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Q: Why was 68,496 afraid of 68,497? A: Because 68,497 ate ('EIGHT!!') 68,499! #perfect
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August 15, 2011 on Jon Counts To 100,000
Hey Steve, quit ripping on Alan so much! Sure Alvin's video is a little ridiculous, but at the end of the day, there is some semblance of a code for how friendships should be conducted, and ripping on him on the internet while he's trying to clear his name violates that code for sure! Stop being a shitty friend and/or if you really like seeing him uncomfortable so much own up to it and don't call yourself his buddy. With that said, Hey Alan! Sorry this got picked up by videogum and they are dissing you, sorta, that is not fun I bet. I hope you can take it in stride and realize there is nothing personal in all the commentators jokes, we don't know you and I'm sure you are a basically good guy, we are just having fun with the video. Anyways, it was nice of you to pop in here and interact with us, have a good one bud.
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July 26, 2011 on The Guy Code
Can I go on record a saying that marrying you great-great-great-granddaughter is NOT incest to any degree, and technically not gross for that reason. Genetically speaking they are as related as 5th or 6th cousins or something, and marrying your cousin is pretty not-so-gross in the grand scheme of things. Of course I don't watch the show though, so maybe I am missing out on some of the grosser intricacies.
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July 25, 2011 on True Blood S04E05: Eric And Sookie Sitting In A Tree, V-A-M-PIRE-I-N-G
Hmm, I'd say if it is reacting to the movie in some excited way, great, but that isn't the kind of talking I ever encounter. A few weeks ago I went to see 'Tree of Life' and an old lady couple came in some 20 minutes late, talked loudly about where to sit, and then spent the rest of the movie loudly asking "what is this?" and (amusing, though still disruptive) "is this a movie?" NOT FUN On a lighter note, when I saw one of the tobey maguire spiderman movies, there was a kid who had made almost no significant noise throughout the whole thing and about an hour into yells really loudly "look mom, its spider man!" apropo of nothing. Like he wasn't paying any fucking attention the whole time but now he is and he is INTO IT!
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July 22, 2011 on Jesse Eisenberg Is Absolutely The Best
Someone got a new commenter meme!
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July 22, 2011 on Jesse Eisenberg Is Absolutely The Best
Ok, I kind of love Courtney and her mannerisms. Like how she looks at Doug intently while nodding her head and giving 'uh-hmms', and then realizing she wants to do a sexy face and contorts her mouth into a couple of awkward sexy-lip-and-teeth-lick poses before settling on one. You get the weird impression she just got a new mouth and is kind of adjusting while learning how to control it. Also, maybe its just me, but I find the incredibly out-dated Pam Anderson-esque ivy arm-bracelet of hers super charming. It is like she watched Barbwire and said 'this is a timeless sexy and I will have it!'
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July 21, 2011 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden
So, did anyone see 'The Trip'? It was so great and surprisingly touching. Lets talk about 'The Trip'!
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July 18, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, Part 2
PUA: Hey girls, me and my boys just got back from vegas where we just pulled a major caper and we are celebrating like its the end of Oceans 11 girl: Like you robbed a casino? or committed a crime of some sort, that is what a caper is, no? (PUA slumps away defeated)
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July 11, 2011 on The Pick-Up Artist: The Movie
I've been waiting for the show to come back for so long. It really was like nothing else, literally everything that camera captured in those 2 seasons was absurd and amazing.
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July 11, 2011 on The Pick-Up Artist: The Movie
all week, every week
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July 8, 2011 on Quote Of The Day
Yeah I saw this whole episode as well and me and my grandma got into an extended discussion (again) about how nerves is the biggest enemy of any Jeopardy contestant and how once you see the adult players start nervously shaking their buzzer they are essentially in the same flustered mind-state as Neil. The saddest part of the night is when some question was asked about when some part of the constitution was added, and the correct answer was "the Bill of Rights" and Neil's answer was "Congress" and it was so sad cos that is just a bad answer! Also, during the credits the parents came up and Niel parent's were hugging him and stuff and my grandma goes "What are they so proud of him for?" :(
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July 8, 2011 on Today We Are All Jeopardy! Neil
Yay, send me my cologne so I can go to barbecues this summer and smell like everything!
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June 24, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: True Blood T-Shirt And True Blood Soda Drink
Maybe this is a WHAM joke that I don't get, but lets assume it is not and I will tell you it is great and you should watch it!
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June 24, 2011 on Wet Hot American Summer Sequel Is Our Generation’s Arrested Development Movie
I like how angry the guy who was hit got. After the bikes were separated he's just super upset and throwing a fit and the first guy is all "I'm sorry, its not like I did it on purpose, lets just keep racing" and the second guy is all "no, its over, my day is ruined!" On a related note, I think motorstelevision should hire me to commentate for these races, cos I think I have some real insight into the drama of bike racing and why people watch it in the first place and what they're looking for in professional bike race commentary.
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June 22, 2011 on Motorcycles Are Dangerous And Sometimes Very Funny
Honestly, the question of whether circumcision is something one should do to a child does bother me a bit, cos I know my main argument for is that I don't want my kid to have something that looks different than mine and whose upkeep is a mystery to me (there's upkeep to an uncircumcised penis, right?).
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June 10, 2011 on Russell Crowe FINALLY Breaks His Legendary Silence About Circumcision
Maybe it was just me, but I'm pretty happy there is no Tracy Morgan promise, cos outside of 30 Rock I don't really find him to be a very good comedian/funny person at all. Like, I'm not sure how many of these promises there are, but putting him on the same pedestal as Louis CK, even before his homophobic bit, seems extravagant.
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June 10, 2011 on The Videogum “Tracy Morgan Promise”: Tracy Morgan Is A Nightmare Homophobe And Worst Of All He Is Lazy About It And The End Of The Videogum “Tracy Morgan Promise”
"That's a good question, but we did not get any answers" - a Journalist
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June 6, 2011 on Middle School Yearbook’s Hilarious “Five Worst People”
I don't want to ruin anyone's good time, but honestly this new idea for a weekly feature doesn't seem too appealing to me. If there are to be GIFs on this site (and by all means I think there should be, to some extent) I'd prefer them in context, following the articles they are relevant to, or else as a response to something in the comments. Maybe it speaks to the quality of 'GIFs-for-comedy' as a whole but this page just had a lot of things one after the other where responses were mainly "yup, that is a small clip of a thing that happened this week".
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June 3, 2011 on This Week In GIFs
So this Michael Shannon guy ISN'T Ray Liota? Learn something new everyday, I guess.
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May 31, 2011 on Holiday Weekend Movie Trailers Round Up, You Guys
I'm confused why "The Invention of Lying" has been suggested (and highly upvoted ,at that!) as a nominee for the past few iterations of the hunt and still has yet to be included. Did Gabe ever give a reason on a previous inaugural WMOAT post explaining why it is ineligible, or is it just on the backburner? Anyways, would love to see that movie get the treatment eventually, it definitely has something to it that makes me legitimately annoyed in a way only a good WMOAT nominee can.
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May 23, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Mix