bellicosecomatose

Comments from bellicosecomatose

I can’t believe parents still introduce Batman and other relics from the past to their children. Kye probably knows nothing about the Batman mythology, and was just forced to dress up like this comic book hero in order to fulfill decades old cliches which should’ve died out long ago. But as long as he had fun, and was able to work out whatever aggressions he had goin on, then no harm done.

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April 17, 2012 on A Nice Thing: Boy With Leukemia Gets To Be Batman For A Day

I feel like when people describe Zooey Deschanel as being adorkable, they actually mean mentally handicapped. The signs of her possible retardation are there.
“Siri, I mean, is it like raining outside?” “Uh, yeah, dumb bitch. Look out the window.”

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April 17, 2012 on The Zooey Deschanel iPhone Commercial

I think this one knows something about birthing them babies. ;)
Oh no.

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April 17, 2012 on Oh, Sure, SCREAMING BLACKFACE VAGINAL MUTLIATION CAKE, Right, No, Yeah

Obviously, it wasn’t as good for him as it was for her, and judging by her expression, she didn’t even climax.

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April 17, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr.

I wonder if Paula Deen sees all men as juicy steaks or buckets of mashed potatoes and gravy. Because she looks like she’s ‘devouring’ that guy with her eyes.

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March 6, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Paula Deen And Your Boyfriend