beatrice

Comments from beatrice

Seriously underrated comment. Brava, miss. Brava!
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November 29, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E13: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
oh, whoops, I thought we were captioning the screengrab of Cameron Diaz begging for a caption.
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November 26, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Cameron Diaz’s Photo That Is Begging For A Caption
please please please please pleeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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November 26, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Cameron Diaz’s Photo That Is Begging For A Caption
I thought the same thing! I was sure that would tip Walt off and then he'd pull some crazy, brilliant trick that would keep him out of trouble.
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September 9, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E13: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ooooh, Gabe had a girlfriend!
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August 2, 2013 on Blake Lively IS The Quote Of The Day
And because I'm already getting emotional (oh fuck), here's a bit of an overshare: My childhood best friend was wildly in love with Orlando Bloom. After the LOTR films, she watched everything he was ever in and bought all of his movies. She loved Elizabethtown and talked about it so much that one day I decided to watch it with her. It was the end of high school and we were sort of drifting apart because how long can a kindergarten friendship really be expected to last? So, by the time we watched Elizabethtown together, I was treading really lightly on her feelings because I just wasn't that comfortable around her anymore. So, we watched it and I was shocked at how terrible it was. So shocked that after it finished and she asked what I thought of it I said it was horrible and I hated it. Said that even though I knew it held a special place in her heart. Couldn't hold it in. And I couldn't stop talking about how bad it was. And my vitriol and hate for it made her laugh and then we both laughed about that and then a few months later before we left for college, we watched it together again and it became a new sort of pillar in our friendship. And and and...I don't know, it feels so incredibly special and personal to know that this is it. This is the WMOAT. (because it's all about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) It's also so bittersweet knowing that we've reached the conclusion. Man oh man. TL;DR - the beginning makes it sound like my friend is dead but actually r.i.p gabe and this is actually a pretty self-centered comment but idk i just really love what you've done with the place, gabe! I like it here. thanks.
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July 29, 2013 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Elizabethtown (Redux)
Actually, the more I think about it, I think Don just remembered that he and Ted are not equals and it's not wise to treat him as such.
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June 17, 2013 on Last Night’s Episode Of Mad Men Wasn’t Very Good!
He found out Ted wasn't even creative enough to come up with a convincing cover for why he and his junior were out together, alone, after hours.
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June 17, 2013 on Last Night’s Episode Of Mad Men Wasn’t Very Good!
Oh, I thought it was wonderful! Shooting Ken in the face, ignoring him, then using the answer to the "wtf happened there" question as just a way to move the plot/careers of Pete and Bob was a really great way to emphasize how out of control Ken's life is and how irrelevant he is to the office now. Remember when Ken called the shots? Remember when Ken a had "work" and his "real life"?
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June 17, 2013 on Last Night’s Episode Of Mad Men Wasn’t Very Good!
This is gross, but I had this weird thing happen at lunch today where there were little bugs all over, well, not all over, but definitely in my food (#organic) (I was eating outside) (but, also, idk? where did they come from?!) So, I dramatically threw my food away, container and all, lit the trash can that contained the food on fire, rinsed my mouth out with gasoline then came back in to work. Basically, what I'm saying is, this thread is really helping me! I'm going to go order whatever you guys had. thx
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May 9, 2013 on Farrah Abraham’s Entertainment Tonight Interview, OR What You’re Having For Lunch?
I don't like eating eggs that look like tampons. Too literal.
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March 28, 2013 on That’s Your Egg Cooking Machine
Madeline Albright
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March 5, 2013 on Oh Shut Up, Taylor Swift
(Gloria Steinem is still alive, dude)
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March 5, 2013 on Oh Shut Up, Taylor Swift
You know how the Pulitzer committee doesn't always award a Pulitzer prize in every category every year? Maybe the Oscars should try that.
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February 25, 2013 on It Might Finally Be Time To Admit That The Oscars Inherently Suck
I actually liked this and forwarded it to at least one friend. But while watching it I thought to myself "ugh, she seems Christian" so ... yeah, I'm a garbage person.
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February 22, 2013 on The Most Important TED Talk Of All Time
I prefer the original http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hUI5vsRrErs/S-7fibl6kAI/AAAAAAAABVY/UKt8WOPE9fE/s1600/R-154157-1183829991.jpeg
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November 20, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Public Transportation Safety Rap Video
Skyler Walt Jesse Connie Britton
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November 19, 2012 on Your Celebrity Thanksgiving Dream Dinner
Does this make anyone else really sad? I mean, cool that they pulled this off (seriously, good job!) but watching his hologram explode (Jesus!) was a little much
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April 16, 2012 on AHHHHHHH TUPAC SHAKUR RAP HOLOGRAM @ COACHELLA!
My highlights: Michelle and Busy Jean Dujardin's face Chris Rock (really, he probably should have stayed and hosted) Jean Dujardin's face
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February 27, 2012 on The 2012 Academy Awards
But, isn't it a little strange that in depicting women as "fully realized human beings" we've skipped directly from submissive/one-dimensional to three-dimensional and basically awful? Maybe that's not real progress? Idk! Full disclosure: I will watch Girls.
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February 21, 2012 on Is Everyone In The World Terrible?
Totally missing how those two things relate.
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January 19, 2012 on Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole
I though Kristen Wiig was hilarious in retirement. I was dying. Until the very last time she went on stage, then it seemed like overkill. But the first two times: very good
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November 21, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Jason Segel And Florence And The Machine
And then she makes a YouTube video about it but she's totally not racist (because, as will be revealed in a later episode, there's a picture of Lucy Liu in her copy of Seventeen magazine from 2000) (and in her wallet)
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September 12, 2011 on Is There A More Obnoxious Name For A TV Show Than My Best Friend Is A Lesbo?