Lilly Lily

Comments from avalanche lily

HA I'm not the only one seeing Fat Albert in my head every time I hear that "heyheyhey."
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August 2, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
Activated charcoal!
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July 26, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
That looks like a food coma waiting to happen.
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July 26, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Sam Rockwell can do anything. He's a national treasure.
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July 26, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
She narrates herself out loud in daily activities.
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July 12, 2013 on Creating Some More Winona Ryder Rumors
THIS. This is true. That's the only way to eat a saltine. http://smittenkitchen.com/blog/2009/04/chocolate-caramel-crackers/ You're welcome.
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July 9, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: CNN Asks The Tough Questions
Oh why doesn't she go roast a vegan hot dog on an oleander branch?!
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July 9, 2013 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Believe Nature Can Hurt You
I'm with you! But I live in Florida. We have different rules. The rule being, "Never wear flip flops when it's cold outside."
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July 8, 2013 on Benedict Cumberbatch In Flip Flops, Ladies
If I knew I would be safe from broken glass, disease and Jiffy feet, then I would go barefoot all the time, Hobbit-style. So TO ME, flip flops are a step in the right direction.
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July 8, 2013 on Benedict Cumberbatch In Flip Flops, Ladies
I love that she basically compares her body to a "purified system!" Nice, human-body-that-creates-poop-and-pus!! Sure. But in her defense, McDonald's DOES make some messed up "food" products. I love some good garbage food now and then but the last time I ate a McGriddle, I was in a food coma the rest of the day. Never again.
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July 7, 2013 on The One Where Jennifer Aniston Ate A Big Mac
Let's not be so hard on Bono. He drew that with his feet.
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June 14, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Laverne and Shirley. Golden Girls. Talespin. I can't get enough of those songs.
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June 14, 2013 on Theme Music In The Age Of Netflix
It took me about 28 seconds into that to realize they weren't saying BIG ASS. Hmm. This week is going worse than I thought.
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May 23, 2013 on It Is 2013, Right?
The wonderful thing about the internet is that you can always find someone who agrees with you. The terrible thing about the internet is that you can always find someone who agrees with you.
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May 14, 2013 on Angelina Jolie’s Double Mastectomy
Best Ugliest Thing Ever
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May 9, 2013 on Poor Gwyneth Paltrow, Though
Guess Who's Been Drinking Too Much Before Dinner?
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May 7, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Mother’s Day Movies
My grandmother died last Friday and yesterday was her memorial. My brother and I spoke about her which was terrifying and liberating. Then the reception felt exactly like those after-funeral receptions you see in movies where you keep smiling and your feet hurt from wearing too-high heels and you keep getting snagged into conversation when you really just want to eat and drink wine and then you really just want to get away from everyone and go home and cry.
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May 3, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
This reminds me of that old saying... ah yes. "A stupid man full of stubborn pride and his money are soon parted..." And I would NOT want to play that guy at Halo!
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April 30, 2013 on That’s Your Boyfriend: The Man Who Lost His Life Savings On A Carnival Game, Dreadlock Banana
Mine was Avalanche Lily (which is a real flower that actually grows in the snow!) but I got tired of people trying to shorten it by calling me Avalanche. Does that even make sense when it's followed by a four letter word? So I changed it to Lilly Lily so I have no choice but to be called Lily, which is not my name by the way.
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April 19, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?