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A friend of mine had a class with Franco at a writing program in North Carolina, they ended up sitting next to each other for most of the semester. This friend didn’t know who he was at first, so was confused when girls would come to the window of the classroom constantly and stare in their direction. He mistakenly thought they were looking at him and not James Franco. Also he said Franco, unsurprisingly talked a lot about pot.

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November 19, 2013 on Rating Your Professor, James Franco

“So, we bonded with EYE BEW PROfen”

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October 5, 2012 on It Is Time To Ask The Question: What Is Katherine Chloe Cahoon?

That is what i meant.

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September 24, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Master

The Master was beautiful in 70mm and the performances were great. Although, giving the best performance was neither Joaquin Phoenix nor Philip Seymour Hoffman, but rather the freaky scapula of Joaquin Phoenix. Actually I would give the best performance award to the whole ensemble of body parts that made up his freaky torso and face. Good work, weird body!

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September 24, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Master

Punch Drunk Love rules all.

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September 24, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Master

None of concert_addict’s GIFs are loading for me!!!

Going to Waffle House as a substitute.

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September 21, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: They’re Back!

Blade Runner except this time Wesley Snipes uses his iPhone to kill the Egyptian swordsman instead of his whip.

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September 14, 2012 on Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology

Hackers, except no documentary footage for the scenes in which computers are used. Too realistic!

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September 13, 2012 on Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology

CompuTerms of Endearment

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September 13, 2012 on Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology

Schindler’s List, except with an Excel spreadsheet that is even more effective.

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September 13, 2012 on Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology

Star Wars, but with more CGI…

wait…

Never mind.

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September 13, 2012 on Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology

The Help, except the maids are an iPhone 4S with Siri, and Emma Stone’s indellible “Skeeter” is Zooey Deschanel.

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September 13, 2012 on Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology

You is kind, you is smart, you is important.

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September 13, 2012 on Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology

The Ring, except in order to rid yourself of the curse all you have to do is retweet a link to the youtube video that cursed you in the first place. Also you have to like the Ring monster girl’s Facebook page.

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September 13, 2012 on Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology

Now we know why Gabe is moving to LA!!!

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August 24, 2012 on Gwyneth Paltrow May Or May Not Be Opening A Restaurant

I don’t understand my reasoning from when I was young, but when C-3PO got dismantled in Empire Strikes Back I couldn’t handle it. This was at the age of 4 or 5 without fully following the movie itself. I think it was a similar reaction to when all the kids got turned into donkeys in Pinocchio. Both situations seemed irreparable and terrifying. Luckily Chewbacca got C-3PO running again. The donkey kids probably died as donkeys.

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August 23, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!