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What Could Have Been (But I’m Super Ok With It Not Having Been)

This was fun and I think it went pretty well! Lucky for you guys. I had this prepared just in case - to…
Becca | February 17, 2011 - 5:55 pm


A Harrowing Tale

Don’t you hate it when this happens? You’re already having a bad day at work and that guy you hate keeps…
Becca | February 17, 2011 - 5:15 pm


Just A Few Timeless Love Songs

It used to be that you experienced love one flesh and blood human being to another – analog style. But we live in a time…
Becca | February 17, 2011 - 4:40 pm


Let’s All Just Agree To Stay Alive Forever

Anything I could say would just ruin this. Whaaaaaat?!?! UK Monsters, how could you have kept this from us for so…
Becca | February 17, 2011 - 3:55 pm


Breaking Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son News!

Life imitates (f)art (jokes)! It was alright when Brandon T. Jackson’s character in Tropic Thunder (a rapper turned actor) made a song called Booty Sweat
Becca | February 17, 2011 - 3:30 pm

Comments from Becca

Gabe has been injected into the mainframe computer and become pure energy. Goodbye from an OG Monster.
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August 15, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post
"I'm worried about Gabe. He doesn't even care anymore." - my mom.
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February 24, 2012 on Top Chef S09E15: Open Thread
Do they all have names? HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH IS WHICH?
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February 3, 2012 on 42 Saint Bernards
SEVEN HELLS, GABE! I need this to happen.
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January 31, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Season 2 Trailer, You Guys
You have the correct opinions. Joe Gilgun is kind of amazing. He's better than Nathan. Quit it, hating on me AND DON'T. When you wrestle with the devil, you're gonna get wet with fire... etc etc etc
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December 27, 2011 on Favorite TV Shows Of 2011
My list: Downton Abbey, Game of Thrones, Community, Alphas (came out of nowhere as a favorite!), and Misfits. Seriously, those are the best shows.
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December 27, 2011 on Favorite TV Shows Of 2011
alternately: "Butter cries."
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December 20, 2011 on A Butter Message To The USA!
"Butter Christ."
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December 20, 2011 on A Butter Message To The USA!
Get yer GOTDAMN science outta my happiness!
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December 2, 2011 on Watch Bobby McFerrin Demonstrate Our Musical Genius
The parents really have the gall to look embarrassed at the end??? As if they didn't raise these kids to be sex-fearing, face-gnawing, kiss demons? This should be shown to all conservative parents. There's nothing pure or beautiful about this. It's actually more off putting than (what I hear it's like to watch) really niche porn.
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November 28, 2011 on This Is Just A VERY Good Kiss
Phobia confessions time? Alright. I'm not AFRAID of these things, but they freak me out: big, full trees on stormy nights (They could fall on you or pick you up and run away. Either one, really), being surrounded by trucks on the expressway (They could all - sovereign of their drivers - decide to box you in and smush your tiny car because hahahaha they're trucks and you're not), being blocked by a really loud train while I'm on my bike (Bikes don't have windows to roll up, so you're just the jerk with your fingers in your ears - and your eyes squeezed closed? - on your bike while the train is passing). Now... does the fact that each of these things begins with "tr" have anything to do with this? Who can say? It's probably just a coincidence, right? Your turn.
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November 28, 2011 on Woman Terrified Of Cats Is Ridiculous, Hilarious
Why would the store sell crotchless panties for babies??? Valid question. But I think the problem goes a little higher up. WHY IS THERE A FACTORY MAKING CROTCHLESS PANTIES FOR BABIES??? Who is making these? Why would they even exist? Let alone be sold. I can't.
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November 21, 2011 on Rest Your Case, Store At The Mall Selling Crotchless Panties For Children!
My favorite part of the Snow White trailer is the part where they didn't let Kristen Stewart - the star of the movie - say even one word.
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November 12, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Spike Lee: the Oscars will be held in Brooklyn on a stoop where Rosie Perez will sing-shout the names of all nominees and winners while being shot from alternately a bird's and worm's eye-view... She's and the title will be changed to The 84th Annual Academy Awards: A Spike Lee Joint. Music by Radio Raheem.
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November 9, 2011 on Who Should Produce The Academy Awards?!
He's clearly been a journalist for at least 100 years. You'd think he'd know how to do an interview without SO MANY yes or no questions. /sour grapes
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November 8, 2011 on Reporter Wears Grape Costume To Interview Student Suspended For Wearing Banana Costume
I choose to believe that we just witnessed vector art in reverse.
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November 7, 2011 on Realistic Photoshop Photo Creation Calls Everyone’s Existence Into Question