bananahammock

Comments from bananahammock

0:58-1:01. Who is that guy? Because he just made me spit coffee all over my desk and now owes me one Federal grant application.
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March 16, 2012 on Live Your Dreams, Make Your “My Heart Will Go On” Cover Video
This whole thing feels so Empire Records. Did you just want to become a Monster this whole time, Warren?
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January 31, 2012 on Kate Hudson Spotted With The New Mr. Cool Disguise
My dad wouldn't hold my mom's hand during delivery because he was too busy taking pictures of me crowning. #picturesiwishwerentinmybabybook #divorceforeshadowing
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January 25, 2012 on Freestyling Father-To-Be Is Going To Be A Wonderful Father
I'm so sad I wasn't at Wet Hot American Summer. That and ASSSSCAT sold out super fast :( I would have stalked Amy Poehler after either show and gotten real weird with it. Woulda been awesome.
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January 24, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
YES. We have the worst ants because our apartment is full of holes and it's about to start raining and they're gonna try to come back inside and I'm gonna cinnamon those motherfuckers like they've never been cinnamoned before. Thanks for the tip!
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January 17, 2012 on Oh My God Do Not Watch This Spider Video
My favorite part of this amazing diatribe is where "erase your hard drive" falls between "kill your family" and "lay eggs in your skull."
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January 17, 2012 on Oh My God Do Not Watch This Spider Video
Didn't they move to New York? I thought I heard he moved to New York to be with her.
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November 18, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
I know we're all anti-Titanic in 3D because DUH, but I think we're forgetting one very important thing: Kate Winslet's boobs.
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November 18, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Try the books again. They are the best and they read really quickly so if you're not into it after the first one, you've lost, like, 4 hours. But you will be into it after the first one.
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November 18, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
I wholeheartedly support both protests.
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November 17, 2011 on That’s NOT Your Protest: The Ryan Gosling People Magazine Protest
Oh, hey there, banana hammock. OH HEY.
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November 15, 2011 on Community‘s Mid-Season Hold OR: Occupy Wall Street Evacuated
At least they didn't call it "Frisco." But, no, "San Fran" is worse because it's more widespread. Like chlamydia. I hate that phrase so much.
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November 10, 2011 on The Kaplans’ Full House Intro Recreation Video Will Win You Over
She had The Infinity on there twice! That's only 24 ways to wear a scarf! Yeah... I watched it... I'm really bored at work, ok!?
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November 9, 2011 on Girl Stuff: 25 Ways To Wear A Scarf! (+More Ways)
My favorite part is when Alex Trebek essentially calls her a slut.
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November 4, 2011 on “What Is A Threesome” Is No “Self-Potato” But It Is Still Pretty Good
Whelp. That'll be in my head all day now. Thank you. (That's a sincere thanks, actually...)
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May 27, 2011 on I Don’t Know How She Does It Trailer, You Guys
My dad met his third wife playing Yahoo cribbage in the late 90s. I found out about the affair when I was 13 and accidentally saw her write "gg hun" on one of their games. Note to dads: Don't leave your internet affairs logged in when the kids are in the house!
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May 27, 2011 on That’s Your Marriage Proposal: World Of Warcraft Marriage Proposal
Oh good, he finally bought a raincoat! http://sustainablefashionista.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/breakfast-at-tiffanys-rain-kiss.jpg
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May 26, 2011 on Oprah’s Last Show OR Scotty McCreery’s American Idol Win OR Animals Wearing People Clothes!
http://sustainablefashionista.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/breakfast-at-tiffanys-rain-kiss.jpg
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May 26, 2011 on This Is How You Sleep
America depicted it in the center. The UK depicted it off center, as J.K. Rowling intended it to be off center. She insisted that they do it off center in the films. It's America's fault for making you believe it should be centered. #nerd
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May 23, 2011 on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II Poster, You Guys
I REALLY wanted that cat to hit that baby. Like, really badly. I'm so disappointed, and I am so the worst.
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May 20, 2011 on Cat Doesn’t Harm Baby