Comments from Beardzoid

I think it's really rude of the Royal Family to take this special day away from Michael Scott.
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April 29, 2011 on Who Was Watching All This Royal Wedding?
The best thing about Gabe's list of the 10 best movies of 2010 is that it includes 13 movies, 5 of which he hasn't seen and 1 that came out in 2009. I'm dead serious - that's why it's the best list.
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December 14, 2010 on The 10 Best Movies Of 2010
You guys, he sold out YEARS ago!
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September 2, 2010 on Double Rainbow Guy Now Corporate Schill
This is gonna be the gayest shark week in history.
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August 4, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
"I used to date a hammerhead once. It didn't work out. We could never see eye to eye." #sharkupcomedy
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August 3, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Shark Week!
The entire performance-art based set of toys were unbelievably lulzable.
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June 21, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Toy Story 3
"Night and Day" was like, the best thing I've ever seen? Followed shortly by "Toy Story 3" which was like, the second best thing I've ever seen? My only problem with "Night and Day" was all the Vegas attention. Sure, I guess Vegas is probably fun? But it's nothing compared to BEACH BABES!
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June 21, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Toy Story 3
As Videogum's Resident Beard Expert (self-appointed) I have to say that Larry's doing well. But he's got a long way to go if he plans to take down the previous U.S. Beard and Mustache Championship representative:
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June 18, 2010 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy: American Moustache Champion
This show is basically the best. That fly episode 4 or so back was one of the most thrilling hours of television I've ever watched. And it was about killing a fly. Can't wait to see where they go from here. No guesses as to what will happen, but I bet it involves drugs and violence and Saul making sexist remarks to Skyler.
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June 14, 2010 on Breaking Bad Season 3 Finale: Open Thread
Signed in to upvote. Fan-fucking-tastic.
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June 11, 2010 on You Guys, We Should Chew More Gum!
Well, I was trying to post a picture there, but instead I'll just show myself out. Sprinkle me humiliated.
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June 8, 2010 on Best New Party Game 24: Ice Cream Movies!
Ask and ye shall receive.
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June 8, 2010 on Best New Party Game 24: Ice Cream Movies!
As a comedian/performance artist (?) I agree that the majority of IE's stuff is fucking dumb and obnoxious. However, one of their first "missions" (ugh) was to do a repetition of a 5-minute action-based scene in a Starbucks for an hour straight. It involved like 8 people doing the same 5-minute routine over and over again. That's the kind of stuff I can get behind. It's odd, funny, unique; it doesn't interfere with people's lives too much (people can leave if they find it annoying); and I'm sure that spectators found it very entertaining and left with a story. But this thing is fucking bullshit.
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May 18, 2010 on Norwegian Improv Everywhere Slightly Better Than American Improv Everywhere
I always "accidentally" unplug my headphones while listening to "This American Life." Just like I always "accidentally" start talking about fixed-gear bikes and new music whenever walking by a hot babe in skinny jeans.
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May 14, 2010 on The 12th Summer Jam Of 2010: He-Man’s “What’s Up?”
I'm not proud of the story I'm about to tell... For Christmas, my sister gave me a copy of The Game: A Guide to Being the Worst because we always talked about it and how terrible it is but I'd never read it and she's like haha funny ironic Christmas gift. Now, I'm okay at meeting women. I have a nice-guy awkward charm kinda thing. Also I have a beard and wear shirts with puppies on them. But my flirting style is much different than what they tell you to do in that garbage pile of a book. Mainly because I'm not a garbage pile of a person. Anyway, a few weeks ago I was at a bar and flirting with this girl and she was really bizarre so I decided to try a few techniques the book recommends and, ugh, it totally worked. Ugh.
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May 14, 2010 on The 12th Summer Jam Of 2010: He-Man’s “What’s Up?”
Real Housewives: now literally beating a dead horse.
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May 4, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
No way dude. This is my parking job
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April 29, 2010 on This Is Your Parking Job
Au contraire, iantenna. Au contraire.
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April 23, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Have you even listened to the new Liars album, Gabe? It's pretty great, okay?!
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April 23, 2010 on SPOILER ALERT: Eastbound And Down Season 2 Plot Details
I had no problem masturbating to this video. SEE YOU GUYS IN JAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLL!
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March 30, 2010 on Teen Korner: Justin Bieber’s “Never Let You Go” Music VideOMG!!!!!