's a national treasure.
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July 26, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
She narrates herself out loud in daily activities.
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July 12, 2013 on Creating Some More Winona Ryder Rumors
THIS. This is true. That's the only way to eat a saltine. http://smittenkitchen.com/blog/2009/04/chocolate-caramel-crackers/ You're welcome.
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July 9, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: CNN Asks The Tough Questions
Oh why doesn't she go roast a vegan hot dog on an oleander branch?!
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July 9, 2013 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Believe Nature Can Hurt You
I'm with you! But I live in Florida. We have different rules. The rule being, "Never wear flip flops when it's cold outside."
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July 8, 2013 on Benedict Cumberbatch In Flip Flops, Ladies
If I knew I would be safe from broken glass, disease and Jiffy feet, then I would go barefoot all the time, Hobbit-style. So TO ME, flip flops are a step in the right direction.
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July 8, 2013 on Benedict Cumberbatch In Flip Flops, Ladies
I love that she basically compares her body to a "purified system!" Nice, human-body-that-creates-poop-and-pus!! Sure. But in her defense, McDonald's DOES make some messed up "food" products. I love some good garbage food now and then but the last time I ate a McGriddle, I was in a food coma the rest of the day. Never again.
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July 7, 2013 on The One Where Jennifer Aniston Ate A Big Mac
Let's not be so hard on Bono. He drew that with his feet.
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June 14, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Laverne and Shirley. Golden Girls. Talespin. I can't get enough of those songs.
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June 14, 2013 on Theme Music In The Age Of Netflix
It took me about 28 seconds into that to realize they weren't saying BIG ASS. Hmm. This week is going worse than I thought.
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May 23, 2013 on It Is 2013, Right?
The wonderful thing about the internet is that you can always find someone who agrees with you. The terrible thing about the internet is that you can always find someone who agrees with you.
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May 14, 2013 on Angelina Jolie’s Double Mastectomy
Best Ugliest Thing Ever
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May 9, 2013 on Poor Gwyneth Paltrow, Though
Guess Who's Been Drinking Too Much Before Dinner?
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May 7, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Mother’s Day Movies
My grandmother died last Friday and yesterday was her memorial. My brother and I spoke about her which was terrifying and liberating. Then the reception felt exactly like those after-funeral receptions you see in movies where you keep smiling and your feet hurt from wearing too-high heels and you keep getting snagged into conversation when you really just want to eat and drink wine and then you really just want to get away from everyone and go home and cry.
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May 3, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
This reminds me of that old saying... ah yes. "A stupid man full of stubborn pride and his money are soon parted..." And I would NOT want to play that guy at Halo!
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April 30, 2013 on That’s Your Boyfriend: The Man Who Lost His Life Savings On A Carnival Game, Dreadlock Banana
Mine was Avalanche Lily (which is a real flower that actually grows in the snow!) but I got tired of people trying to shorten it by calling me Avalanche. Does that even make sense when it's followed by a four letter word? So I changed it to Lilly Lily so I have no choice but to be called Lily, which is not my name by the way.
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April 19, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
So what season should I start with? You know how Seinfeld didn't pick up until it's 3rd season? Is it like that? I like Busy Phillips. So yes maybe I will try out Cougar Town.
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April 19, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
This makes sense. That is what I would like to see- E! anchorspeople saying, "We have nothing sincere or relevant to say right now... Let's go to [reliable news source] for the latest..." But it's sad to think there are people getting their news from E!. Is there such people? And was I supposed to put a period after E! when it already is punctuated? Not the time to ask I know.
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April 19, 2013 on Don’t Even Worry, Guys, The World Is Still Spinning
Suddenly I'm interested in Cougar Town.
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April 18, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
I'm always appalled at the way tragedies are covered. It makes me feel icky. I do not watch the news and sometimes will not even listen to it. After Newtown, I couldn't bear to hear or see anything about it. If it came on the radio, I turned it off. I still to this day have not read an article about it. And THIS. I clicked on one of those CNN articles and was reminded of why I don't follow the news. There are straight up gross and gruesome photos on there. Completely tasteless and disrespectful. I also remember years ago after a tsunami I think in Thailand, Time magazine published photos of the aftermath, one of which was a dead, bloated corpse floating in the water. I mean a full spread of this photo. Disgusting. Goodbye Time, CNN, and everything.
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April 18, 2013 on Fuck CNN Though, For Real
14 years and going strong so to me, it means nothing how you start your marriage but regardless I hope all goes well and congratulations!
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April 4, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I did a very simple pretty much non-wedding. I say that's the way to go. Courthouse. Small (I mean small) reception with closest friends and family. Save your money for your married life. Weddings and receptions are overrated.
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April 4, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
The only thing that would make this story better is if your name was Marion.
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April 4, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I had a dream last night that I got to fly with Superman, Lois Lane-style. It was awesome. I just had to share because my dreams usually are just an extension of my boring life.
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April 4, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
My day is looking promising. I awoke to rain so I've been trying out my new rain boots. I had fried eggs and toast for breakfast (mmmboy!). I've been enjoying making fun of these Levi 501 ads full of assholes. Yesterday I got a veggie bin delivery and made cauliflower gratin (awwyeah). Vincent Kartheiser is my new hero. I, too, do not fully understand the hashtag. I know it has to do with twitter but that's it! Commenting on this site is about the extent of my social media. I CHOOSE NOT TO TWEET.
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April 4, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Yeah that picture is making me queasy. I know it's supposed to be "sexy" but I just want to hand him a bar of soap.
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March 22, 2013 on What Is SuperGenius Ashton Kutcher Plotting Against Us?!