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Ha, forgot about my avatar image.

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November 10, 2011 on Oscar Talk: The Muppets Are The New Betty White, Apparently

Kermit just called me a fag.

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November 10, 2011 on Oscar Talk: The Muppets Are The New Betty White, Apparently

Fun fact: Vanilla Ice is not wearing make-up.

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June 6, 2011 on The 2011 Gathering Of The Juggalos

It took me about 10 minutes to figure out how to tie my shoes the incorrect way. I’ve been doing it correctly, yet my shoes STILL constantly come untied. BULLROAR.

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May 24, 2011 on How To Tie Your Shoes Like A Genius

Good points, Gabe. Counter point:

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April 4, 2011 on I Think We Owe Reality Television An Apology

“Taste my salty soup.”

Please say the innuendo was unintentional.

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February 17, 2011 on Top Chef: All-Stars S01E010: Say Hi To My Mother For Me

Life imitates S1M0NE.

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February 4, 2011 on The New Face Of The Tea Party Movement

The best thing about the horror story that is Elizabeth Gilbert: her ex-husband Michael Cooper also got a book deal to write about his year of coping with divorce by doing the exact opposite thing, dedicating himself doubly to humanitarianism and human rights (he already did work in this area). However, the book was canceled when he refused his publisher’s demand to make the book “racier.”

Please, 2012, come faster. Please.

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January 31, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Eat, Pray, Love

Zuckerberg, age 8:

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January 31, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Jesse Eisenberg And Nicki Minaj

I don’t understand. Is she saying I shouldn’t get an abortion to get revenge if the baby steals my boyfriend?

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December 15, 2010 on A 12-Year Old Lectures Us About Abortion
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December 9, 2010 on Double Dream Hands!

I bet the producers are really regretting passing over Dave Coulier for the lead right about now.

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December 6, 2010 on The Beaver Trailer, You Guys


“I will do anything you ask me to.”
-Jason Alexander

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December 3, 2010 on All The World’s Biggest Stars Lip Dub “Let It Be” For Some Reason

Oops, just saw it mentioned in the original post. Who’s the Forrest Gump now? (Me, that’s who.)

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December 3, 2010 on All The World’s Biggest Stars Lip Dub “Let It Be” For Some Reason

The biggest star of all:


Michael Conner Humphreys, the actor who played young Forrest Gump!

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December 3, 2010 on All The World’s Biggest Stars Lip Dub “Let It Be” For Some Reason

“Yeah, I’d like to buy a book. The Single Girl’s Guide to Meeting European Men. No, no, no, it’s for my sister. No, I do not have the Internet so I order things on the phone.”

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December 3, 2010 on Your Girlfriend Katherine Chloe Cahoon Is Back!

After 5 years someone had to have told him that the Ace Ventura haircut is a bad look, right?

Oops, nope!

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December 2, 2010 on Top Chef: All-Stars S01E01: The Gang’s All Here (And Also Marcel)

Counterproof to everything he believes is: white people are the only race stupid enough to give their children a Prince Valiant haircut.

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December 2, 2010 on The Andrew Show: A Racist Child Complains About Marmaduke

I feel bad for Joe, but I feel worse for Brokencyde. Joe had to hear them play once. Brokencyde has to hear their own music every night.

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November 23, 2010 on Taking One For The Team: The Brokencyde Concert Challenge